he is back.....
he came & we didn't fight on first post
mein ne apna wada such kar dia.....

now, do pray that he will be regular here....


so, u ppl can watch "Waddi & Nikki" again

wat happened Sall???
dont get angry
khoon ka ziya hai, time ka bhi hai...
khaao piyoo aish karoo.
khush raho
apne kharchay pe

































































agar koi aur tang kare tu batana.....

SALL said:

so so dear

can u plz tell me wot s wrong with u ??
okk i understand u just hate me,, and u cant stand my posts,,,
ab aap k khushi liye hum to apne aap ko change karein ge nahi,,, y dont u stop answering to my posts,, jab k woh posts aap liye hoti hi nahi,,,,

kiss ne bandook rakhi hai aap k sir pe that u must consider me ????
y dont u just imagine that I DONT EXIST

aap ko mere opinions pe eitraz hai ??
hota rahe,,, my fooot,,,,



HOLLLAAAA,, DOND MIND,, JUST JOKING ?¿
nahh,,, mind it,, it s not a joke
if u want to stay here,, AVOID ME


(one more thing,, im not the only one here who cant stand ya,,, so just ----> )

today i learned

get up early in the morning, do ur work fast, & dont wait that Boss will pick you from Home To Off. bcoz big boss can Rad anytime in office in ur absence. public transport is not reliable so leave ur home more than 1 Hr.

you Back MP
Welcome Enemy of the SG's State...
nice try
i like it.....


lagta hai kaafi din se Brain nahi use kia.........

Mephistopheles said:

stupid
supid
pid
id
d

i learned dont think SG u r rite everytime. look others that what they thinks & asks about that things which u dont like @ all... & be positive not as a human but being a Muslim....

need more comments!

A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office


koi apni biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee


Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ?
I thought...i thought ...i thought about it and wrote THUNK



Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode
Again he comes and does the same stuff.
Wife asks : Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly



Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha
Hoon". The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"

Santa : After my Death U marry Banta singh
Wife : But Why ? He is Ur No.1 Enemy
Santa : Darling this is the only way I can take revench with
Banta


Banta:When did George Washington die ?
Santa:Two days before his FUNERAL

Banta : Tell me five FERROCIOUS animals you can think of...
Santa : 3 Lions and 2 Tigers.


Traveling in a crowded University Special, a girl sitting, was being constantly annoyed by a sardar standing next to her. The bag he was carrying on his shoulders kept poking her off and on.Finally, fed up, she turned to him and questioned,
"What are you doing?"
Not to be amused, the sardar replied..,"MSc. Physics!"



HURRAH Thanks Sardarji

There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were Sardars, and one was a Gujju. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn't then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the Gujju ( of course ) said, "I'll get off."

After a really touching speech from the Gujju saying he would get off,all of the Sardars started clapping.

Problem solved !





Why did the Sardars stare at the can of frozen orange juice?
Because it said concentrate.


Surd: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Surd: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."


There are a large group of surd people in a bar and they are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within six hours." The man says: "I am sorry.I do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies: "On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'




Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.


Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some
sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the
pub-owner. So the two Sardars swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.



Sardarji : "Could you tell me the time difference of London and Ludhiyana ?

Operater : "please one second sir.."

"Thank you very much!", replied the Sardarji and put down the phone



Help.... the Titanic is going to be drowned...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Sardarjee in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here?
Sardarjee: Two miles.
Italian: Only two miles, then why are these fools making noise. I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian: Just tell me which side; is land two miles from here?
Sardarjee: Downwards

Doctor to Sardaar : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?

Sardaar : Hoga, Jarur hoga; 25 saalse mera khoon jo pee rahi hai




Sardar found answer to most difficult question question ever

What comes first - the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pahele dooge, wo ayega

(i enjoyed this one the most)



A man called his 4th wife:baby doll..
3rd wife:china doll
2nd wife:barbie doll
and
1st wife:PANADOL.....:)



Boy : Jaan-e-man... is dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh masjid nahi hai aise hi aaja



Wife : Agar Mai mar jaun to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai mar jaunga.
Wife : kyon ?
Husband : Kabhi Kabhi zyada Khushi janleva hoti hai














You are an
I.D.I.O.T.

I=Intelligent
D=Decent
I=Impressive
O=Optimistic
T=Talented

R u smiling now??
* YOU IDIOT





Aik bandar apni maa say. "Maa may itna badsorat kion hoon"
Maa:: Bayta khuda ka shukar karo ussay daikho jo msg parh raha hay.. hahaha.



Majno ko laila ka SMS nahee aya ...
Majno ney 3 din khana nahee khaya .
majno marney wala hey laila key piyar main
oor laila baithii hey SMS free honey key intizar main ....


























































































Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and
the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my
roof?

bhaai jaan bari hi achi pictures daali hein aap ne
yaar kabhi koi saath mai baitha ho bhi hota hai...
thora khiaal kia karo....

haan yaar bataoo tu sahi....
kis type ki help chahiye....
batao gay nahi tu ham Inkaar kaise karien gein????

beleive me......

lols Taha Bhaai...
i agree.....
Suchi mai bare hi Kameenay hote hein...
andar ki cheezein nikaal nikaal kar pochte hein...
mera Dec Audit mai wasta para thaa.....
ALLAH mafi........

now, come to topic....
apne ko tu koi Real mai Milna nahi pasand karta ...
tu Dreams mai....................





