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Topic: ~* Jb Ka Raja~*

~CHANDNI~

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A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession. A funeral coffin was followed by a second one about 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single line.

The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is it?"

The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife." The inquisitive man asked, "What happened to her?" The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?" The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."

A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement "Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied "Please join the queue."
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Desi Duniya

~CHANDNI~

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ham   ko chand   chahiyeee   
give me me moon moonmoon
orr tary chahy
   
boht sary chahhy



abhiii chahyyyye na
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Sapnay main milta hai...............

~CHANDNI~

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dekkho may nay dekha hay yah ekk sapnna





plooolon kay sheher may hoo ghar apna
    kiya sama hay to kahan hay   may ayee ayee ayee ayee ajjjjjjjjjjjj
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: *^*^* Kash Beauty *^*^*

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Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

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lolz   abb   zara     ;  ..
   fos may aoo na bhiya raniz sms   counter may
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: RAja i will kill you

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thannnx
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning ***y cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION ...
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Wherezzzz DS Memberzzzz?

~CHANDNI~

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may bikol thik hoon
per app kayy msn may koi masla lag raha hay may kab say massege kar rahy hoon per massege deliuver nahi ho raha hay
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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thanxxx   4 waoo
post a nice SMS   4 me
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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bhai wafa   hamery dost hy


Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: KEH DIYA NA BASSSSSSS.............

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congratzzz adiiiiiii   
yare tume yo pagle hi ho gay hooooooooooo   lolzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~PARI ka kon kon dost hay? battto~

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JB KA RAJA said:

kash_beauty said:

JB KA RAJA said:

kia hai



kia kiya hai



KUCH NAHI HAI




yah   rani   kay  &n bsp;frindz   ka..;hajoom hay
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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no visits....
no calls....
no sms....
no mails....
no miscals....
i'm worried...
R u in jail again??
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~PARI ka kon kon dost hay? battto~

~CHANDNI~

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stariz said:

kash_beauty said:

JB Ki Rani said:



yeh kia haii



$10000 question for ya
batao is ma sa Rani konsi hai


wasa paisa MG dega



nahi paisy papu   dee ga
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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kash_beauty said:

have unique & strange Friendship
/)/)
( ';' )
(,) (,)

ME unique

<)''.'.''(>
( (oo) )
(,,)-(,,)
You so strange





waoo so deficult
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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kash_beauty said:

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.


Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!






very   nice
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: JAY PA G

~CHANDNI~

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thannnx   ka mattelb   
plz   rani next   moghy koch na dena
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~*~!! DOT K KARNAMAY!!~*~

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dotmatrix said:

thnaks rani


hope u would contribute in the future to make these postings go higher and higher




wel come   jeee
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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A Sardar was in a hotel and his cellular phone rang. He picked it up and said " Hello, how did you know I was here?" ...
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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16.Sardarji is writing a letter to his son. It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast, so am writing this letter very slow."/////
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Wherezzzz DS Memberzzzz?

~CHANDNI~

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hi kash mir ki kali kaisy ho
i missed u   sis
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Cars

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Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: LASSI

~CHANDNI~

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kiya   samghta hay



Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~PARI ka k&#111;n k&#111;n dost hay? battto~

~CHANDNI~

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jb   kay   bahir  &n bsp;dekho   line   lagi hya
   RANI kay dost bany lay liyeeeeee
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: LIE TILL I DIE...

~CHANDNI~

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1.I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: HeLLO BEWAFA JBIANZ

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ary   hamet   jany wafa   ko    koch
mat bolna    nahi to ham app   pay kala jado kar deyn     gay
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: ~PARI ka k&#111;n k&#111;n dost hay? battto~

~CHANDNI~

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Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Punjabi TAlk

~CHANDNI~

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soolly   panjabi nahi atty kiya wapis jaoon
Posted 21 Feb 2005

Topic: Hasrat hAy kay bany akk Tajmahal or

~CHANDNI~

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thanko bhai    
yah roolla   boht   kidding karta hay
   kidding holla1.



I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK!
Posted 21 Feb 2005
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