ham dono ko devdasss

TeenTracker said:

soffia786 said:

tum kyuin hans rahee ho bachee

lo jee nahi hansty may

to phir nicha kaisy aoon gye

hmmm.....
jb devdass or parro
sath sath han to kise ko kise ka dar hay na devdasss

ham app ko hansa rahy hayn
devdass
per app
ho kay hansty hi nahi

Dharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak,
aasmaa se dharti tak
[Audience: Are bhai,aage bhi to bolo.]
Hawa he hawa hai.[wah wah wah]
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Pyar mein kisi ne Dhoka to kisi ne kasam khayi hai,
Hum woh majnoo hain jisne sirf laat khayi hai.
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Main tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye
Mein tere pyar mein pagal howa chaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye. ****************************************
Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar
Dharti, tarey, pahaar, pathar.......
Ekhathar, bahathar, chauhathar, tihathar!
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Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain
Aaj asmaan mein taare aise chamak rahae hain,
Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahae thae...(wah wah)
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Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Dooor se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi.....
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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Dooor se dekha to Pathar dikhta tha.....
Dooor se dekha... to Pathar dikhtaa thaa.....
Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
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Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Dooor se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
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Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Dharti so rahi hai,
Aasman ro raha hai
Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
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Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.....
Chand to tu hai hi ...sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
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Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Darre, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain. ****************************************

Jise dil diya woh delhi chali gayi..
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi...
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim...
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi...(manhoos)
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.

Ladka bola :
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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Gum woh cheez hai ...
Gum woh cheez hai ...
jisse paper chipkaya jaata hai . (wah wah wah wah )
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Tum aa gaye ho,Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture chalen.....
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Before Marrige :-
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti
After Marriage :-
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti
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Neil Armstrong Chand par Gaya aur Farmaya
Ye Saala, Idhar hawa kyon nahin ayaa.
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah wah wah wah wah..... ****************************************

Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow..bhow

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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, saraswati samajh kar
Tere baap ne mujhe pita, agarbattti samajh kar

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Chai mai patti nahi to chai ka kya maza .
Chai mai pati nahi to chai ka kya maza.
Collage mai ladki nahi to padna ka kya maza .
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Aaakhain Taras Gaye Tumhara Khyal Aa Gaya
Ab To Chehra Dikha Do, Naya Saal Aaa Gaya ****************************************

Jahaan Gaaye The Khushiyon Ke Taraane
Muqaddar Dekhiye Roye Wahiin Par
Hue Masjid Se Gum Juute Hamaare
JahaaN Se Paaye The, Khoye Wahiin Par. ****************************************

Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki Mail Aanna Band Hai.......
Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Mail Server band Hai........ ****************************************

Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein kitne ghar doob gaye yaaron..
Pyar mein pandrah-bees ghar doob gaye yaaron..
(wah,wah,wah, wah....... taaliyaaan) ****************************************

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai ......
ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?? ****************************************   &n bsp;    Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? ****************************************

Woh chham chham karke aayee
Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee... ****************************************

Kar diya izhare-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,
do rupaye main ho gayee (wah wah) ****************************************

shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
shairi to aati nahi shayar banne chale
sar pe baal nahi amitabh bachan banne chale ****************************************

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun

ary ROZA to farz hota hay na

f9

> >Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui, >To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana, >Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko, >Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana. > > >Guzare Huye Kal Ki Yaad Aati Hai, >Kuch Lamho Se Aakhen Bhar Aati Hai, >Woh Rangeen Shaam Nirali Doob Jati Hai >Jab Aap Jaise Dost Ki Yaad Aati Hai....... > > >Barsaat aaye aur zamin gili na ho, >Dhoop nikle aur sarson pili na ho, >Aiye dost tune ye kaise soch liya, >Ke teri yaad aaye, aur tere mobile me mera sms na ho. > > >har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega, >jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega, >aiye khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna, >varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega. > > >kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna, >dosti ke daur pe dosti ka aasra rakhna, >hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi, >aap bas apne dil ka darwaza khula rakhna. > > >Ik Din Baharon Ke Phool Murjha Jayenge, >Jab Bhoole Se Kabhi Hum Yaad Aayenge, >Ehsaas Hoga Tumhe Hamari Dosti Ka, >Jab Door Bahut Door Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge. > > >kabhi kisi se pyaar mat karna, >ho jaaye to inkaar mat karna! >nibha sako to chalna uski raah par, >varna kisi ki zindagi barbaad mat karna!

