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Topic: University

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

lol @ Asian......
ghussa ker gaii

yeaaaa panjabnay
u're wanna be.... u're wanabe desi mc
but gal u gota be wrk hard...
coz whn u step to me
u betta come correct... ightt...

like no otha i make magic on tracks
droppin' raps like an automatic strap
ur mics on but ur not rappin'
ur such a joka that desi mc is laughin'
u said u can rap
thas wat we call crap
ive done spit alot of rhymes before
catch me quick bout to go on tour
c me on the stage badass gimmie some more
my sets now ova they scream encore

u ain’t even close to a heavy dose of rhyme n flow
u don’t knw wat u don’t even knw
helps wat u'll be screamin'
n don’t worry al be leavin' u bleedin'
tellin me to run the game
badass u don even fit in this rap frame
so y don’t u just stop ur whinin', right now n get on ur knees
n let me bust ur hymen of being a wack MC…

peace out !




can sombody translate that into English, like i said i can beat you at your own game, MCing is not my think, so step back shortie, before i go naughtie lol

see natural flow, i'am more of a piano and classical music person with a dash of Metal

you got a fat nose NA NA NE NA NA
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

Asian said:


lol then don't wish yourself WEENIE



wat evahhhhh



Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

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Teen Tracker said:

bass -o bass




Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

Age: 37
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Desi_MC said:

Asian said:

Desi_MC said:

i guess the nex thread u gona make is like av u guys eva get laid...
lol @ ur "so called" romAAAAntic threads....



thats nasty


ur finkin is nasty


sorry but my religion does not permitt myself to get "laid" before marriage and i also respect the moral aspect, sorry for not being cheap.......
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Teen Tracker

Asian

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your all lahories
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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LiL_DollY said:



lil dolly have a huggie sweety
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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BadShaH1 said:



Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

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shahrukh khan said:




my fellow European Pindo MUWAH


arja soniyah arja
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

Asian said:

Desi_MC said:

i even kissed u



u wish weenie


i don wish trash



lol then don't wish yourself WEENIE
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Eidi eidi eidi eidi eidi hehehehe

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

Asian said:

YOU ARE SOOOOO DEAD!!!!!! I AM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE CHEW YOU UP THEN SPIT YOU OUT,

first off i Live in Wales, so i am not anywhere near Birmingham or London where they sell decent shalwar Kameez's, infact i hardly ever wear shalwar kameez's more of a Gap jeans and River Island top wearing kinda girl.

Number 2, I have blown my eid budget from the pay check i got on my sister, i have bough her a suit a matching set of earings and a ring, (all as an eid suprise ofcourse) so my my bank account is broke

Number 3, i here you say buy the kapra and sew my suit but the aunties here cannot sew to save their lives, and another thing we are not all flat chested size 8 girls, some of us are real......

Numer 4, WHAT THE HELL? oye smoochie i don't wear make up it's not me, i never have and i never will, as far as my nails go i will use them to scratch your eye balls out of your sockets....eham eham....

number 5, TRY AGAIN ROMEO WANNABE

i don't like italian food much



lol im so dead???
u cant touch........ DESI MC vs hammer time......
u don wear shalwar kameez....
u FOB..... confused desi..... don 4get u paki.....
don 4get ur roots paindooo FOB

u knw wat u suxxxxxxxxx
u borin.......
i aint wanna be....fool ass....

they call me Mysterious Romeo fo som reason

but aint getin it... coz its sum deep sh*t...

lol




British by paper, PAKISTANI IN NATURE, i am paki and proud, a peice of cloth dosent make you Pakistani
Posted 18 Oct 2005

Topic: Eidi eidi eidi eidi eidi hehehehe

Asian

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try living in the same household as me i drive my aunties insaane
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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Teen Tracker said:

kalooooo muaaaaah muaaaaah muaaaah



yuk powder konsa lgaya hay aur lipgloss bhi landay se lia lagta hay




oye thats Versarce lipgloss


exp stuff lol
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

Age: 37
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Desi_MC said:

i even kissed u



u wish weenie
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

i guess the nex thread u gona make is like av u guys eva get laid...
lol @ ur "so called" romAAAAntic threads....



thats nasty
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Eidi eidi eidi eidi eidi hehehehe

