Queen of jb said:

                All the glitter is not gold

oh really

kiya

yayh hi   hoon gay bed kay nichay

TT bhiya app wahan jaoo
kasam
say
wapis aty
hoye asy lagta hay
kay
koi
app   kay paon paker
kay   rook leta hy




or moghy to as lag raha
tha
ka norjahan or shajahn
yah hi phir rahy hayn
mery as pass

how fatisey there
u cant amagin

INTERESTING PHONE CONVERSATION

K-"Who's calling?"
W-"Watt."
K-"What is your name, please?"
W-"Watt's my name."
K-"That's what I asked you. What's your name?"
W-"That's what I told you. Watt's my name."

A long pause, and then from Watt,

W-"Is this James Brown?"
K-"No, this is Knott."
W-"Please tell me your name."
K-"Will Knott."

W-Why not?
K-Huh? What do you mean why not?
W-Yeah! Why won't you tell me your name?
K-But I told you my name!
W-Didn't you say you will not?
K-Not not, knott, Will Knott!
W-That's what I mean.
K-So you know my name.
W-Of course not!
K-Good. So now, what is yours?
W-Watt. Yours?
K-Your name!
W-Watt's my name.
K-How the hell do I know? I am asking you!
W-Look I have been very patient and I have told you my
name and you have not even told me yours yet.
K-You have been patient, what about me? I have told
you my name so many times and it is you who have not
told me yours yet.
W-Of course not!
K-See, you even know my name!
W-Of course not!
K-Then why do you keep saying of course Knott?
W-Because I don't.

[Pause]

K-What is your name?
W-See, you know my name!
K-Of course not!
W-Then why do you keep asking Watt is your name?
K-To find out your name!
W-But you already know it!
K-What?
W-See, and you know mine!
K-Of course not!
W-Exactly!

K-Listen, listen, wait; if I asked you what your name
is, what will be your answer?
W-Watt's my name.
K-No, no, give me only one word.
W-Watt
K-Your name!
W-Right!

[pause before it hits him]

K-Oh, Wright!
W-Yeah!
K-So why didn't you say it before?
W-I told you so many times!
K-You never said Wright before
W-Of course I did.
K-Ok I won't argue any more. Do you know my name?
W-I do not.
K-Well, there you go, now we know each other's name.
W-I do not!
K-Gud!

[pause before it hits him]

W-Oh, Gud!
K-Gud.
W-No wonder, it took me so long, is that Dutch?
K-No, it's Knott!
W-Oh, okay. At least the names are clear now Gud.
K-Yes Wright

jab kaho

hoa kiya

lolzzzzzzz
    
jb memberz say poch lo

so sweeeet   per app    abtto kiya p nay taj mahel dekha hy

abb   choop gay hayn

rani jalty nahi jalaty hay
kise nay bola rani ko jalty hoye

kahan hay mera   chakooooooo

hum tum ap ko
or hum tum ki pic chahhy kiya ?

aryb   asa kiya hoa bhiya

JB Ki Rani said:

     koi bate nahi
ahisa
ahista
samgh jao
gay
hamery asool appp

JAB KHUDA NAY OORAT KO BANAYA TU FARISHTON KO HUKAM DYA
CHANDNI KI THANDAK-SHABNAM KAY ANSOO-BULBUL KAY GEET-CHAKOR KA INTEZAR-GULAB KA RANG OUR TAZAGI-KOIL KI PUKAR-SAMANDER KI GEHRAI-PAHAR KI BULANDIKEHKASHAN KI RANGEENY-CHAND KA TUKRA-SURAJ KI PEHLY KIRAN-KUSHUN KAY SHDYANAY-OUR MUHABBAT KAY DEEP JALAY JAIN OUR SUBHA KA NOOR HAZIR KYA JAY TAKAY OORAT KI TAKHLEEK KI JAY..
JAB KHUDA NAY OORAT KO BANAYA TU FARISHTO NAY AARZ KYA: AY KHUDA TU NAY APNI TARAF SEY KYA SHAMIL KYA … KHUDA NEY FARMAYA: MUHABBAT… MUHABBAT OUR MUHABBAT.









OORAT KO ILZAM NA DEIN
KIUNKAY JITNAY KAM WHO KAR SAKTI HAI KYA APP KAR SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA APP PORAY 24 GHENTAY MUSALSAL BOL SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA APP ITNI ONCHI SHALWAR PEHAN SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA APP KILO KAY HISSAB SAY APNAY CHEHRAY PAR MAKEUP THOP SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA APP LAMBAY BALOON KA SATYANASS KAR SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA APP DOPATAY KA LIBAS BANA KAR PEHAN SAKTAY HAIN?
KYA KHUSHI YA GHAM KAY WAQT ITNI KHUFNAK CHEEKHAIN MAR SAKTAY HAIN ?
KYA APP KOI BAT CHAND LAMHOON MAIN PORAY MOHALLAY TAK POHUNCHA SAKTAY HAIN?
NAHI NAAAA…….

oh its ok

plzzzzzzzzzzzzz      
bata doo na

dekha hay office yah



fragi bethy ta hay

ary    ganday bhiya
ney MUMTAZ ko kiya
kar na hay
plz asa na bolo
mery dill   bethy jata hay

han but yah bate bhi to subha ki hya na

ary bhiya
is na
samgh say kiy a   galty ho gayyyyyyyy

what do u mean

Samandar ki hawaa-oN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga
maiN saahil per, maiN lehroN per, tumhara naam likh dooN ga



mehak utthay ga aangan phir mera, aangun kay phooloN sey
main jub aangun kay phooloN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



asan hoga na meray haath maiN jub paar kernay ko
maiN derya kay kinaaroN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



Khala maiN jaaoN ga maiN aik shab aur apnay haathoN sey
falak kay sub sitaaroN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



tumhara naam haatoN maiN jo qudrat nay nahiN likha
to maiN khud apnay haathoN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



dhanak ubhray gi jub hanza ek gehray sey baadal per
dhanak kay saaray rungoN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga

dosry mumtaz mehal kahan say agy
its only me
one and only

TeenTracker said:

dhitayee ki intiha bajye sharminda hone kay hans rahee hain

bhiya app nay danta   ....

kiyon danta
ham nay kiya kiya hay

may thik   hooon

TeenTracker said:

main ne ek banda marwana hay







tumse main naraz hoon


tumhe pata hay kyun

   ary kise ko mar wana hay
bhai
   hukam karro
    akk ishay may banda khalasss
lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Samandar ki hawaa-oN per tumhara naam likh dooN gaSamandar ki hawaa-oN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga
maiN saahil per, maiN lehroN per, tumhara naam likh dooN ga



mehak utthay ga aangan phir mera, aangun kay phooloN sey
main jub aangun kay phooloN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



asan hoga na meray haath maiN jub paar kernay ko
maiN derya kay kinaaroN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



Khala maiN jaaoN ga maiN aik shab aur apnay haathoN sey
falak kay sub sitaaroN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



tumhara naam haatoN maiN jo qudrat nay nahiN likha
to maiN khud apnay haathoN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga



dhanak ubhray gi jub hanza ek gehray sey baadal per
dhanak kay saaray rungoN per tumhara naam likh dooN ga