When you dial a Mental HospitalHOSPITAL HUMOR - HOSPITAL COMEDY



When you dial a Mental Hospital....



RING...RING.....

Welcome to the Psychiatric Ward.

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.

If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.

If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite off your ear

If Movies Were Released by Microsoft.......

* Munna Bhai MCSE *
* Kal MSN Ho Na Ho *
* Love in mIRC *
* Tere Nick *
* ID Mil Gaya *
* Chat To Kero *
* Ek Programmer Thi *
* Yeh Hack Horaha Hai *
* Hum Pyar PC Se Kar Baithe *
* Network Ke Us Paar
* Meri Disc Tumhare Paas Hai *
* Aao Chat Kare *
* C++ Wale Job Le Jayenge *
* Programmer No.1 *
* Mera Naam Developer *
* Hum Apke Memory Mein Rahate Hein *
* Do Processor, Baarah Terminal *
* Tera Code Chal Gaya *
* Har Din Jo Mail Karega *
* Debugging Koi Khel Nahi *
* Jish Desh Mein Bill Gates Rehtha Hai *
* Raju Ban Gaya MCSD *
* Client Ek Numbari, C ++Programmer Dus Numbari *
* Login Karo Sajana *
* Naukar PC Ka *
* 1942 -- A Bug Story *
* Kaho Na Virus Hai *
* Crash Se Crash Tak *
* Haan Meine Bhi Debug Kiya Hai *
* Shaheed Hacker Singh *
* Password De Ke Dekho *
* Terminal Apna , Login Parayi *
* Mr. Network Lal *
* Terminal Sajaake Rakhna *
* Hackers Ka Raja, Debuggers Ki Rani *
* Kyonki Mein Debug Nahin Kartha *
* Phir Theri Java-script Yaad Aayi *
* Hang To Hona Hi Tha
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I am damn serious


Aaj tum DIL maango,   De Denge...!!!

DHADKAN maango        De Denge...!!!

JIGAR Maango...!!!    De Denge...!!!

JAAN tak Maango....To wo bhi de Sakte hai.....!!!

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Aaj Chaaro films ki CD ghar pe hai!!
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ary   ...app   or ham to roz   sath sath hoty hay

per     app moghy nazer   kiyon nahi   arhy ho

pagel   ho tum bhi

lolzzzz
lom   bath   gay  &n bsp;abb thik hay

Urdu/Hindi:
A Kya Bolti Tu?
A Kya Mai Bolu?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya ?

English:
Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We'll roam, we'll loaf, we'll sing, we'll dance we"ll freak, baby,what else?

Punjabi:
A ! ke boldi tu;?
A ke mein bolan?;
Sunh
Sunha
Chaldi khandala
Ki karaan ae ke mein khandala
Are Ghoomenge, Turainge, Naachenge, Gaavenge, Mauj
Karenge, Aur Ki ?

Sindhi:
Aye cha thi c! haen tu?
Aye Maan chaa chavan?
Budh
Budhai
Acheti cha khandaalaa?
Cha kandis achi maan khandaalaa?
Are Ghumandasi, phirandasi, gayendasi,
Nachandasi,aaish? kan! dasi, byo cha?

Gujarati:
Aye shun bole tu?
Aye hun shun bolu?
Sambhal
Sambhlaav
Aave chey su khandaalaa?
Shun karu aaviine khandaalaa?
Ghumshun, pharshun, naachshun, gaashun, majaa karshun,
beeju shun?

Kashmiri:
Heey, kya chaakh wannan?
Heev, kya bhe wanneyyyy?
Booz
Wanoo
Pakha telle khandalaa;
Kya karee weeteth bhe khandalaa
Pherevhey, nachevhey, geevevhey, khevevhey, eesh
karav, beyy kya?

Sanskrit:
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi?
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh?
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyami?

Bengali:
Ei ki bolis tui?
Ei ki ar boli?
Shon
Shonaa !
Jabi ki khondalaa
K! i kori giye khondalaa
Are, ghurbo, phirbo, nachbo, gaibo, maja korbo ar ki?

Magahi : (BIHARI)
A ki bolahin tu?
A kya boliyuow hum?
Sun
Sunaow
Aaimahi ki khandala
Ki kariaow aake hum khandala
Gumbai, Phir! bai, naachai, gaayii, aish karbai aur ki

Foreign Languages:

German :
Was sagst du?
Was soll ich sagen?
Hor mal!
Sag mal!
Kommst Nach Khandala?
Was machen wir in Khaldala?
Wir gehen, spazieren, tanzen, singen, haben spaCx, was noch?