QV u kidding naa?????

~Fragi~ said:

QUEEN VICTORIA said:

AAP KO SAPNAY MAIN KON MILTA HAI..............?

auditors ka bhoot

Yara Kithay Ho Tussi???

aa jaoo

ws..........i agree Zeeshan.......
haan yaar online tutorials dekhoo....
mere bhaai ne bhi mujhe thoori si HTML sikhaai thi...
just basics...
google pe search karo...

ZEESHANAHMED said:

Assalam o Alaikum,

behtar tareeka yahi hai kay kisi book say parha jaey, ya phir onlien html tutorials parh lain kafi samajh aa jaeygi

688

aa jaoo MP

ab aa bhi jaoo..............

tu phir in future ghalti bhi nahi nikalna....
jab tum ghalti sudhaar nahi sakti

kash_beauty said:

tyme nahin hai

my pleasure!

kash_beauty said:

oh okies

larki tution do gi???

kash_beauty said:

SupidGuy said:

woh kya hai naa ke Probability incresing....

increasing ki spelling to theek kar lein pehlay

no not asking to you.
some.......

kash_beauty said:

kia hua SG
abb postin nahin karin yahan kia

aye tay fir hai naa

SALL said:

khehehehekehekhehehehehee...
hahahahahaa...
quaaakkkk quakkkkk quak




hum aap ka badtameezi karne ka haq thori cheen rahe hein stooopid
par training to aap ko hum se hi leni pare gi na

ab bhi koi nahi......
no takalluf

SALL said:

so so




areyy stoopid pa jii
takaluf na kijiye,, ab keh bhi daliye k akhri khahish kya hai

yaa call me AB
off mai bhi sab yeahi bolte hein....


ki gallan bataaan
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

SALL said:

stttooooopiiiiiiiddddd..
ab kya kahein hum aap ko
AB ??

dil ki baat dil mei rakhte nahi hum
kyun k ae aasman tujh se darte nahi hum
adaab arz hai

woh kya hai naa ke Probability incresing....

kash_beauty said:

SupidGuy said:

iss mai hansne wali kya baat hai???
ho jata hai kabhi kabhi aisa bhi

yeh kabhi kabhi ...hamesha hota hai

really ab mein issi liye posting kam ki hai ke woh nahi aata.
he is my half.
aa jaoo yaar.
offer bhi hai 1st post ki
C'mon grab it Mephistopheles.
aur Sall khabardaar mere ilawa kisi ne uss se badtamizi ki.
Khabardarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

SALL said:

areyy han yarr
where s miss topless
larte hue murge dekhe nahi hum ne bohot din se
commmme back

u ppl doesn't deserve

shurkar karo nahi aate yeah loog....
jis topic pe yeah jate hein wahan 2 minutes 3 pages load hote hein...
i am not kiding.
its true....

shy_princess said:

bhai app saab puraney viewers sai humain shikayaat hai app humarey forums main bohat kaam attey hoo we also want to talk with u
ffm
sall
soffia
mr death
mg
cute_huma
cutefriend
untouchable
etc
etc
plz hum sai bhi baat kaar liya karein

iss mai hansne wali kya baat hai???
ho jata hai kabhi kabhi aisa bhi

kash_beauty said:

app mein tou sense he nahin hai SG

fashion sense to bilkul bhi nahin..issliye kalay chashmay lagay hue hein!!

SALL said:

kashuuu
stoopid pa jii ko kuch nahi kehna
he s a "perfect" stooopid

its not working.............
Sall baaz nahi aa rahi mera nick Bigarne se......
i have to do something else.....
i have to Plan something..........

SALL said:

uff ho,, sirf jalll nahi
jal pariii

haan tu mein ne kab kaha hai Jall
Jalpari hi kah dete hein.....
sada kera bill aanda aye?????
tussi saroo pawain(or) jaloo
sanoon kee???????

SALL said:

nahi nahiii
stooopid acha bacha hai

shabash Sall yeah hoi naa baat
ab aap ke 10 RS pakkay
ab kaise lo gi
Payorder, Demand Draft or Cheaque???
tell ok naa???

SALL said:

aap se pangay karne ka haq kaun cheen sakta hai
par humein bhi to jhooti jhoooti acha banne ka haq hai na

akhir woh baat bachoooooo zaban pe aa hi gai jo dil mai thi..............

koi nahi......

SALL said:

zyada khush nahi ho
last wish batao

total agree this time

SALL said:

stooooopid
lecture nahi tha,, yeh bongi thi

nahi aisi koi Scene nahi hai....

kash_beauty said:

khush fehmi

tu ban jaye Sall se Jall
kis ne mana kia hai?????
bachay nahi darne walay....

sall said:

ufff,, stoooopid pa jii
aise to na kaho
hum jalll jalll jallll k kahinnnnnnnnn
jal pari na ban ja'ain