Topic: 15000

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kya baat hai ji
itne dare huwe Congratz
thx after 4 month i have completed 1000
yeh zarrure tu nahi k har 5000 par he congratz kare
not all have the time to complete 1000 in just 2 ya 3 days es mai 1 month be lagta hai ya per 1 year ya kabi na ho to celebrate to karna chaiyeh na not coz of completed 1000 but because i have done 1000 posting with my dear friends and i am still....A...L..I...V...E


thxx rapu..!!!
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Both
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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my brain is empty right now ooopz i mean my stomach.. later ji
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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agar tum na hoti tu mai yeh kaise dekta >>Joined: 16-July-2005
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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i wish k movli saheb jaldi apne nazuk galay se ek surili awaz nikale
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Hungry

Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy?

Posted 11 Sep 2008

Topic: Truth Or Dare

eshajam

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kani mai kya hain
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Amo is a Innocent Girl
Posted 11 Sep 2008

Topic: Facebook

eshajam

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Chalo chalo sab share karo like me
ya i am the only one



Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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ME.....DI...CINE...nahi le
chalo chalo achi bachi Zid nahi kartay
its Easy
just

Close your Eyes
and Open ur Mouth
and medicine is in and

done

seee

Chalo ab...
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Mystique said:

eshajam said:

hello my name is jam
and i could like to Know fews things
about My Future anyOne ?




Phone the psychic hotline.


Can u give me the Number from ur Dairy

oyeeeeee msn Kharab hai
mera be Kharab nahi hain
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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**sensational** said:

lolzz jammy i knw u are tryna get ur posts up but come on yaar be realistic here man...

anyway lets get to the point
wat do u want to know bout ur future eh?

btw where have u been since ages man?



ahaan i am 100 persent Real see i am having
a sweet dark brown Skin full of aheem


hey Sensi
where are u
well i am here where else could i go
Future...NAAAAAAAAAA ...S.C.A.R.Y
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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eshajam said:

hello my name is jam
and i could like to Know fews things
about My Future anyOne ?



oopz apne aapko reply ki
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Mystique said:

Sholly Jamjam.



awwww no solly ji
apna khayal rakka karo pagli
acha medicine li ya nahi
time par le na warna

yeh tu topic nahi msn Bangaya

aheem aheem i am serious
time par dawai lu theeks
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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egoistguy4 said:

qun k app aik sath sara kuch thonsnay lag jatay hein...aur pani peetay jatay hein....isliay gunjaish nahi rehti



mai tu sirf ek jug pani peta ho ji
per kehta ho chalo baki namaz k baad
aur jab namaz k baad aata ho tu Buk ghayab
same style everyday sara khana hai par Woh nahi
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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Mystique said:

eshajam said:

Mystique said:

egoistguy4 said:

hmm acha ..are you fasting?



Aaj nahi.


aaj nahi Q


Bukhaar hai.


tu
bukhar hume be hain

cough , high fever , muscle pain etc
par bina roza acha nahi lagta
next time no Xuse Fahimte ya beent til haalal
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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egoistguy4 said:

chaloo thori dair reh gae hai phr pop corn bhi kha laina aur ice cream bhi



Jab iftari ka waqat aata hai per Kuch khane ko Dil nahi
karta doctor saheb aisa Q
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Mystique said:

egoistguy4 said:

hmm acha ..are you fasting?



Aaj nahi.


aaj nahi Q
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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woww NiCe show
kash roza na hota tu popCorn kha kar mazay karta

Dil main kise ki muskurahat...aheem
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Mystique said:

Jammyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Btw, hello Ego ji!



khata te aap
miss kar kar k miss be mujhe miss karraha hai
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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egoistguy4 said:



kiya huwa bhai shisha dekli kya
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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egoistguy4 said:

eshajam said:

mujhe kuch kuch yaad aaraha hain

tumharay joining say kafi arsa pehlay ki baat hai isliay tumhein jo bhi yad aa raha hai bhol jao


Bachay aise baat nahi karte
dekho mai Posts se aapse bara ho

wese mujhe Yaad aaraha hain tiny tiny
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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Teacher: Everyone write your lover name on a paper
After 2 seconds,
Girls: Finished Madam

After 10 minutes,
Boys: Extra Sheet Please!!!

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Child: Mom is bar ham saray patakhay is shop se lengay
Mom: Laken ye to girls hostel hai?
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phuljhariyan yehi rehti hain...!!!

i laugh at this one when i read it


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Dermatologist: Good news! test results report that you will no longer be plagued by pimples.
Girl: Great, how come?
Dermatologist: There is no more space left

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Boy1: Yar lerki ko I love you kehne k liye sabse achi jagah konsi hai?
Boy2: Mazaar
Boy1: wo kyon?
Boy2: kyon k wahan lerkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti..!!!

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Pathan Date per gaya aur Khaana khaanay k baad Girlfriend se bola: Main aik baat poochoon bura to nahi maanogi?
Girl: Poocho na……
Pathan: Tumhaaray pas Naswaar hay?

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Father: How were the exam questions?
Son: They were easy but I had trouble with the answers.


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Bhikari: Behen ji 1 rupya de do!!!
Malika gave him 1,000/- Ruppes... Secretory asked, why u gave him thousand rupees?
Malika: Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha hai.

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Khan to his friend: ye jo table pe admi hay mujhe buhut bura lagta hai.
Friend: table pe to 4 admi hain
Khan: wo jis ki moonchein hain
Friend: moonchein to sabki hain
Khan: wo jis k safaid kapray hain
Friend: wo to sabke safaid hain
Khan ne pistol nikala aur 3 admiyon ko maar kar bola... Ye jo reh gaya hai isko ham nahi choray ga.
ufff
kitna samajdar pathan

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Pathan ko ek jadoo ka charagh mila, usne usko ragra to jin nikla, jin ne kaha 3 wishes batao.
Pathan: 1 khoobsurat alishan ghar ho... ghar agaya
Pathan: us main buhut ameer log rehte hon... log agaye
Pathan: ab humko wahan chokidar lagwa do


lolzzzzzzz





Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .

OMG

niCe ones
Posted 11 Sep 2008

Topic: Cute-Rats

eshajam

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Rapunzel said:

eshajam said:

Cute
i hate rats sara ghar bara huwa hain   
lagta hai TOM ko bulana parega



ohhhhhhh

tu chutke ghar saaf rakha karo na

Ghar tu saaf saaf hain ji
ab insaano ko chor k
animals be mujhe pyar karnay lage hai tu mai kiya karo ji
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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mujhe kuch kuch yaad aaraha hain
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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I am Fine My Dear
aap kise ho
iftari ko kitna baki hain
jam se baat nahi karti aaj kal
Posted 11 Sep 2008

eshajam

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karo karo apna maal hain Chutki

tu mai konsa khali haat betha raha
Rapu ki sab Copy and paste in sms collection folder
mai dal de
Posted 11 Sep 2008

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is there any Burger or Orange Juice

coz i am seeing


wholesale Nike Air Jordan pakora ,Nike Air force one laddo ,Nike dai balla with discount price, Air max chicken ,Nike sewaiya. Air Jordan ras gulla,Real cheap pakistani dishes ,Nike allu ka parata..!!


sorry yaar
Posted 11 Sep 2008

Topic: Wed-Album

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Rapunzel said:

eshajam said:

in Progress



res kab aye ga







ek sweet sa dedicatioN kiya hain dektay hain k yeh Gauge
kitna thak jaiga

CLICK TO WATCH IT

Posted 11 Sep 2008