Spanish:
Tu que deceas?
Yo que deseo?
Oye
Di me
Vas a tu khandaalaa?
Que haceo, yo voy en el khandaalaa?
Viajamos, vagabundeamos, bailamos, cantamos,
disfrutamos, si no.

Chinese:
Ain, Chon Zuan Ho?
Ain, Chon Hee Zuano?
Sui,!
Suion,
Hyuan Chon Khandala?
Chon Tsuani Hyui Hee Khandala?
Chijuan, Kajuan, Marijuan, Siuan, Samshuan
Tsuaniya Tsu Chon?

French :!
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu dis?
Aye! qu'est-ceque tu me vouler dire?
Entendre
Entendrez
Est-ceque tu viens a la Khandala
Qu'est-ceque je fais a aller a la Khandala ?
Promenez,! Allez, Dansez, Chantez a quelle?

Zambesi : (African)
Aye, Zwa To Zulu?
Aye, Zwa Ze Zulu,?
Wahte,
Kaso,
Heliyo To Khandaalaa?
Zwa Kumi, Helithe Khandaalaa?!
Himala, Romala, Wahwahla, Infala, Kumaya Kumana, Ni

Italian:
L'Aye che lei dice?
L'Aye che dovrei dire?
Ascoltare.
Parlare su.
La venuta al khandala?
Che dovrei fare, venendo al khandala?
Erreremo, ozieremo, canteremo, balleremo noi" l'anomalia di ll, il
bimbo, che altro?

Portuguese:
O Aye o que você diz?
O Aye o que eu devo dizer?
Escute.
Fale em.
A vinda a khandala?
O que devo fazer, vindo a khandala?
Vagaremos, vamos ir forma, nós cantaremos, dançaremos nós" ll bebê esquisito, o que mais?

King of jb said:

mg1

or

mg2

yah   mg to   kon hay

layye   be kadran nal yare
kay toot gay tarek kar kay

yas    ankhiyn kho   orv   dekho yah   kaisa   jahan hay....aoo bhag chaleyn yah say

¥Á§-D said:

mein to aata jaata rehta hoon
ather ka pata nahin
tum aaj raat ko online, darr to nahin lag raha thaa

   lag to raha tha   per app nay kaha na kay   may hoon na to   dare bhag gya....

ajj   raja   nahi akily rani   kiya kary

HASTI THI HASTI THI,
BALO KO LEHRATI THI,
KUCH SOCH KAR SHARMATI THI,
PHIE SOCH KAR MUSKURATI THI,
AAJ PATA CHALA SALI PAGAL THI
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EK LADKI THI DEWANI SE ,
MOBILE LEYE GHUMA KARTI THI,
NAJREY JUKHA KE SARMAKE,
JABBHI MILTI THI,
MUJSE YEHI PUCHA KARTI THI,
YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI, YE ON KAISE HOTA HAI.

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A MACHAR SONG

BHIGE HOTE TERE, PYASA DIL MERA,
LAGA AMRIT SA MUJHE KHOON TERA.
KAHI MERE SAAYH KOI RAAT GUJAR,
TUJHE SUBHA TAK SUJA DOONGA YAAR.

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SHAHJAHAN NE TAJMAHAL KI HAR DEEWAR KO DEKHA,
HAR MINAR KO DEKHA,
HAR KALEEN KO DEKHA,
HAR KHIKDI KO DEKHA,
AUR BOLA,
MAA KASAM MAZAK MAZAK ME BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA.

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PAGAL THA VO SHAHJAHAN,
JISNE BANVAYA TAJ,
ITNE PAISE KHARCH KAR KE TO AA JATI,
HAR RAAT EK NAYI MUMTAJ.

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GABBAR JAB PAIDA HUA,
TAB USKI MAA NE USE EK JOR SE THAPPAD MARA.
PATA HAI KYON?
VO PAIDA HOTE HE BOLA,
"KITNE AADMI THEY?"

catch out .....lolzzzzzzzzzz

shah rukh app sonao

agy   to moghy bhio   nahi ata hay

¥Á§-D said:

200th by me

300 by me

¥Á§-D said:

maine kaha thaa na

per   may nay nahi sona tha

JB ki Rani said:

..TT   kay bachay yah kiya hay    ... bachi pay ilzam lagaty ho   .. see on first page

¥Á§-D said:

Hum Saath Saath Hain

soffi ye achcha hai, kabhi parents se pakrda gaya pitay huye to yehi shair boldoonga

oh my   GOD yas tum   pity bhi ho

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SanaSana said:

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