lo may agy
wafa ki bachi phir khany lagythy
na mery
choclate

Koi achi se saza do mujh ko

Chaloo aisa karo bhola do mujh ko

Tum se bichron tu maut ajaye

Dil ki gehraiyon se dua do mujh ko


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Sukh Mein Tere Saath Chaalengay

Dukh Mein Sab Munh Morengay

Duniya Waale Teray Bankar Tera Hi Dil Toorengay

Dete Hain KHUDA Ko Dhokha Insaan Ko Kiya Chhoorengay


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Mana ke har eik ki zindagi mein ghum ate hain magar

Jitne ghum mujhe mile utni meri umer na thi..


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Mairi tarahan to bhi kisi bewafah se piyaar kare

Woh tujhe dil se bhoolade aur tu intezaar kare..


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Haathon ki lakeeron per khabhi bharosa nahin karna kiyun ke

Taqdeer tau unki bhi hoti hai jin ke haath nahin hotey


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Kitabon Say Daleel Doon Ya Dil Ko Samney Rakhun

Woh Mujh Say Pooch Baithay Hain Mohabat Kis Ko Kehtay Hain


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BUS EIK ZARA SI BAT THI LEKIN SARI UMER

WOH MUJH KO JAGNE KI SAZA DE KAR SO GAYA.


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GAIROH SE KUCH GILA NAHI APNO SE KUCH MILA NAHI

MEIN TO WOH GHUM KI KITAB HOON JIS KO KISI NE PARHA NAHI..


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KON BEHTI HOI ANKHO PER NAZAR RAKHTA HAI

LOG HANSTE HUWAY CHEHROO KO DUA DETE HAIN.


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Mein kissi Sheher mein jab bhi koi Rusta poochoon

Jaaney kiyon laug Terey ghar ka pata detey hain


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Sab ke honton pe tabassum tha merey Qatal key baad

Jaaney kiya soch ke rota raha Qatil Mera


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Meri Takmeel mein Hissa hai Tumhara bhi buhut

Mein agar Tum sey na milta tou Adhoora rehta


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Ya khuda log banaaye thay agar pathar kay

Meray ahsaas ko sheesha ka na banaya hota


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Kuch ishq tha kuch majboori jo main nay jeevan haar diya

Main kaisa zinda admmi tha aik shaksss nay mujh ko maar diya


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Tu HAy Souraj Tu Tujhay Kiya Maloom Ratt Ka Dukh

Tu Uterr Kabhi Mayray Angaan Mai Shaam K Badd


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Is ki khwaish hain k angan main utre suraj

Bhol betha hain k khud mom ka ghar rakhta hain


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Dil jal kar khak howa Ankhoon say roya na gaya

Zakham kuch aisey lagey Phoolon par soya na gya


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Nafratoon ki kitab parh kay mohabbatoon ka paigam likhna

Bauhat mushkil hai khizaan kay mathay per dastan-e-ghulab likhna


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Mere Marne Ke Baad Mere Sene Se Dil Nikal Lena

Kahin Woh Na da'b Jaaye Jo Mere Dil Me Rehte Hai

kiya   
abb moghy bhi bhajo gay oper
and mery woh ..kiya karyen gay akily akily

thanx

Koi achi se saza do mujh ko

Chaloo aisa karo bhola do mujh ko

Tum se bichron tu maut ajaye

Dil ki gehraiyon se dua do mujh ko


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Sukh Mein Tere Saath Chaalengay

Dukh Mein Sab Munh Morengay

Duniya Waale Teray Bankar Tera Hi Dil Toorengay

Dete Hain KHUDA Ko Dhokha Insaan Ko Kiya Chhoorengay


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Mana ke har eik ki zindagi mein ghum ate hain magar

Jitne ghum mujhe mile utni meri umer na thi..


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Mairi tarahan to bhi kisi bewafah se piyaar kare

Woh tujhe dil se bhoolade aur tu intezaar kare..


