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Topic: Traning :(

Asian

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15 miles? me Asian lose? NEVER! i just wondered if anyone actually goes to the G.Y.M. HERE OR could give me some tips on training. The most physical i get is when i'am beating up my older cousins for his wallet.....what a wimp! . hehehehe....Asian_B is Always a winner MARSHALLAH
Posted 20 Apr 2004

Topic: Shaadi ke umer?

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larki aur larka meai koi farak nahie....SHAADI IS SHAADI!
vesy Larka koi itney pressure nahie millthi jitney larki koi millthei hai. (sorry dudes i know my urdus bad ). Mard do killaya Shaadi kuch be nahie hotie. THAT'S WHY I'AM STAYING SINGLE!!!!
Posted 20 Apr 2004

Topic: Shaadi ke umer?

Asian

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well menay changar amedee aur kadyanie ko bhe deeka hai? can you call them Human? well then. and yes i agree with you but some people do it in their teens which personally think is wrong.

because the perents did wrong stuff they think the kids are going to do it so they get them married off at a very young age. which to me is behaving like animals
Posted 19 Apr 2004

Topic: Traning :(

Asian

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kaya tumbs up yaar. i don't want to do it but when i look at the kidz. i've got to do the full lenght and not break my legs
Posted 19 Apr 2004

Topic: Traning :(

Asian

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i should ....?
Posted 19 Apr 2004

Topic: kaun kehta hai

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VERY LOVIE DOVIE . na nice poem did you write it yourself?
Posted 06 Apr 2004

Topic: Boyfriends!!!

Asian

Age: 37
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Listen girl don't take it to heart. Mr.right will come to you. Alot of men look at my Physically and try it on. But you got to rember your Pakistani. number one thing we have and keep is izzat. Numbe 2 think is perfecty the art of kick males butt. (I.E punching them, Insulting their manhood, beating them at their own game like Kickboxing....DON'T ASK PLZ! , the dude in that situation had it comming    
Posted 06 Apr 2004

Topic: Yo! All creative Pakistaniz get in here!

Asian

Age: 37
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me not know English ? thats funny considering i was born in the uk ? hmmmm even funny when i think about it. yeah a real person with no common sense would pass a law exam comming first o yeah tottaly dumb . i came first in my Law I.t and Science Exam . so bo ho to you. you can eat my Law Coursework .....( don't eat my law coursework it took me forever to cross reference. )

lookie mr sal LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE!.
man what is up with guys that coem from Pakistan. I only used a Frog....
O sowwie diddent tell you guy New guy in my college frm Lahoure i put a live frog in his file . he screamed muhahhahahaha it was so funny . the frog jumped into his shalwar. muhahahhaha. he has't worn shalwar kameez since. But my friend told me he know's that it was me and is now planning to kill me muhahahhahaha.....i know it was Evil but i couldent help myslef.....
Posted 06 Apr 2004

Topic: Yo! All creative Pakistaniz get in here!

Asian

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awwwww it's okei sal_fan here have a tissue and a paranta. what type of paranta you like aloo vala or gobi vala or spinich vala? lolz
Posted 02 Apr 2004

Topic: Boyfriends!!!

Asian

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Best advice DON'T LOOK FOR ONE!
take it from a college student. i have a lot of friends, i treat all my friends like family. One of my friends had a boyfriend, As a uk girl myself you know what some desi's are like they eat breath and sleep on one brain cell. amazing. lolz. The problem arose when all of us went a on a weekend away, we were in a manor house so me being so dam bord and it being so sunny i thought i'd go and take a walk.

as i was walking around MR.ARSE HOLE. poped out of no where and decided to join me. he muttered on and on and then said he had feeling for me. (YEAH LIKE I HAVENT HEARD THAT BEFORE)

i told him to get bent and he told my friend i was all over him. Now i admitt i am wild and krazy but no chance in hell that i would do anything to put a stain on my own izaat or my friends. Men are arseholes fact of life

Don't go looking for mr.love bug let him come to you.
Posted 02 Apr 2004

Topic: Yo! All creative Pakistaniz get in here!

