heart__hacker said:

Your undying faith is what keeps the flame of love alive

You and me together, we make magic.

We're a perfect match.

Thinking of you, fills me with a wonderful feeling.

Your love gives me the feeling, that the best is still ahead.

You never give up on me, and that's what keeps me going.

You are simply irresistible

I love you because you bring the best out of me.

Your terrific sense of humor

Everytime I look at you, my heart misses a beat

You're the one who holds the key to my heart

You always say what I need to hear (You are perfect).

Love is, what you mean to me - and you mean everything.

You are my theme for a dream.

I have had the time of my life and I owe it all to you.

And, of-course, your intelligence, 'cause you were smart enough to fall in love with me!!

   bye

FOR MY   LOVING FRIND SHAH RUKH









SMS Sport!
Why are all those people running?
They are running a race to get a cup.
Who will get the cup?
The person who wins.
Then why are all the others running?!

bye

ok SHAH   HAM
AND
TUM PARI
KAL MILLTY HYAN

HE AND SHE
I'm sure you can imagine,
It's simple as can be,
The place is very quiet,
The game is he and she.

She whispered, "Will it hurt?"
"Of course, a little bit."
"It's just a simple process,
Lay down and open it."

She said, "I'm rather frightened."
"I've done this before."
He started to continue,
But she interupted "It's hurting more and more."

"It's getting pretty painful,"
As the tears came to her eyes,
It was hurting something awful.
It must have been quite a 'size'.

"Calm yourself, my darling."
So she closed her dark blue eyes.
Then he said "Open slightly
So I can get inside."

Suddenly with a jump and a jerk
He gave a great big shout.
"Calm down, it's all over now."
Thank God he pulled it out.

This man is a DENTIST,
That soon you would find.
It's not what you were thinking,
It's just your dirty mind! Lady, and
any other person who's reading this.

4 QUEEN OF VICTOTIYA

Surgery!
Surgeon: Have you ever undergone an operation?
Patient: Yes.
Surgeon: What for?
Patient: For 3000 bucks
Surgeon: I mean what was the problem?
Patient: I had only 2500 bucks
Surgeon: You still do not understand. What was your complaint?
Patient: The bill was too high.
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