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Topic: jokes

sweetie

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Psychiatrist phone

Hello. Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5, and 6.

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If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are anxious, just start pressing numbers at random.

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Posted 09 Jan 2004

Topic: jokes

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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.

She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."


Posted 09 Jan 2004

Topic: jokes

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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.





Posted 09 Jan 2004

Topic: >>> Better Late Than Never <<<

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thanx guys for ur wishes

Posted 09 Jan 2004

Topic: >>> Better Late Than Never <<<

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mad mera ye haal tumhe dekh kar hua tha :p


Posted 09 Jan 2004

Topic: ~!~ Customized Title fo SALL ~!~

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how about..

BATOONI AUNTY

(kidding sall.. no hard feelings hon')



Posted 07 Jan 2004

Topic: ~~~~~ JB QUIZ ~~~~~~

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ffm said:

na honda na suzuki .. waise sweetie ya r co partner of srk team




oh am i

so was my 1st answer right?

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: ~~~~~ JB QUIZ ~~~~~~

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honda or suzuki?




Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: ~~~~~ JB QUIZ ~~~~~~

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ffm said:

fo mady n srkz team




identify da brand name




FANTA

i know im not their team mem. but still :D

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: belly dance

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lolz hilarious

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: issay roktay bhi to kis liye?

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thanks subha


Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: >>> Better Late Than Never <<<

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thanks adeeb.. how was ur new year day?

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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queen victoria said:

sweetie said:

YEAH.. IM NOT WELL THESE DAYS




hi sweetie dear kya hua tumhain


koi dil ki bemaari to nahin lag gaye



consult me immidiately after all i am a doctor



waisay baat suno agar koi rukhsati ka programe hai to plzzzz apni wedding dress main pics zaroor jb par post kar daina aur RANI say bhi kaho woh bhi hamain pics dikhaye



lol queeny.. i didnt know u're doctor otherwise i would have definitely consulted with u.. cuz mujhe itni pain to na hoti na :p.. i hope tum un doctors ki tarah nahi ho jo jaan nikaal detay hain :D

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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london_ki_hoor said:

aray thnx Sweetie...kaho ho tum yaar? aur hua kia hae tumhie?

n maddy sweetie ki shadi..tume kis ne kaha/?




nothing yaar.. juz wesay he.. hota hae hota hae.. phikar not :p

aur haan.. mujhe bhi nahi pata chala. k meri shadi ki baat ho rahi hae :p

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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madmax said:

bahout jald he BREAKING NEWS ANNAY WALLY HAY




aa gai hae.. parh lo.. (another post by me)


Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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madmax said:

sweetie ki bhi bahout jald he shadi honnay wallay hay




lol


Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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ffm said:

sweetie said:

YEAH.. IM NOT WELL THESE DAYS



oh kiya hoya ?????????



nothing.. aisa to hota hae.. kabhi theek kabhi beemar.. im fine now :)

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: Dhamaka Khez News

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lol kiddo

ab rani se panga na lena. cuz ab wo akeli nahi hae.. doctor sahib bhi us k saath hain.. :p

Posted 06 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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YEAH.. IM NOT WELL THESE DAYS

Posted 05 Jan 2004

Topic: WISH HER.................

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hoor ki b'day aur mujhe pata bhi nahi chala

A VERY VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY (BELATED) TO U HOOR SIS

HOPE YOU HAD A WONDERFUL DAY

WISHING U A VERY HAPPY AND LONG LIFE

WITH LOTS OF LUV



Posted 05 Jan 2004

Topic: Shary’s first Vacation

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lolz
Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Seasons Greetings!

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Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Where are................

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SALL said:

YEP

shishu is rite..
where r u sweeeetooo.. and haan na baki sabbbb..
kahannn hein sabbbbbb..
sach na JB looks sooo dullll.. aise hi raha to me ll leave JB too



u're rite sall.. it really is dull isi liye mae nahi aati.. hardly see all these ppl (above named)


Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Where are................

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MrDeath said:

hahahhahah.. i mean jus lolz...


ye dekho.. khud to dikhai deti hai nahin... aur kehti hai ki se sab nahin aate.

for yr info miss sweetie... they all come more often den u..





do they really then why dont i see their names on forums. :p

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Where are................

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ffm said:

<font color="red"> ignored



who is ignored??
u?
nah :)

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Shary&#146;s first Vacati&#111;n

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hi shary.. nice to have u back
kon si team ki baat kar rahi ho??

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Seas&#111;ns Greetings!

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thanx hon'

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: kiya ~~chating~~karna g&#111;nah hay?

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new_beau said:

Chatting kerna butra nahin..cheating kerna bura hay......




ditto

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: From 2004 (something special)

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lol.. hope so

Posted 24 Dec 2003

Topic: Eka Quiz!!!

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mumbai se aya mera dost??

Posted 17 Dec 2003
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