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Topic: its a fun time

~CHANDNI~

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Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun,
police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin hun. Jao pahle
ush admi ko msg de kar aao jisne mera baap ko chor kaha tha; Jao pahle ush
admi ko msg de kar aao jisne meri maa ko gali deke naukri se nikal diya
tha; jao pahle ush aadmi ko msg de kar aao jisne mere haath me yeh likh
diya tha; Uske BAAD, Uske baad mere bhai tum jab chahoge tab mere m/c
mein msg de dena.

Dharmendra - Kutte Kaminey, Agar tuune apni maa ki doodh piya hai to
message chodde, warana mein tujhe jinda nahin chodunga.

AJIT's voicemail - Sari duniya mujhe white LION ke naamse janti hai,
jabtak tum messages chhodoge hum bharat se bahut dur ja chuke honge,
robert helicopter chalu karo !!

Ajit : "Smart move". Phone kiya aapne baaahot aaachha kiya Apka nam chod
dijiye aur Mona apka phone louta degi ! Please Hiron ki aawaj sunte hi
record karna !

Shatru : jis haram-zade ne call kiya hain ... mein us haram-zade ko zinda
nahi chodunga... jaan se maar dunga

Shatru - AAahoy ! Ye Chenu ka answering m/c hai ! Seedhi taraha se message
chhod de warna mai teri haddi pasli ek kardunga, ! haaa

Shatru - Apne Mangal ko phone kiya hai, koi phate hue tash ke tirpanve
patte ko nahin ! Nam chod dena Ham patta khud jaan lenge !

Raj Kumar : Jaani. Shisheke gharome rahane wale pathar nahi pheka
karate.Tum pathar mat pheko message chodo. Hum jara jaldi me hai.

Jaani yeh answering machine koi bacchon ka khel nahi. hum ko mita sake woh
tumahre msg mein dum nahi.... hum se hain ye m/c .. m/c se hum nahi....

Pran - PATHAN ki ansering m/c.... HUM tereku bola msg chod de warna hum
pathan ka baccha tumara tangdi tod dega

Prem chopra - hum woh hain jo shishe ko patthar se katate hain.... aaapke
msg ki iit ka jawab patthar se denge.... BTW: Mera Naam hai Pre'm, He he
Pre'm Chopra

KESTO - Ihhhiyaa ! saale message Chhod ! nahi to Batli de !! Ihhhiyaa!
Jaldi kar HICH ! Apun ko janeka hai Ihhhiyaa ! ! hick! aay . hick! ye
ansering hick! machine hick! msg ..

Asrani - AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAA ! Phone kiya ! Tune phone kiya RRRRREEEEEE!
Message rakh ! AAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAA !

Asrani -- adhe log 1 press karo.. adhe log 2 press karo... baki msg
rakho.hum angrezon ke zamane ke jailar hain hA HAAAAAAA.. msg angrezimein
rakho.. HA HAAAAAAA

BINDU - Mera nam hai shabnam, pyar se log mujhe SHABBO kehate
hai...Tumhara naan kya hai !! Tina Mina, Anju, Manju Yaaa Madhuuu.

Shakti - aaauu lalita, Message chhod deee ! warna teri maa ki jaaan
....Aaaauu lalita !! mera naam Balma... badriparsad lalanparsad
malapani... balma..Pyarasa... Nanhasa.. Chotasa ....Balmaa. Aur mere kane
Chaku hai?

Jeevan - Ooouuum ! Kya bandar ki tarah msg chodta hai tum ! Kya is m/c me
koi ladki hai kyaaa !

Mehmood - Kya bula tu. Mereku kya bola tu. Seedhi tarah se message
rakhaneko bola ... Aur tum muh pe kuphal daal kai baithta kya

Mehmood2 - ayyo dyevi . tum kitna khoobsoorat msg chchodta ji.. Aum yakdam
pagal O jata ji, Aiyo Wanga, Ider Aana, ayyo BinduSSS

Gabbar - soovar ke bachcho . main ghar mein nahi hu. ab tera kya hoga re
kalia? raat ko jab tej tej phone ki ghanti bajti hai to maa kehti hai msg
chchod beta varna gabbar nahi sunega ... Yaad rahe Yaha se 50 50 mil ki
doori par jab koi baccha rota hai to maa kahati hai "beta so ja nahi to
gabbar singh ka voice mail Bolega...."

