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Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?" The first one said, "I came here for blood test". Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid ? " First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger" Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?" The other replied,"I have come for my urine test."
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Having lost his donkey a Singh, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?" The Singh replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."
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A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul, he must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2. How many seconds are in a year?
The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?" The Singh replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd,March 2nd, etc..."
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nice joke mr tarar ji....thank for the joke u sent
i like this jokes.....I always laugh everytime I read it :
One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America. A lady came and asked him, " Are you relaxing?" Singh answered, "No,I am Banta Singh."
Another guy came and asked the him the same question. Singh answered, "No No Me Banta Singh!" Third one came and asked him the same question again.
Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?" The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing." The Singh slapped him on his face and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and your are sitting over here!"
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yeah nothing wrong with christian guy...but in my country the government doesnt approve and admit the marriage between muslim and christian......
those diff religion couple must go abroad to get married, and then back again after they get the paper from abroad.....mostly Indonesian couple who different in religion get married in singapore, australia or usa just to get the legal paper......so, it is wrong to get married with someone dif religion with ya..
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oho...u stalking at her??
well...she probably play hard to get...but dont give up.... we, girls, we like someone who never give up.
first.....smile....give a big smile... okey... brush ur teeth... specially after u eat that chocolate. u probably nervous at the beginning.....but dont worry...she's nervous too....
coz u are in the same class... then u have no problem to say hallo.... ask her if she has difficulty in the driving lesson...then u can ask her name....and then the conversation goes...... okey....very easy.
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I wish my marriage is arranged...lol... but I live in a place where I suppose to find my own husband, well... if I ask may be my family will try to match me with someone...but thats not the tradition here.
I cant get married, not until someone propose me . I'll marry with anyone I want, thats my personal right... I decide it.
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well.... thats interesting..... coz u know what?? my sister has a friend who dating with a christian guy. and guess what?? that guy is ugly.....for me he is ugly....
thats the proove ugly guy will get pretty girl , coz friend of my sis....Gosh...she's pretty.... she can get any guy she wants, but the hell.... she's dating with a christian guy....she said she's not serious with that guy.... but from the way they stare each other, dont need to be a genius to know how serious they are.
good, I like multi-etnic