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Haathon ki lakeeron per khabhi bharosa nahin karna kiyun ke

Taqdeer tau unki bhi hoti hai jin ke haath nahin hotey


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Kitabon Say Daleel Doon Ya Dil Ko Samney Rakhun

Woh Mujh Say Pooch Baithay Hain Mohabat Kis Ko Kehtay Hain


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


BUS EIK ZARA SI BAT THI LEKIN SARI UMER

WOH MUJH KO JAGNE KI SAZA DE KAR SO GAYA.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




GAIROH SE KUCH GILA NAHI APNO SE KUCH MILA NAHI

MEIN TO WOH GHUM KI KITAB HOON JIS KO KISI NE PARHA NAHI..


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




KON BEHTI HOI ANKHO PER NAZAR RAKHTA HAI

LOG HANSTE HUWAY CHEHROO KO DUA DETE HAIN.


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Mein kissi Sheher mein jab bhi koi Rusta poochoon

Jaaney kiyon laug Terey ghar ka pata detey hain


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Sab ke honton pe tabassum tha merey Qatal key baad

Jaaney kiya soch ke rota raha Qatil Mera


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Meri Takmeel mein Hissa hai Tumhara bhi buhut

Mein agar Tum sey na milta tou Adhoora rehta


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Ya khuda log banaaye thay agar pathar kay

Meray ahsaas ko sheesha ka na banaya hota


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Kuch ishq tha kuch majboori jo main nay jeevan haar diya

Main kaisa zinda admmi tha aik shaksss nay mujh ko maar diya


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Tu HAy Souraj Tu Tujhay Kiya Maloom Ratt Ka Dukh

Tu Uterr Kabhi Mayray Angaan Mai Shaam K Badd


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Is ki khwaish hain k angan main utre suraj

Bhol betha hain k khud mom ka ghar rakhta hain


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Dil jal kar khak howa Ankhoon say roya na gaya

Zakham kuch aisey lagey Phoolon par soya na gya


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*




Nafratoon ki kitab parh kay mohabbatoon ka paigam likhna

Bauhat mushkil hai khizaan kay mathay per dastan-e-ghulab likhna


~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


Mere Marne Ke Baad Mere Sene Se Dil Nikal Lena

Kahin Woh Na da'b Jaaye Jo Mere Dil Me Rehte Hai

to kiya
bachi say paisy lo
gay

=

LOLZ
PIYAR
KAR KAY DKHO YAS AND PHIR
BOLNA
ASA

ek tum ho jo intey acchey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,
ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,
ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,
Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain...

Wife : Agar Mai mar gai to tum kya karoge ?
Husband : Shayad mai bhi mar jaunga.
Wife : kyoon ?
Husband : kabhi kabhi zyada khushi bhi janleva hoti hai. ;))

Koi apni biwi ko kafan-dafan kar ke ghar ja raha tha k achanak

bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
*dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai


Teacher : What is the chemical formula of water ?

Sardar : "hijklmno"
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

OH MY GOD....BHIYA KI MORGI BHI KHA GAY HO DEV...ABB DEKHNA   PHADA HOTA TUMHARA OR WOL BHIYA KA

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal

One afternoon, a man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two
men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?"he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food.", The poorman replied. "Oh, come along
with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!",he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you."




The rich man replied "No, I appreciate you: the grass at my home is about
three feet tall!"

I NO

JHOOOTY MAY NAY KHOD SERVE KIYA HYA TUMHARY LIYE

Bucha : Abbu mujhay Bender la ker dien.

Abbu : nahi Baita mein app ko Bander nahin la ker de sukta.

Bucha : nahi abbu mujhay bander chahyiey.

Abbu : baita kaha hai na nahi la sukta bander.

Bucha : nahi abbu app bander laien.

Abbu : abb mein tumhein marooon ga ager abb tum nay kaha bander lanay ko.

Bucha : .......

Abbu : ro keun rahay ho????

Bucha : app mujhay bander jo nahi laker dey rahay hain

Abbu : Baita Bander nahi la suktey na.

Bucha : keun abbu

Abbu : hai na aik musla.

Bucha : batien na abbu kia musla hai.

Abbu : Baita massala yeh hai kay Bander is waqt yeh mail purh raha hai.........hahahaha

dont mind just kidding....be happy         & nbsp;         & nbsp;        

PICHAY JA KAR DEKHO DEVDASSS