~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7799 days old here
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An Interesting love letter !!
An Interesting LOVE LETTER (the capital letters are the brand names of companies along with their logos...the Coca Cola and Pepsi @ the end was the best!!!)
My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (better than the best). You are DOMINO'S PIZZA (delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (seriously fresh) feeling for me. I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (the unshakable) and my father who is CEAT (born tough) but don't worry
As I am also FORD ICON (The josh machine) and rest of our family members are pretty KELVINATORS (the coolest ones). If they say no, we will run away and get marry and PHILIPS (let's make things better). They will feel MIRINDA (zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (jo chahe ho jaye). Trust in God who's always! NOKIA (connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS ( made! For each other).
Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (fun fast easy) and PARX (always comfortable).
Don't worry; it is new COCA COLA (life ho to aisye!).
Ok bye! I wrote little but PEPSI ( yeh dil mange more).
LG (digitally yours).
bye.. bye !!!
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7799 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Chemistry of Love
[ All about love and its properties. ]
SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!
METHOD OF PREPARATION :
a) : by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and Faster heart beat!
b) : by the combination of two complex compounds. commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED : Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!
REDUCING AGENTS : Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS ---> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT ---> REBELLIONS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : Gas at human temperature
b) : COLOR : Varying shades of Pink
c) : ODOR : Strong enough to sweep one off one's feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES :
a) : ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST ---> PHILOSOPHER
b) : ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER ---> POET
c) : REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
d) : CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF "SOLID" AND "BEAT" ENERGY
USES :
a) : HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE ..forgets to EAT and DRINK!
b) : SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND
c) : RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
d) : NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE : THROUGH "CHEMISTRY" I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE , IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!
After all i m tough guy
....So rani g....Kahan hain abb app?
