eshajam
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Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem.
Doctor : What's your problem?
Sardarji : I keep forgetting things.
Doctor : Since when do you have this problem?
Sardarji : What problem?
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What will a Sardarji do after taking photocopies ?
He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes..!!!
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.
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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
Trying to hold on to a thought.
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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?
He threw it off a cliff.
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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.
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Why can't Sardar dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone
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A sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkalhai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "
eshajam
Age: 37
6422 days old here
Total Posts: 15689
Points: 0
Location:
United Arab Emirates, United Arab Emirates
Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1 :Praaji , Ise 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ?
Sardarji 2 : Tumhe nahe pata ?
Sardarji 1 : Nahe pata.
Sardarji 2 : Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai .
plzzz
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