Asian

Age: 37
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well mr or miss saki. SEE THATS THE PROBLEM WITH ALOT OF PAKISTANI PPL. YOU DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE YOUR CULTURE .

pakistan was made by a poets . poetry is a form of art , so is painting dancing and singing , See this is why your having problems in the entertainment industry and with desi generations ,
example. i love music and have tooken a few piano lessons. i had to give them up but i still practice theory. Personally i'd like to learn the electric gitar.

you all view us as stuck up british kids with no sense of reality. we view you as a bunch of pindos who scrach themselves in public places.

Parsonally i'am not a sterotypical desi i can cook english and apna khana.I'am a family orentated person with a bad temper and i will tell you what i think of you. i just won't wear shalwar kameez.

I'am not insulting MY HOMELAND (note i said MY) if anything ppl in pakistan are insulting Pakistan them selves with rishvat and Backward minded ness (ie SAL_FAN)
Just think of it this way if it was not for poets and musicians we would be INDIAN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted 02 Apr 2004

Topic: Moral’s?

Asian

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Exams ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! let me give you an idea of my work load. what should be 2 years worth of studying is for me one year, and instead of having 2 or 3 subjects i have 6. Coursework is due in by Friday this week and my Law Coursework is being a royal pain in the bum. As well as that i'am Organising a children's charity fashion show and getting ready to run a 15 mile marathon in october as well as runing a house hold. NOW YOU TELL ME NOT TO STRESSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Posted 01 Apr 2004

Topic: Yo! All creative Pakistaniz get in here!

Asian

Age: 37
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me cute? o hell no i am alot of thing but i'am not cute!

hmmmmm uncommon. hay i know emmmmmmmm D.A.N.C.E. Get some kids to dress up as you know famouse dudes like the presedent the founder and get them to dance even sing to the national anthem. what better way of showing Pakistan's pride than it's young cute children.
Visual aid are the kind and who they are dressed up as.
the anthem is covered by them singing. and throw in soem Pakistani flags.

you coiuld dress them up as.
1, the founder of pk.
2, a pakistani cricket player (NOT IMRAN KHAN HE SUCKS)
2, a poet again :)
4, the presedent.
5, a rock star. muhahaha hay take those dudes what they called janoon or something.
6,a Business man. Pakistan is a strong economey.

Get them up infor of you stupied teachers and take picture that goes toward your mark. there you go job done.

I SHOULD GET THE MARKS FOR YOUR SO CALLED WORK. muhahaha
Posted 01 Apr 2004

Topic: Yo! All creative Pakistaniz get in here!

Asian

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1, Start off with a pic of a Religous landmark. what about that mosque in islamabad, you know big prymid thing. (hay cut me some slack i've never been pk)

2, then have a picture of our Founder.....he tottaly kicked indians arse.

3, then have a visual of our armed forces you know, national pride and stuff and fighter jets tecnological advancements of Pakistan. i.e Pakistani hotmail lolz so junk mail= BQUWAS MAIL.

4, Then have a pic of famouse people like madam noor jahan i love her song what about a pakistani poet.

5, finish off with soem cute little Pakistani kids awwwwwwww i always see them on T.v with their little shalwar kameez's look so cute little munchkins. i can't waer shalwar kameez i can't handle parachute pants lolz. i'll stick to my tommy jeans and D.K.N.Y. tops.

job done assignment finished :)


Posted 31 Mar 2004

Topic: Moral’s?

Asian

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yeah i agree Janubaba is a good website . anyways right now my life is college, coursework for Law I.T, listening to music and having my brother bug me half to death to cook him some food (he such a fatty). then relaxing to some likin park or adema whatevers good :)
Posted 31 Mar 2004

Topic: Moral’s?

Asian

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eh? no froggie most are actually desi! .
i was just asking. Because sowwie if you take offence to the janubaba bo ba but well don't you think this website is going down indian rote? you might as well be sponsored by Mexican Business men trying to sell us guys blow up gitars while haveing huge finger nails?

you know what never mind change the topic
Posted 26 Mar 2004

Topic: Moral’s?

Asian

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warmie what you trying to say that i'am not decent? okie fine i have a bad temper yes i know but still i was asking for a reason. I was just wondering as to why members are leaveing Janubaba. you guys have joined on after i've been on janubaba for a long time even if i don't reply i still check the boards. ask Janubaba yourself what some of the topics have been. he might tell you the truth he might not. thats his acord. not mine.
Posted 25 Mar 2004

Topic: WILL U MARRY ME???