Basanti -yun ki hume jaada bukbuk karne ki aadat to hai nahi . agar mere
liye msg hai to 1 dabana. agar mausi ke liye hai to 2 dabana . agar veeru
ke liye hai to dono dabana . yun ki hume lamba msg rakhne ki aadat to hai
nahi... agar mere liye msg hai...to 1 dabana.......







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Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: its a fun time

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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friend_16 said:

Saturday hai ..





ha ha ha ha
wel said sis
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: RAja i will kill you

~CHANDNI~

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lolz   pagel
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: My own poetry

~CHANDNI~

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Jaane Kaisay Kab Aur Kahan
Ikraar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya
Jaane Kaisay Kab Aur Kahan
Ikraar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya

Gulshan Banni Galiyan Kabhi
Phool Ban Gaiye Galiyan Kabhi
Lagta Hai Mera Sehra Tayyaar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya

Tumne Humhe Bebas Kiya
Dil Ne Humhe Dhoka Diya
Uff Tauba Jeena Kitna Dushvaar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya

Hum Chup Rahe
Kuch Na Kahoon
Kehna Ko Kiya Baaki Raha
Bus Ankhon Ankhon Main Izhaar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya

Jaane Kaisay Kab Aur Kahan
Ikraar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya
Jaane Kaisay Kab Aur Kahan
Ikraar Ho Gaya
Hum Sochte Hi Reh Gaye
Aur Pyar Ho Gaya

Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: its a fun time

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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muslim said:

bakhair

khush raho har khushi hey tumhare liay
choredo ansuoon ko hamarey liay

kionn udasi ki tasweer ban kar karhe
ghum uthane ko dunia mein ham to parhe
muskarane k din hain na aheen bharo
mere hoote huay mujh ko pareshan na karo

bijli chamke tum ko kia kharafat hain
roshni ki to yahi shurooat hain
totni hay jo bijli mere ghar par giray
jo andhere main hey beghar wo mera ghar to hey

khush raho.....

hamy khosh rahnya ka kah kay khod kiyon ro rahy hooo frind
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: My own poetry

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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WARMTH OF LOVE said:

first of all thanks ... Api ... :)



kash_beauty said:

thts nice WOL
agar yeh sab app nay shuru mein likha tha to
jo abb likha ho ga..woh kiya ho ga
very nice
keep it up !!


thanks...

aab ki poetry ... i've not been writing poetry since 2 years ... and i jus did poetry for One year ... or one and half.. and in between i have written 125 Ghazals + 200 Shairs. and some poem

one of Poem "Ek Shakhas" (a person) is ... 3 pages long. :)

once i share my poetry @ FM-100 Radio was very famous for some time. anywayz ..





well come bahi
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: its a fun time

~CHANDNI~

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WAFA said:

RAJA MOH TO SEEDHA KERO HAMESHA TERHA MOH KERKAY BETH JATAY HO




    lolz   aty hi   raja pay attek
well done
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: cutefriend VS ~CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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lagta   hay
   sir may chot lagy hay
yadasht kho gay hay
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: WOL Ji on 26000......!!!!!!!!

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: APA JI

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lagta hay mangny kay bad hi   tt bhai
piya kay des   sodhar gay hayn
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: YAh MeRy DILL ki mahfill hay

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Gamoon se hai apna rishtah~

*~Gamoon se hai apna rishtah~*~


Gamoon se hai apna rishtah

"paas itna kyon mere aa rahe ho

pyaar itna kyon jataa rahe ho

manzoor nahi humko pyaar tumhara

phir kyon mere peeche aa rahe ho

thak gaya hoon main zakhm bharte-bharte

tum kyon inhe aur barhaa rahe ho

andheron mein seekh liya hai jeena

chiragoN ko kyon jalaa rahe ho

tanhaaii mein umar hai guzri

kyon mehfilon mein bulaa rahe ho

uljhi huyi hai merii zindagani

tum kyon ise suljhaa rahe ho


ghamoN se hai apna rishta purana

tum kyon inhe cheene jaa rahe ho

ho sakta nahi sach jo kabhi bhi

sapney aise kyon dikha rahe ho

rahne bhi do mujhe mere haal pe

kyon tum mujhe samjhaa rahe ho

mar chuka hu main kabka

laash meri,ab kyon jala rahe ho !!!


Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: future of sabz pari

~CHANDNI~

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ary bora man gay kiya
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: YAh MeRy DILL ki mahfill hay

~CHANDNI~

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wo hum se khafa hain hum un se khafa hain
`·.¸¸.*¤**¤*.¸¸.·´¨`´¨`·.¸¸.*¤*´¨`·.¸¸.
wo hum se khafa hain hum un se khafa hain
magar baat karne ko jee chahta hai
bari dil nasheeen hain ye un ki adayen
adaaon pe marne ko jee chahta hai
jo kehna hai un se kahain bhi to kese
bina kuch kahe hum rahain bhi to kese
qasam chahaton ki mohabbat main ab to...!!
hadon se guzarne ko jee chahta hai
wo hum se khafa hain hum un se khafa hain
magar baat karne ko jee chahta hai
jo dil ki dua hai kabhi kaam aaye
ghari do ghari ko to aaram aaye
sanam baazuoon ke haseen daire main
ro kar bikharne ko jee chahta hai
wo hum se khafa hain hum un se khafa hain
magar baat karne ko jee chahta hai...!!!
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: future of sabz pari

~CHANDNI~

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ary bora man gay kiya
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: FIRST OF ALL I WAS NEVER GONE....

~CHANDNI~

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YAS said:

machis hoti to dunya ko aag laga deta



   YAS may doon machis yah neek kam to kar hi   doo ajjjjjjjjjjjj






Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: WOL bhai 26000

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: ~*~ ÐükH HEE ÐükH ~*~

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: *~* Shah Rukh Ka Kamal *~*

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wah   jee frind   



Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: DIGITAL DREAM ZONE

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ok     jok sonao kiya   yah poem
ok
pahly
poem sono
phir
jokkkkkkkkkkk


Your name whispered across my lips
A taste of sweet divinity
The beat of your heart next to mine
A serenade of peaceful tranquility
To walk with you hand in hand
No journey could be too long
A hundred years would be no more
Than a moment here and gone
In the quest for timeless love
Our spirits are eternally bound
A thunderous voice speaks to us
Although without a sound
Its silent strength lays twin souls
Into heaven’s waiting arms
And shares with us the secrets of
Its everlasting charms
A pledge to endure through all eternity
To honor, love, and cherish you
Forever and for always, let it be
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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~Fragi~ said:

JB Ki Rani said:




awaz sahi nahi aarahee
itna fazool sa   mobail rakha hay to asa hi ho ga na
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: SPAMMING HELL

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shaha rukh yah pic may   luky kay sath
saleem shek hay kiya
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: ! My Jb Family!

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Queen of jb said:

JB Ki Rani said:

Queen of jb said:

                    All the glitter is not gold



oh really

AREY HUM NAY APP KO THORI KAHA THAAA............
AAP TU AWEIN BURA MANA GAIN HAIN.
HUMNAY AIK SACHI BAAT KAHI HAI..............
    ary ham nay bora kab mana hay piyary sis   
ham to hayran hayn
kay app nauy itny paty kin   bate batay   hay
Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: RRanii & Kking collction center

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Posted 19 Dec 2004

Topic: its a fun time

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Allah Hafiz
Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: RANI........

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raja   smil plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz






Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: its a fun time

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nice
Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: Hasrat hAy kay bany akk Tajmahal or

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Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: Hasrat hAy kay bany akk Tajmahal or

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raja   
tum nay abhi tak AMIN nhi bola na
Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: ~*~ ÐükH HEE ÐükH ~*~

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TERA ARMAAN~*~

Dil Se Ager Kabhi Tera Armaan Jayega
Ghar Ko Laga K Aag Yeh Mehmaan Jayega

Sab Hongey Us Sey Apni Tarif Ki Fiker Main
Mujh Ko Meray Sakut Sey Pehchan Jayega

Is Kufr-e-Ishaq sey Mujhay Kiyon Roktey Ho
Emaan Walo !   Mera Hi Emaan Jayega

Aaj Us Sey Main Ney Shikwa Kiya Tha Shrartan
Kis Ko Khaber Thi Kay Itna Bura Maan Jayega

Ab Us Muqaam Per Hain Meri Beqarariyan
Samjhaney Wala Khud Hi Preshan Ho Jayega

Duniya Pay Aesa Waqat Bhi Ayega
Insaan   Ki   Talash &nbs p; Main   Insaan   Jayega
Posted 18 Dec 2004

Topic: RANI........

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Posted 18 Dec 2004
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