~CHANDNI~
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Holy Cow!! cows cows about cows talking cows you cows kept cows I cows long cows how cows look cows Idiot cows hey cows read this out loud. say cow before each line. say cow after each line. Say cow before and after each line. Now read the first word from each line bottom-top.
~CHANDNI~
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First Day Coffee Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
~CHANDNI~
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First Day Coffee Freddie was eighteen years old, friendly, and eager to do things right. Unfortunately, he wasn't especially bright. He had just started his first job, as a delivery boy and general go-fer at a furniture warehouse. His first task was to go out for coffee. He walked into a nearby coffee shop carrying a large thermos. When the counterman finally noticed him, he held up the thermos. "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" he said. The counterman looked at the thermos, hesitated for a few seconds, then finally said, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me." "Good," Freddie said. "Give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."
~CHANDNI~
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Hum logon ko samajh sakay na koi bhi dilberjani Chinies paraishan howay,hairan howay japani thori hum mein chalaki hay,thori bayimani koi panga lay hum say to moon ki paray gi khani kyonkay dil hay pakistani kyonkay dil hay pakistani
watan ki loot tay hain dolat sari sayasat ki chalti hay aisy gari mulk luta hay laikin toota to nahi hay kisi ghair nay aker loota to nahi hay sayasatdaan hein jitnay bhi sab ki hay yehi nishani kursi ki khatir kertay hein sab hi kheenchatani chahay sar per dopatta ho,ya tan pay sherwani qaumi dolat loot kay bhago sab ki reet purani
phir bhi dil hay pakistani phir bhi dil hay pakistani
gharoon mein chaltay hein bharti channel kashmir ka masla hoga kaysay hal parosi watan ko hum kyon phir kosain hum kiya hein,kyon hein,pehlay yeh sochein itafaq mein barkat hay yeh sari duniya mani is per amal karien to hum ban saktay hein lasani koi panjabi,sindhi hay,koi balochistani aapas mein yoon larna bhirna kaam hein sab shaitani
aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani
~CHANDNI~
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Hum logon ko samajh sakay na koi bhi dilberjani Chinies paraishan howay,hairan howay japani thori hum mein chalaki hay,thori bayimani koi panga lay hum say to moon ki paray gi khani kyonkay dil hay pakistani kyonkay dil hay pakistani
watan ki loot tay hain dolat sari sayasat ki chalti hay aisy gari mulk luta hay laikin toota to nahi hay kisi ghair nay aker loota to nahi hay sayasatdaan hein jitnay bhi sab ki hay yehi nishani kursi ki khatir kertay hein sab hi kheenchatani chahay sar per dopatta ho,ya tan pay sherwani qaumi dolat loot kay bhago sab ki reet purani
phir bhi dil hay pakistani phir bhi dil hay pakistani
gharoon mein chaltay hein bharti channel kashmir ka masla hoga kaysay hal parosi watan ko hum kyon phir kosain hum kiya hein,kyon hein,pehlay yeh sochein itafaq mein barkat hay yeh sari duniya mani is per amal karien to hum ban saktay hein lasani koi panjabi,sindhi hay,koi balochistani aapas mein yoon larna bhirna kaam hein sab shaitani
aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani aakhir dil hay pakistani
~CHANDNI~
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You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Instant coffee takes too long. You answer the door before people knock. You sleep with your eyes open. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. You go to sleep just so you can wake up and smell the coffee. You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. When someone says: How are you? You say: Good to the last drop. You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer. You don't sweat, you percolate. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them. You've worn out the handle on your favorite mug. You've worn the finish off your coffee table. You lick your coffeepot clean. You can't even remember your second cup.
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WAFA said:
pari sis..bhooton ko hum milker daraingay ..yeh daraona bhot kiya cheez hay
yeh i love my mommy too evry1 does
ary ham dono to itny piyary piyary hayn yah kam boyz ko hi karny do na wafa ....and dowa karoo kay ham sab frind sab kay mama papa ki lambi zindgi hoooooAMIN
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Surgeon’s After Work A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
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Surgeon’s After Work A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. "We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?" "Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"
..yeh daraona bhot kiya cheez hay
evry1 does
