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naheen joji to bara khaarab haina meri amee ko bata deta haina ,....
is ka bhi ilaj ha.......main to aik pizza kha ker chup ho jata hon???
hehehe.....me not expensive @ all:P
kafi saasta ilaj haina //// [^]
sasta ilaj to ha......per app kay lye too yeh kerna bhi mushkil hi nazar ata ha:P
ab kiya karieen .... karna to parey ga na ...warna aaap toooo ..
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hehehe mein apni gf k saath tha ,, jab ,, apney ,,, us us us jagah se pizza liya tha na
kidoo app apni gf ko us hotel per q la ker gye....jana tha too kisi 5 star hotel main jatay.....app bhi na:P
bus kiya karta .. paisey hee itney they na ....[menani]
meray say mang lye hotay.....abb app ki gf kya soochtii ho gee[:(!]
bus emergency mein nikalna para na
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yehh me happy wid ali azmat..le ker ao us ko jaldi se..[:)]
agar woh na mile to Vivek ko le ao..bus....in dono mei se kisi ek ko le ao..bus fir shweetie k bad meri shadi to paki hi pakii!
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hain.. who is ali azmat.. oh ahem ahem.. hoor k liye dulha mil gayaaaa.. mubarkaan. badhai ho badhaiii :D
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i luv junnooooooooooooooooooooooooooon................Ali Azmat is my jaann......haye how sweet...kitna cute lag raha hae na pic mein...[:)]
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nahi nahi mein ati hon her sal is sbar bhi ajaon gi khod he rehn dy
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hein adeeb multan kab pahuncha yeah to dubai ane walla tha
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then help me out joji.:)
per agar kidoo ko help kay lye kahoo too ziada acha ha....wo too professional ha na in kamoon main[;)]kioo kidoo???
ji ji zaroor adeeb ji welcum welcum ;l;l;;; [menani]
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kcuh bhi na samjhe..kuch bhi na janey..yeh dil kerraha hae kitne bahane..
app dono kay dil poora din bahanay hi talash kertay rehtay hein
yar joji shayd tumhi kuch kuch samajh rahe ho..[alieneyesa]
lolz
kuch kuch kya.....sab samaj raha hoon....[;)]
yeh kaisey ho gaya ji ... k tussi sab kuch samajh gaye na [menani]
main bhi bara poohancha wa peer hoon.....sab jan jata hoon:P[pape]
kahan pohnchey hoye ho ji ,,,,,,, lakhan wal na ....[:O]
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i didnt moved yer topic .. mani .... i swear ,,,,,
i m scared na
really i m scared na ...
j k
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I reccomend the 2nd site the most
go and check it out
you'll be surprised by teh results
and whiel we are the topic
if no oen knows
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gatorade contains alcohol in the flavoring
and gelatin/lard/meat flavoring or animal shortnenings are Haram...
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
aray nahi jooji..ab mujhe ghusa agaya hae woh bhi sachi muchi wala..batao kis ne mere cute se bhaiya ko danta? bolo ...mei us ka khun nahi peun gi..lekin us ko choru gi nahin....[:(!]
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nahi yeh karak awaz hoti hae..u knoe zara powerful si awaz..islie mujhe kehte the woh..afterall meri awaz to u knoe na kitni achi haiiiiiiiiii
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kab la ker gai hein jee....program hamesha banataay hein....per end point per app ka kabhi koi friend a jata ha....kabhi koi...:P
[ast]
abhi us din piza khilaya..coke pilayi...oh fanta i mean..ice creame..kitna kuch abhi bhi kehte ho k kuch nahi khilaya...[:O]
aur mera kaun sa frnd aya hae?uff jhoth ba bola karo..
n kidoo yeh mereplanz aise kaise hein jee?
us din kaha tha sab ko helicopter per le ker jaun gi..lekin tum log tayar hi nai hue..ab meri kia ghalti..?[:O]
woo pizza tha koi....bread per cheese laga ker day dya tha.....main nay bahir ja ker khana haa....
ALLAH...kabhi khush na hona tum...Piza hut ka pizaa..fir shikayat.....
ab kabi kehna pizza ka achi tarah khilaun gi tum ko....
pizza hut aisa hota ha.....app nay sahi say para nahi.....wahan likha tha "peechay hut".....app samjheen pizza hut ha......app bhi na.....baas aik baar to main khaoon ga hi......mujay nahi pata[blobfir]
uff..ziada khao ge MOTE hojao ge...[:(!] fir GYM ka sara kharcha muje kerna hoga.....[:(!]
