Lie detector.....:D

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Cute_gal

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An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to   test a lie detector . The Englishman says:   "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".   And the machine is silent.   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers".   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.   "Alright, 8 hamburgers".   And the machine's silent.   The Sardarji says:   "I think...",   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
Posted 27 Jun 2003

sharara says
LOL bare mood main hain aap aaj?

ok tell me.. wot do u think of a forum for laffs and poetry?
Posted 27 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
it would b gr888......:p
Posted 27 Jun 2003

sharara says
sure? ok. suggest a title for it :D
Posted 27 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
"laffs and poetry"....lolz......dis 1 is fi9...ain't it??...:p
Posted 27 Jun 2003

SaPnA says
lolz
Posted 27 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
hehehehhehe
Posted 27 Jun 2003

~Fragi~ says
ooopsi
Posted 27 Jun 2003

sharara says
umm Ryhmes and Roars?
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
dis 1 is better...
Posted 28 Jun 2003

sharara says
or.. bring up summin.. common
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
i can't think of 1...rite now...:p
Posted 28 Jun 2003

sharara says
think and let us know.. ok?
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
k...
Posted 28 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

i can't think of 1...rite now...:p



actually u kant think
Posted 28 Jun 2003

sweetie says
same forum for laff n poetry??

Posted 28 Jun 2003

hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)]
Posted 28 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
lolz....
jee yeah nahi hoon.....per isi ki taran ka hoon....u know magician....baray kamalat atay hein:p
Posted 28 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit]
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Night says
I like poetry......opsss... I lied....lol....
Posted 28 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by Night

I like poetry......opsss... I lied....lol....



Tell Me.. R U .. Male Or Female ? [bandit]
Posted 28 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

i can't think of 1...rite now...:p



actually u kant think



don' talkk abt urself....[:p]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)]




q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz
Posted 29 Jun 2003

Cute_gal says
quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit]



lolz @ khoochey.....:p
Posted 29 Jun 2003

nah cutie shak to koi nahi hae..lekin zara confirm karwa rai thi mein ..[;)]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Night

I like poetry......opsss... I lied....lol....



Tell Me.. R U .. Male Or Female ? [bandit]



bari bechani hoo rahi ha[;)]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

i can't think of 1...rite now...:p



actually u kant think



don' talkk abt urself....[:p]



ker bhi nahi raha:p
Posted 29 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

hehe joji yeh sardar tum hi the na..[;)]




q tunmhen shaq hai kiya....lolz



haan koi shaq ha kay main nahi hoon...nahi na
Posted 29 Jun 2003

dosselpoh says
quote:
Originally posted by london_ki_hoor

nah cutie shak to koi nahi hae..lekin zara confirm karwa rai thi mein ..[;)]



kham kha kerwa rahee hein.....phir app ki pole khul gye gee:P
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by Cute_gal

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

HAWA MAIN URTA JAYE ... SHARY KA LAAL SCAAAAF MAL MAL KA ... KHOOOCHEY KHOOCHEY [bandit]



lolz @ khoochey.....:p



Khoochi Tum Kiya Kerti Hai ... [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

BoRnFl_iRt says
quote:
Originally posted by dosselpoh

quote:
Originally posted by BoRnFl_iRt

quote:
Originally posted by Night

I like poetry......opsss... I lied....lol....



Tell Me.. R U .. Male Or Female ? [bandit]



bari bechani hoo rahi ha[;)]



Kerni Perti Hai ... [bandit]
Posted 29 Jun 2003

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