Fairl_Girl
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The Boss A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
"Coz . . ." he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it. . . ."
Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "It looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the copy, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
Fairl_Girl
Age: 124
7529 days old here
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Pakistan, Pakistan
"Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo walls ki ice cream ho polka ki kon ho kesey bataoon key tum poorani dheet ho aik bohat bari tum phateek ho tum orangi tum korangi tum hi ho meri nagan chowrangi , lyari ki tum Football ho kimari ka tum bund ho soni gutka tum hi aur manora ki tum thand ho tum kharadar tum methadar tum hi golimar ho tumhi meri dhoti aur shalwar ho tum hi gutka tum hi mempoori tum hi mix patti ka pan ho bad qismati say tum meri jaan ho lalookhait main rehti ho tum khud ko defence ka kheti ho tum lambi lambi chortee ho tum hamesha sey ho khowar tum ho sardi ka bhokhar tum shikarpur ka achar tum peshawar ki naswar tum Kaisay bataoon key tum merai kaun hoo
