eshajam
Age: 37
6416 days old here
Total Posts: 15689
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Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
There is always a “DRIVE SLOW” board near boy’s schools, but not near girl’s college.Why?
COZ vehicles automatically go slow
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Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.
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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes
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What does a buffalo produce during an Earth Quake?
A: Milk Shake
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A ***y female elephant passes by…
What does the loofer elephant say?
Wow… 3600-2400-3600
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Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend : Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday and find no one more richer than U.
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Young girl praying : Please God marry me with intelligent man.
God replied : Thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says, thanks for the warning!
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Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student : Brotherly love.
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True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs50 buy a Pillow.
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Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called?
Student : I don’t know.
Teacher : They are called Turks, now what are the people of Germany called?
Student : They are called Germs.
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What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
One woman brings U into this world crying
And the other ensures U continue to do so.
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Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
And stop only when we enter the examination hall.
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Bihari goes to a shop and ask : “Ye bandarva ka photu kitne ka hai re…?”
Shopkeeper : Woh photu nahi saheb “Woh to seesa hai…!”
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Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?
Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?
Son : Your name on this report card.
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