eshajam
Age: 37
6417 days old here
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United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
don't worry MM sab kuch tek hoga
aachi logo k saat kabi bura nahi hoga
insha-ALLAH aunty belkol tek honge
hum sab pray karenge k aunty ko lambi umar naseeb
ho aur jald se jald tek ho ameen suma-ameen
everything gonna be alright.
eshajam
Age: 37
6417 days old here
Total Posts: 15689
Points: 0
Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
Pars Chori Honey k Baad Larki Ka Reaction
Gareeb Larki : O Mere Pesay
Ameer Larki : O Mera Credit Card
Khubsurat Larki : O sh*t Os Mein To Usman Ki Tasveer Thi
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A Sardar was passing from a jungle,
A Churail stops him and says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,
Sardar:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere ghar bhi hai
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Why does donkey eat grass?
Ohh, Sorry!! It’s your personal matter..lolzzz
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Agar dum hai to is sawal ka jawaab HAAN ya NAA mein dekar batao...
"Kya Aapko Pagalpan ke Daure padne band ho gaye Hain???"
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Two Sardarjis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur,
were talking about the American Astronauts.
One said to the other, "What`s the big deal
about going to the moon-anybody can go to the moon.
We are sardars we will go direct to the sun."
"But if we get within 13 million miles from the sun, we`ll melt."
And the first answered, "So what, we`ll go at night."
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A Sardar is visiting Mumbai. This is his first time to the city, so he wants to see the Gateway of India.
He asks a Hawaldaar (police officer) for directions.
"Excuse me Hawaldaar," the Sardar says, "How do I get to the Gateway of India?"
The Hawaldaar says, "Wait here at this bus stop for the number 123 bus. It`ll take you right there."
The Sardar thanks the officer and waits at the bus stop. Three hours later the Hawaldaar comes back to the same area,
and sure enough, the Sardar is still waiting at the same bus stop. He gets out off his motorcycle and says, "Excuse me,
but to get to the Gateway of India, I said to wait here for the number 123 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?"
The Sardar says, "Don`t worry, it won`t be long now. The 86th bus just went by!"
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yeh kya horaha hei 
