~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7920 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Indian Nursery Rhymes
Laloo Bhai bihari
Went up the pahari
To fetch a bail for court order
Laloo fell down
And lost his crown
But Rabri reigned thereafter.
Laxman laxman
Yes pappa
eating money
no pappa
telling lies
no pappa
open yr drawer
ha ha ha
samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
samata party is falling down
falling down
falling down
my fair jaitley (jaya)
Wha Wha Black Sheep
Have you pulled the wool?
Yes sir, Yes sir,
Three bags full.
One for my father,
One for my dame,
And one for the CBI
Crying in the lane.
Little Lal Advani
Sat with his TV vahini
Taking his party's rai
He stuck out hist humb,
hoping to pull out the plum,
And said, 'Can I have a slice of Vaj-pie?'
Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7920 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Woh Kaun?
Woh Elco ki pani puri,
Woh chowpatty ki chaat,
Woh Naturals ki ice cream,
Wah usme thi kuch baat!
Woh Tewari ki mithai,
Woh raste ka dosa,
Woh Shivsagar ki pav bhaji Guru Kripa ka samosa.
Woh local train ka "suffer",
Woh Juhu Beach ki hawa,
Woh Chowpatty ke tange aur Joggers Park ka sama.
Woh December ki zara si sardi,
Woh baarishon ke mahine,
Woh garmi ki chuttiyaan, jab chhutte they passeene.
Woh Holi ki masti,
Woh Navratri ka Garba,
Woh Diwali ke patakhe aur Ganpati ka shor o sharaba.
Woh peak hours ki traffic,
Woh BEST ki rush,
Woh tadapti garmi mein, Snowmans ka ek kala khatta slush.
Woh Juhu beach ka mohol,
Woh samunder ki leheren,
Woh doobte suraj ka nazara,
Wah uska kya kehena!
Woh Sterling ka pop-corn aur Cotton World mein shopping,
Woh Fashion Street ka nazara aur Nariman Point ki building.
Woh cinema ke queue,
Woh black ki ticket,
Woh Shivaji Park ka maidan, jahan bachche practice karte hain cricket!
Itni cheezen kehene ke baad,
aur kitni karron mein badaee,
Yeh shehar hain mera apna,
Jiska naam hai MUMBAI pyaaree.
u dont no i m lov teacher 