Asian

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eh? okie he's a freek!
Posted 18 Mar 2004

Topic: ~ WhEn I wAs KiD ~

Asian

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awwwwwww Fragi you were so cute just feel like picking you up and giving you a smochie kiss. now i look at you i just want to scream and run away lolz :)
Posted 15 Mar 2004

Topic: Marriage in U.k

Asian

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Excuse you mr. but no all desi's are stuck up arse holes. depends what family backround you come from. my personal experence is the ones who come frm pakistan do the badmarshiaya and then go back and act all izatdar. thay think ALLAH DOES NOT EXSIST ON THIS SIDE OF THE WORLD SO THAY CAN RUN RIOT. LET ME GIVE YOU A PEACE OF MY MIND. DUMB PPL FRM PAKISTAN SEE A BUNCH OF IDOTS FROM THE UK SPEND MONEY SO THAY WANT TO COME UK THEN. WHEN THEY GET HERE THEY RELISE THEAT IN THE UK YOU DO EVERYTHING YOURSELF. MY MOM WAS FROM PK AND SHE WAS VERY EDUCATED. MOST PPL FROM PK STERO TYPE UK DESI'S AS STUCK UP AND SEX CRAZED BUT LET ME TELL YOU IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND MATEY.

i do think some desi's are really bad but the same goes for pk ppl as well so you can bloody SOD OFF!
Posted 12 Mar 2004

Topic: Birthdays :(

Asian

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ufffffff, well the resturant was really good. except the waiter taking my e-mail address and giving me a funny look when i ask for my ice cream with 2 candles in it. but besides that it was fun. :)
Posted 11 Mar 2004

Topic: Birthdays :(

Asian

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Posted 10 Mar 2004

Topic: Love or Arranged

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i can't believe you guys are even thinking of marriage. me personally i would like to become a student at UNI and make something of myself. i think thats the problem with Apna ppl they marry to early. (to dam horney). take my mom she married when she was 28 ( adult age) and had a math degree . My bestfriend makes me laught about marriage. he says he wants to marry me after uni. BUT I'AM NOT MARRYING A PATAN
Posted 10 Mar 2004

Topic: is anyone...

Asian

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17 today . Now i can drive Legally . i said it you can't prove it.

Hello bush blasta from merry old England old chap. . Welcome to Asian's world muhahahahaha
Posted 10 Mar 2004

Topic: Birthdays :(

Asian

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awwww thankz fragi so sweet (i'll give you a hugie but no kiss's) . i really like the bhangra dudes. My brother has decided to FINALLY take me to the uk's biggest car show as a birthday gift . And my sister thought it would be fun to bashing the living hell out of me this morning . we are going to a Pakistani resturant (yeah like i don't have apna khana everyday of my life ) I WANT TO GO OUT FOR AN ENGLISH . p.s sharu khan i won't through cake at you that's rude....... ...Instead i will let you wear my birthday shalwar kameez . look better on you
Posted 10 Mar 2004

Topic: IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY....

Asian

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BMW'S are really nice but only certian ones. sowwie but some of them look like hursts
Posted 08 Mar 2004

Topic: Birthdays :(

Asian

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Trouble? who? me naaaaaa ask Janubaba i'am an angel
Posted 08 Mar 2004

Topic: Birthdays :(

Asian

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euuuuuuuu shak deekie tumaryie .
aur sharu khan tum to shaid patan ho lekin meai Punjaban hoon (with a good throwing arm, asjk any of the boys in college or my bro) tum per cake aUR CHUTNEY AUR GARAM GARAM PAKORA AUR FRYING PAN BE MARO GE.
Posted 08 Mar 2004

Topic: IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY....

Asian

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blue your just like my sister she likes monster trucks.

And warm love dude YOU HAVE A CHOICE OF ANY CAR IN THE WORLD AND YOU PICK A MAZADA ? o okie ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM lolz

mosoor kabie is garie ka naam nahie sunna
Posted 08 Mar 2004

Topic: Know !!What U Want ???

Asian

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eh? hi i want a website with listings of the car road show this year in da uk?
Posted 05 Mar 2004
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