Asian

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nahie menay
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: aSIAN

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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: No time

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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Line Marna pt 2

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lol

and thats why your still single HAHAHAHAHHA lol




"dam girl you must be a lumberjack, because your giving me wood"


Male: don't jump you might knock yourself out

"you know the largest organ on your body is your skin"
Asian: well duh....
male: its senstive to touch
Asian: also a woman with a baseball bat HINT HINT
Male: let me show you
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Kala gone Dubai

Asian

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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: University

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

1 luv means peace
100...u sure thas enuff fo me??
if u take dk off the list u don knw wat u guys gona miss....
course u do not need a psychologist,

did i say im frm southhall????
i said i like southall........... but UK is filled w paindoos like u.... probly frm mirpur.... khariyaan, mandir n all otha pinds.... lol

i aint hitin on u............
cpz u far below ma level    

u don knw me

but u wanna bee

safe



for your kind information I'AM PUNJABI get it right i am NOT MEER PURR

and you calling me a wannabe?

the only wanaabe be i see is you bo,
Standing their in your fake phat farm gear,
trying to rap, instead sounding like britnay spears,
you an't got nothing on me,
so step back don't front or act,

take the time to get to know me,
instead spiting game that just don't run,
check yourself Jabronie,
go back to the gym your too bonie,
you know when the Bad@$$ is on the mike,
i keep it real and tight,

i fear no one, but almightie upabove,
wanna make my family proud,
shot my name and game aloud,
step to me like a man,
i might respect you like one

run game, you'll only be put to shame

psst i use to take piano lessons your not the only one who can MC, mind you my piano teaching might have throw a fit lol

BO YA
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Warid Commercial

Asian

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xearo said:

Asian said:

Desi_MC said:

Asian..... yoo yoo
u got it rite thea...
u seems to b ma kinda kuri....

i do av all those channels... but luv to c paki channels

n i love tha punk'd show on mtv....
n also MTV pimp ma ride
but they neva cme down to ma city

Top Gear is off the hook

simpson suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkks
u like abu ???


n i luv crazy frog
dingg dinnnaa daaaaa daaaa dinggg daaaaa

peace





eham eham if i am not mistaking i think your hitting on me? and THATS NOT A SMART MOVE


Hey dude, why you hitting a girl. chot lag jaye gi na yaar ussay



oye i kickbox, i don't get hurt easily, it's a figure of speach, as in line maar raha hai
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: aSIAN

Asian

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i can make khans CRY
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: No time

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aur akay?
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Kiss

Asian

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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: FAKE ASIAN

Asian

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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: University

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

yoo yooo
badass asian..... u destroy men ???
well in tha case i wud luv to be destroyed by u
lemme c u watcha got...
ightt baby hit me hard....

aint got none in denmark ???

i got this UCAS directory... frm last year... coz i was enrolled in Thames Valley Uni.... but thn changed ma mind.....
ma bhabi is wrks at UCAS shes student consuellor...
holla at me if u need n e help regardin studies....

y don u come down to dk....
its sucha nice place....
don worry i will show u a good time jus gimme a shout...

btw hows ma southhall ???
miss southall

n take good care of urself.... coz
ya knw wat i mean
lol

1 love baby



one love baby? i say 100 stitches in your head from me

the silly thing is a few girls and myself were thinking of taking a holiday to Europe but since your in Demark i will tell them to strike that off the list .

lol i do not need a psychologist, i need a stray jacket before i do something very Naughtie.


YOUR FROM SOUTHALL? WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT, EVERY TIME I GET FORCED TO GO I ALWAYS END UP IN A FIGHT.... flaming london pindos hitting on me

lookie quit hitting on me because your one Easy Jet flight away from Pain if you see an asian female sitting in a car blasting Fred Durst, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Teen Tracker

Asian

Age: 37
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whos akal? is he here

muhahahaha
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Kala gone Dubai

Asian

Age: 37
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Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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Desi_MC said:

Asian
awwwwww meli jaanu
jaadu ki jhappi
mwaaahh




DON'T TOUCH ME
Posted 17 Oct 2005

Topic: Offical Huggin Day

Asian

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Teen Tracker said:




Hay TT show me some lovvvveeee
Posted 17 Oct 2005
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