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Topic: What are you doing right now??

eshajam

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main yeh dek rahahu K koi friend
Mag raha hei
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: animals of the world

eshajam

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Thanks

more coming soon
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: Joke of the Day

eshajam

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Ok shy girl
and mujrim bhai


here some




Sardar comes back 2 his car amp; find a note saying "Parking Fine"

He Writes a note and sticks it 2 pole "Thanks 4 complement"

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How do you recognize a Sardar in School? He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

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Once a Sardar was walking he had a gloves on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so. He Replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says

"Hello, how did you know I was here?"

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Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the d ealer for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.

`But I think I know where I`m going wrong,` said Santa, `I think I`m planting them too deep.`

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Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.

Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes!

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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant:It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go.

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs.20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.

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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet

Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

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Sardar`s wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving..

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Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror.

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?

Sardar: "I`m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can`t read very fast.

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A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM".
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Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ~ Last pal to answer this topic wins ...

eshajam

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I didn't told u that
My nick is "Painkiller"
So still i am the game snowwwwwyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: lollywood

eshajam

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yaha tu Hamare pas Koi lollywood movies
nahi melta so don't know about lollywood
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ~ Last pal to answer this topic wins ...

eshajam

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Chalo chalo yeh lo
Some bollywood pics
aur jao bollywood bollywood K lo
es topic K badshah hum hei
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: come & steal

eshajam

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Steel your keyboard so that u Don't write
Steel your eyes so u couldn't see
Steel your Ears So u Can't hear
Steel your Hands So That U don't steel
Steel your Legs so that u don't run When iam steeling from u
Steel your mind so that u don't think of running


Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: give a title

eshajam

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Bechare Snow
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: say something about yourself

eshajam

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WOW nice joke
More plzz
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: give a title

eshajam

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Snow kulfi
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: come & steal

eshajam

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Steel your mind
so u don't think of steeling
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: say something about yourself

eshajam

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juute
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: hows ur mood now? (emoticons)

eshajam

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Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: TUM KO DEKHA TO YE KHAYAL AAYA

eshajam

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Khayal aaya K
Khayal Q nahi araha hei
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ~ Last pal to answer this topic wins ...

eshajam

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i am the winner
so don't distarb ok
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: give a title

eshajam

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Snow white
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: @Give an Emoticon to the person posted @

eshajam

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Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: come & steal

eshajam

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steel the Balance that u stole from Cf
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: say something about yourself

eshajam

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you was
now i am
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: C e n t r a l J a i l

eshajam

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Snowy bahar
Khayali polao andar woh B Omar Kaid
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: 2007 GAME

eshajam

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Fg sis
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: post emotion .SMILY GIFaccept jb

eshajam

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Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: Bollywood

eshajam

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Q5 diya mirza
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: hows ur mood now? (emoticons)

eshajam

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Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ~ Last pal to answer this topic wins ...

eshajam

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Those Innoccent Eyes,Those Kissable Lips,a great Smile, the Perfect walk, Smoothest talk,
absolute Gorgeous Very..Cute,Genius, Good-Looking,Intelligent,One In a Trillions...
Aur kya kya kahu apne bare main
thats why i am the winner yaar
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ...Missing Someone at the Moment...

eshajam

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Tasha
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: ~ Last pal to answer this topic wins ...

eshajam

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Acha Tu Aap yaha Hei Aur
Main Aapko Bollywood Topic main
Dunraha hu..Chalo chalo yaha
Koi Pictures Add Nahi Karne
Jao Bollywood Topic Main
Waha Sab Aapki Intizaar Main
Beti howe hei..
Showy is gone so..
I am the Game
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: The Best of Friends

eshajam

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For My Dear Friend Tasha


Someone to lean on
Someone to love
With arms wide open
You offer a hug

Someone to cry with
Laugh with and smile
Someone to make
Every moment worthwhile

When times get rough
And my world falls apart
You're someone I run to
You offer your heart

From tearful shoulders
To stomach-aching laughs
You're someone I need
And someone everyone should have

You're someone who can always
Show me the brighter side
And I can always tell you
What I feel inside

Someone to be thankful for
Someone to never forget
You're someone special I'll always love
You're the best friend I've ever met


Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: .....Rain.....

eshajam

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~tasha~ said:


There are gifts of many treasures
For both the young and old,
From the tiniest little trinkets
To great boxes filled with gold.

But, put them all together
And they could not stand in lieu,
Of the greatest gift of all
The gift of knowing you.

When your times are filled with troubles
Sadness, grief, or even doubt,
When all those things you planned on
Just aren't turning out.

Just turn and look behind you
From the place at which you stand,
And look for me through the shadows
And reach out for my hand.

I will lift from you your burden
And cry for you your tears,
Bear the pain of all your sorrows
Though it may be for a thousand years.

For in the end I would be happy
To have helped you start anew,
It's a small price to pay
For the gift of knowing you.






Smile Always
Posted 27 Sep 2007

Topic: Re:CAR Pictures

eshajam

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Posted 26 Sep 2007
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