..... > > > >1) BRAIN TUMOR: > >Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. > > >Shargeel: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) > >Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? > > >Shargeel: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? > >Doctor: Then why are you so happy? > > >Shargeel: Because that proves that I have a brain! > > > > > >2) MR. Raheel WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: > >Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? > > > > >Raheel: 9 > >Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? > > >Raheel: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! > > >3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: > >Shargeel: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. > > > > >Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? > > >Shargeel: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! > > >4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: > >Friend: What are you looking at? > > > > >Raheel: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. > > >Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? > > >Raheel: four asterisks (****)! >) Marriage: > >Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? > > >Shargeel: 16 > >Friend: Why? > > >Shargeel: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. > > >6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: > >Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? > > >Raheel: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. > >Friend: What tape did you took anyway? > > >Raheel: Head Cleaner. > > >8) MR. Shargeel ATTENDING A MEETING: > >Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. > > >Shargeel: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. > > >9) Spelling lesson: > >Mr. Raheel's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? > > >Raheel: Make it three c to be sure > > > > > ]

..... > > > >1) BRAIN TUMOR: > >Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. > > >Shargeel: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) > >Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? > > >Shargeel: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? > >Doctor: Then why are you so happy? > > >Shargeel: Because that proves that I have a brain! > > > > > >2) MR. Raheel WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: > >Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? > > > > >Raheel: 9 > >Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? > > >Raheel: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! > > >3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: > >Shargeel: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. > > > > >Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? > > >Shargeel: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! > > >4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: > >Friend: What are you looking at? > > > > >Raheel: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. > > >Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? > > >Raheel: four asterisks (****)! >) Marriage: > >Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? > > >Shargeel: 16 > >Friend: Why? > > >Shargeel: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. > > >6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: > >Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? > > >Raheel: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. > >Friend: What tape did you took anyway? > > >Raheel: Head Cleaner. > > >8) MR. Shargeel ATTENDING A MEETING: > >Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. > > >Shargeel: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. > > >9) Spelling lesson: > >Mr. Raheel's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c? > > >Raheel: Make it three c to be sure > > > > > ]

mg ....i am   with mg

~Fragi~ said:

likhein gein likhein gien .. kiya jaldi hai ji

.   good work kiddo

fardeen kay bachey .pagel bjhala moghy kiya hony laga    or hoor bhi fit fat hay ..ghiyeb to app thy jesy ...ghadhy kay sar say singh.....

app konsay desh kay king ho jahan queen ko break dance or bhangra karna parta hay....... dëSî_mÜñdª............

Fardeen Khan1 said:

Aik larka   or aik larki      hoon jo aik dosre se piyar bhi kare hoon or jo shadi bhi kerna chahtay hoon lakin who sh adi na kar    saktay hoon to kiya masla ho sakta hai
kabhi zalim samjh
kabhi zalim maan baap kabhi or ager in masloon ka koi haal na ho    to kiya hota hai jo bhi hota hai ... aik larki or larka.....

lolz   fardeen kiya indean filmz nahi dekhty ho un may un sab maslonka hal hota hay na... move and watch inden chanelz...

app konsay desh kay king ho jahan queen ko break dance or bhangra karna parta hay....... dëSî_mÜñdª

app konsay desh kay king ho jahan queen ko break dance or bhangra karna parta hay....... dëSî_mÜñdª

in amgination.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz

kon kiddo?

.lolz kaisy han app janab

ok app akhty ho to ajaty han
.is    chat room may.

ha ha ah .may nay gana gaya hi ise liye tha may nay socha adeeb bhool gya hay gana shana. now adeeb is in form .waoo

brain   blok per asa kiyon saki

nahi asa   nahi ho0 sakta   bhiya bolo na is mg kay bachy .....ko batao kay app asa nahi akr sakty

or may queen

kiyon kiren ko tumhary hansnay may kiya masl a   hay   jee

qais yah logo kon hay.........lolz tumbass moghy dikhao yah logo ko choro..

aoo sab chalty hayn yahn say.........

ok akk bar maff kar dety hon but not agin qais nahi to pito gay mery hath say

lolz dear z   koi na aye yah sab ko bolakar wahan say bhag jata hay qais ka bacah

adeeb tumhary songz..kahan gay?

oNLyTHeLoNly said:

HI EVERY BODY
HOW R U
I CAME TO SAY ALL OF U
A GREAT HHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
OK TAKE CARE
BY BYE

.hi and then bye .per theyeyn khana kha kar jayen

bhiya kahan hoooooooooooooo?

fine .app sonao mis alwayz ghiyeb

mg kab ja rahy ho. behren?

kise nay kise ka dill tora.?

abb moghy ghosa na hi char hao to bahter ho ga nahi to may wol bhiya ko bol kar taiyn taiyn fish kar wado gi hi hi hi

yah to tum bol rahy ho mg per kiddo ki llist check karo zara .