eshajam
Age: 37
6415 days old here
Total Posts: 15689
Points: 0
Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go on our anniversary?â€
She said, “Somewhere I have never been!â€
I told her, “How about the kitchen?â€
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Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night
Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok.
Sardar: Can I take tomorrow? Tonight is final match.
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Sardar petrol pump gaya,
wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha,
“Don’t use mobile hereâ€.
Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har dost ko phone
kar ke kaha, “Don’t call me now
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
- Do U know what the business was in?
- He opened a Saloon in Punjab
wah jam wah 
