eshajam
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Sardar`s Donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?" The Sardarji replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn`t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too.
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Chinese Sardar
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. Kid: Chinese."
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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3 Desi`s after Death
Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an
orientation in heaven. God asks all of them,
`When you are lying there after the accident and
friends and family are mourning and crying,
what would you have liked to hear them say about you?`
The first guy says, `I would liked to hear them say
that I was a great doctor of my time,
and a great family man.`
The second guy says, `I would have liked to hear them
say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher
which made a huge difference, in children of tomorrow.`
The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought,
`I would have liked to hear them say...
LOOK, HE`S MOVING!`
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Sardarji`s Chinese Friend
Sardar ji visits his Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Sardar ji goes 2 China 2 find meaning of his friends
last words.
The last word he said was.. `U R STANDNG ON My OXGN TUBE!"
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A Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the,
road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back
from the office
of ur dreams.. 
