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Originally posted by adeeb
mubarak..meethai to tumne khilani hae seb ko..mujhse beshak tum khalena..
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woo yeh wo company ha jo main nay app ko gift kay toor per khool ker dee thee......per app nay deehan nahi dya our sab hatam ho gya
/nono joji..ghalat..jhoth..itni bari bari bhi nahi chorte..acha nai lagta..[;)]
ohoo....chornain dain na......jab app chortee hein main bhi too chup chap lapaitta rehta hoon...kabhi kuch nahi kehta..loogoon kay samnay too kamazkaam na bolain na...lolz.jk
joji mera hath dard kar raha hae lapet lapet ker..mera bhi to koi khyal karo..is lie thori kam kam choro..me tierd of lapeting bhai..try to understaand!...[:I]
lolz
app sirf meri lapaitain na.....sath main cute ki bhi lapaitna shuru ker dee ho gee dats why[:P]
kia karun tum dono ka khyal rakhna parta hae mujhe..na lapetun to fir naraz hojate ho tum dono..[:P]
hum kab naraz hoey hein.....app na lapaitain....wasay bhi jab app lapaittee hein too badlay main humain bhi lapaitna perta ha...:P
app ki bongion ko lapaitna koi asan kaam thori ha[:P]
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Originally posted by dosselpoh
app ka style hi aisa ho ga fir....aik too yeh ankhain mujay aisay daikhtee hein jaisay kha jain gee.....app inhain glasses q nahi laga deteen
Glasses Laga Lun..Apni Jheel Si Ankhon Main..Dekho Glasses Laga Liye To Bohot Se Logo Ko Aiteraz Hoga..Samjha Karo Na...
ohoo ...... nahi kerta koi itraz....asay mujay atraz ha....baas lagain
oh thek hae..tum kehte ho to laga lun gi..lekin sirf ek din k liye....thek na..
waise mujhe glasses la ker to do..mere glasses pehle wale toot gaye hein..new la ker do mujhe....! fir lagaun gi na!
app nay pehlay wali kaisay toori......app bhi na......itna harcha kerwatee hein kay kya bataoon.....chalain phir aik dafa hi lens lagwa deta hoon...tkaay app toorain na...theek ha????
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
yeh kaun si nayi bat hae joji..tum ne kabi kuch parha hae meri posts k ilawa..[;)]
lolz....ise sirf kuch na kuch bolna hota hai...rite!!
intelligent people boltay hi hein:P
Ziada Pur Pur Bi Nai karna chahiye..[;)]
tabhi too keh raha hoon...mujay yeh kaam na seekhain[:P]just kidding
solly
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yeh kaun si nayi bat hae joji..tum ne kabi kuch parha hae meri posts k ilawa..[;)]
tabhi too mujay sab kehtay hein kay bore cheezain na perha keroo:P
yeh aisa jis ne kaha hae woh us insan ko le ker ao..fir hi manun gi main..[;)]
woo ap usay maar dain gee...phir meray pass koi gawa hi nahi bachay ga...main nahi lata:P
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt
Ok ..... [:D]
Hoor & Rani = DumB & DumBer .. Tsk Tsk Tsk .. Khikhikhikhikhikhik [:D][:D][:D]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
uff yeh kia bomb blast horahe hein..mei so rahi thi ..is ki awaz se uth gayi..huh..
kaha hae yeh kidoo is se zara mei puchti hun..
sorry aapo ,mein samjha toy hai
JaaaNi !! Yeh BomB Hai Gir Jaye To Phat Jata Hai [:p]
pata naee tha na [maniac]
Ab Aik Aur Nayee Museebat [:D]
Hoor Tumhare Peeche Kulhara Le
Ker Door Rahi Hai [:P][:p]
koi bacheye
fikr na karo kidoo..tum mere bhai ho..tume mei koi nuksan nai karun gi..
Hoor Ne To Abhi Se Ghutne Taik Diye [:P]
dehshat hai na meri [^]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
uff yeh kia bomb blast horahe hein..mei so rahi thi ..is ki awaz se uth gayi..huh..
kaha hae yeh kidoo is se zara mei puchti hun..
sorry aapo ,mein samjha toy hai
JaaaNi !! Yeh BomB Hai Gir Jaye To Phat Jata Hai [:p]
pata naee tha na [maniac]
Ab Aik Aur Nayee Museebat [:D]
Hoor Tumhare Peeche Kulhara Le
Ker Door Rahi Hai [:P][:p]
koi bacheye
fikr na karo kidoo..tum mere bhai ho..tume mei koi nuksan nai karun gi..
