Fairl_Girl
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Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega
Fairl_Girl
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Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain? student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do. paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan. Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai. Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain. Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea...
Fairl_Girl
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curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
Fairl_Girl
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aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. KAMINA DARZI LOLZ
Fairl_Girl
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" Kid's Birthday Party"
This lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has gone all out. She had a caterer, band, and a hired clown.
Just before the party starts, two bums show up looking for a handout. Feeling sorry for the bums, the woman tells them that they can get a meal if they will chop some wood out back. Gratefully, they head to the rear of the house.
" Mirrors "
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.
Fairl_Girl
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" Dead Dog"
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
" Respect for Living Things"
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can't have any honey for two weeks!".
Fairl_Girl
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Mujrim said:
Fairl_Girl said:
Mujrim said:
**sensational** said:
how would u like ur dream man to be?
sensi jee aapna to batao
mujhe pata tha tum zaror aho ge yahan jao yahan per tumhara koi chance nahi ladki ho hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo raba yeh kis kisam ka naqab hai jis main ser hi bahir hai
aap fikar na karo bus mujhe cam aur mic set karne do yahan pe phir mei chala jaaoga
AISA KIA DEKHA KE JAO GE JO HUM BEHOSH HO JAYE GAY AUR ALLAH NA KARAY TUMHARE PHATAY DHOLL WALI AWAZ SUNI PARE ALLAH KARAM KARIYO MOLA REHAN KARIYO
jiski hogi woh bhi to khush hogi naaa