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arey joji woh pizza hut ka pizza nahen tha ,,,,,,,,, mein gawah hoonna
daikha Hoor......abb kidoo nay bhi daikha ha.....woo kya soochay ga kay ap aik pizza nahi khila sakteen....ab jaldi say mujay our kidoo ko pizza khilain....[blobfir]
to kab khilana hai pizza ....[director]
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naheen joji to bara khaarab haina meri amee ko bata deta haina ,....
is ka bhi ilaj ha.......main to aik pizza kha ker chup ho jata hon???
hehehe.....me not expensive @ all:P
kafi saasta ilaj haina //// [^]
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Originally posted by ffm
hehehe mein apni gf k saath tha ,, jab ,, apney ,,, us us us jagah se pizza liya tha na
kidoo app apni gf ko us hotel per q la ker gye....jana tha too kisi 5 star hotel main jatay.....app bhi na:P
bus kiya karta .. paisey hee itney they na ....[menani]
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joji to roz hee kholta hae..aaj aesa kya hogya
hona kya ha.........main kuch kahoon too ghusa.......koi our kahay too khushi....[:(]
HAYE ALLAH..Mere bhaiya per ghusa kis ne kiyaaaaaaaa?[:(!] joji dus menu us ka naam..us ko mei chadan gi nahin..
us ne tumhein danta..yeh kia baat hui..insan agar dante to sath marna bhi to chahiye..[:P]
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yeh samajhta hae keh seb isssi ki terhan kunware rehjaenge...:P
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oye joji ..khabardar jo tum ne adeeb per goli chalayi..warna mei bhul jaun gi k tum mere bhai ho..[:P]
woo too app bhool chuki hein......main us kay hilaf kuch boloon too dantee hein...wo kahay too khush hotee hein.......baas abb main samaj gya hhoon...u daying dhoka[:(][trap][sniper]
joji..samjha karo..tum ko dhoka to no way...bhai tum samjh nai rahe meri baat..aisa kahna parta hae.kuch samjh lagi ab ?
mei ziada clearly xplain nai kar sakti..dewaron k bi kaan hote hien na,,,
ohhhhhhhh.......too pehlay batana tha na......per nai......yeh mamla kuch gerber zaroor ha......[;)]
shhhh....chup karo...sab k samne nai kahna....[:(!]
kabhi na kabhi too sab ko pata chal hi jana ha na.....too abhi q nahi....main baas abhi bataoon ga:P
tum apna mun aj khol ker dekhao..dekhti hun kaise kehte ho.....[pistols]
wah jee........kya sultan rahi ka dialogue ha.....per yeh yahan kaam nahi ana:P
i knoe in dialouges ki jaga to film indusrty mei hae..lekin u knoe na k muje acting kerna acha nahi lagta..im not interested..directors to mere paun parte hei k plz yeh hamari film mei dialouge bol dein..film hit hojaye gi..per i hve no faltoo TAME...[:P]
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lolzian
husband ko kaisay pata kay app jhola la rahi hein:P
kitna shooq ha app ko shadi ka[;)]jk
Lo Kar Lo BaaT..
ab is main shok ki kia bat hui..tum ne hi to kaha tha k 10 saal bad mei ap ko le jaun ga jhole se..to zahir hae 10 ssaal tak to meri shadi hojaye gi na u knoe.../floface
to fir to mere unhon hi mujhe lene ayein ge na..samjhte nahin baat ko..[;)]
woo too usi din lanay a jatay jiss din main gya tha....per tangay per atay dair too lagtee ha na[:P]just kidding
us wakt to mere UN the hi nahin..us wakt to mei kuwari hongi na!
ohoo confues ker rahi hein......abhi pehlay batain ....abhi kya hein app.takay main kuch kahoon????
oho mei abi unmarried hun..tum ko pata to hae acha bhala..[:(!]
too ghusa q ker rahi hein.......maan lya na...ap ko chaahiye kay asi batoon per sharmain our ap ghusa ker rahi hein[:(!]
oh joji dekho tum ne muje itna sara ghusa dilaya hae..k mei yeh bhi bhul gaye k mujhe sharmana tha...bus ab muje nai pata muje sharmana hai abi k abi....ab kaise sharmaun......[angrypirat]
abb kya main sharma ker diikhaoon....app koo ana chahiye...app koon sa pehli baar....ahem ahem.....lolzian....just kidding
muje nai pata..bus kuch karo ab...[:O]
yeah app kay bass ki baat asal main ha hi nahi.......[:(!]
yeh seekhtay nahi hein.....hud hi a jata ha.......per app ko too./......uffffffff
mujhe achi bhali ayi thi..but....yeh tume dekh ker bhag gaye..kiun aye tum...[:(!]
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Originally posted by ffm
joji to skool ka home work kar le bari baat hai ,,, abhi bhi foot ball khel raha hai ... us ne kahan aana hai help karney
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
adeeb ap joji ki help..tebeat thek hae?
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then help me out joji.:)
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kcuh bhi na samjhe..kuch bhi na janey..yeh dil kerraha hae kitne bahane..
app dono kay dil poora din bahanay hi talash kertay rehtay hein
yar joji shayd tumhi kuch kuch samajh rahe ho..[alieneyesa]
lolz
kuch kuch kya.....sab samaj raha hoon....[;)]
yeh kaisey ho gaya ji ... k tussi sab kuch samajh gaye na [menani]
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aur bhi bohat kuch hogaya hai
maslan.....pollution waghira[:P]jk
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naheen joji to bara khaarab haina meri amee ko bata deta haina ,....