Hoor Ne To Abhi Se Ghutne Taik Diye [:P]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
pyar se pyare tum ho sanam..jitna chahun tum ko..utna hai kum..
wah.......app nay too kisi ka dil khush ker dya ho ga yeh keh ker.....q adeeb[;)]
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Originally posted by adeeb
yeh samajhta hae keh seb isssi ki terhan kunware rehjaenge...:P
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oye joji ..khabardar jo tum ne adeeb per goli chalayi..warna mei bhul jaun gi k tum mere bhai ho..[:P]
woo too app bhool chuki hein......main us kay hilaf kuch boloon too dantee hein...wo kahay too khush hotee hein.......baas abb main samaj gya hhoon...u daying dhoka[:(][trap][sniper]
joji..samjha karo..tum ko dhoka to no way...bhai tum samjh nai rahe meri baat..aisa kahna parta hae.kuch samjh lagi ab ?
mei ziada clearly xplain nai kar sakti..dewaron k bi kaan hote hien na,,,
ohhhhhhhh.......too pehlay batana tha na......per nai......yeh mamla kuch gerber zaroor ha......[;)]
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lolzian
husband ko kaisay pata kay app jhola la rahi hein:P
kitna shooq ha app ko shadi ka[;)]jk
Lo Kar Lo BaaT..
ab is main shok ki kia bat hui..tum ne hi to kaha tha k 10 saal bad mei ap ko le jaun ga jhole se..to zahir hae 10 ssaal tak to meri shadi hojaye gi na u knoe.../floface
to fir to mere unhon hi mujhe lene ayein ge na..samjhte nahin baat ko..[;)]
woo too usi din lanay a jatay jiss din main gya tha....per tangay per atay dair too lagtee ha na[:P]just kidding
us wakt to mere UN the hi nahin..us wakt to mei kuwari hongi na!
ohoo confues ker rahi hein......abhi pehlay batain ....abhi kya hein app.takay main kuch kahoon????
oho mei abi unmarried hun..tum ko pata to hae acha bhala..[:(!]
too ghusa q ker rahi hein.......maan lya na...ap ko chaahiye kay asi batoon per sharmain our ap ghusa ker rahi hein[:(!]
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt
Aik Hi To ALLAH Ne Kamaal Ki Cheez Insaan Ko Di Hai
To Hum To Use Kerte Hain .. Tum To Usse Use Kerne Main
Bhi Kanjooosi Kerti Ho .. HAHAHHAHAHAHAA [:p]
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt
Dil Pay Lagee Meri Baat Aur Kiss Ko Lagi
Hmm... Bata Dooon [:P]
Chalo Bata Deta Hoon [:D]
Apni Hoor & Rani Ko [:P]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
mujhe lagt hae tum dono abhi tak paida bhi nahin hue ho..[:P]
Viekho Saanu Kain Koun Daya Hai [:P]
Khikhikhihkikhikhikhihihihikhikhikhik..
Pehle Khud To Paida Ho Lo .. HAHAHHAA [:D]
wow dat ws so funny.....huh!
meri bat nai horai thi shayad..bat kisi aur ki thi..
HAHAHAHAHAH .. Lageee Lageee .. [:p]
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt
Khuwaaab Dekh Rahi Hain Donoon FFM ..
Dekhne Do In Bechaariyon Ko [:p]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
kidoo..n bf..tumara plan kabi kamyab nahi hoga.....[;)]
rano yeh tera doctor kha hae aya hi nai ?
kidoo kapre change kar jaldi se....
Apne Ko Farak Nahin Perta ..
Aik Idea Nakaam HO Ga Doosra
Fooran Start Ho Jayega Banana
Kiyon Keh Mera Deemagh Nahin
Idea Banane Ki Machine Hai [8D]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
pata nai..jo marzi karo cutie..lekin muje dene k baad.....
haan main kha loon icecream too......kuch kernay say pehlay bartan day dena hoor koo....toot na jain[:P]
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Originally posted by adeeb
kisne dekhi hein yeh aankhein tumhari..hum to bina dekhe hee diwane hogaey..
chaloo abb daikh bhi loo ankhain.....daikhnay kay baad apnay alfaz yakeenan wapas la loo gay:P
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
Are Yaa Yeh Meri Ankhon Ko Nazar Laga Di Na Tum Ne..Dekho Signature Ko Mere.....Huh..
Kitni Baar Kaha Hai Bar Bar Ankhon Ki Tareef Na Kia Karo..[;)]
abb yeh ankhain xpire ho gai hein....koi our lain:P
main app ko achi see dhood ker deta hoon...yeh check kerain
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Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt
FFM !!
Disturb Koun Ho Raha Hai ..
Haaaaaaaaaan Samjhe Na
Chalo Tum Apni Mastiyon Main
Lage Raho Koi Nahin Dadiyon
Ki Baat Ka Bura Nahin Manate [:p][:p]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
Sorry thora sa late hogayi...[:(]
app nay plates hi dhonee hein na aker.....app ka kaam late anay wala hi ha.....koi baat nahi[:P]
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Originally posted by london_ki_hoor
kia kidoo?[:O]
acha joji chalo mujhe glases lagawa do..isi bahane tum kuch paise to kharch karo ge na..yeh tumari kanjosi to kuch kum hogi na..[:P]
main glasses lag wa nahi raha.....appointment la li ha hakeem say...jain our lag wa lain:P
