~CHANDNI~
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) > >Haven't you always wondered how "Americanisms" would sound like if they >were translated literally to an average Indian on, say, the streets of >New Delhi (or elsewhere)? > >Have a nice day! >* Achcha din lo! > >What's up? >*Uppar kya hai? > >You're kidding! >*Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! > >Don't kid me! >* Mera bachcha mut banaao! > >Yo, baby! What's up? >* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? > >Cool man! >* Thandaa aadmi! > >Don't mess with me, dude. >* Mere saath gandagee mat karo, ek hustee. > >Check this out, man! >* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! > >She's so fine! >* Woh itnee bedaag hai! > >Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? >* Suno dost, woh choozaa mera hai, theek? > >Hey good looking; what's cooking? >* Arree sundarta ki devi; kyaa pakaa rahee ho? > >Are you nuts? >* Kya aap akhrot hain? > >Son of a gun. >* Bachcha bandook ka. > >And the best one is..... > >How do you do? >* Kaise karte ho? >
~CHANDNI~
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its very funny"~ Its Very Funny i Hope you Like it ~" > 1) The night was dark, > the moon was high, >I stopped my car.... > u wondered why? >I leant so close, u felt shy. > I uttered those three words.... > I ......la.......puncture !! > > >2) Friends r like mirrors, > they r our reflection. > You r damn lucky I look good !!!! > > >3) You = cute > You = hot > You = sweet > You = intelligent > You = amazing > You = perfect > Me = liar. > > > >4) I have a confession to make, ever since >I have known u, Its kinda >hard for me to forget u. >Every night u appear in my dreams, >And I find my self shouting..... > > BHOOT !!! > BHOOT !!! > > > >5) I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful >Then I look at you...... >I ...... >I ....... >I rather look at the stars again. ***** > > > >6) Look at the world as one big chocolate cake. >It would never be >complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweets like > >ME > >and nuts like > >YOU. > > > >7) U r 100% beautiful, > u r 100% lucky >u r 100% sweet , >u r 100% nice, >and u r 100% stupid to believe these words....... > > > >8) Good looking people r hard to find. > >That's why u don't ...... > >That's y u don't see me often. > > > >9) A good speech should b like a women's skirt... >Long enough to cover the subject, >And short enough to create >interest. > > >10) When u feel sad.... > To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, > "damn I am really sooo cute" >u will overcome ur sadness. >But don't make this a habit..... >Coz liars go to hell !!!! > > >(11) Jassi singh tells his gf, > "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home." > When she goes the next day to his home....... > There was NO ONE at home. > > > >12) What frustrates the sardarji > when his wife delivers twins??? > >He wonders who is the father of the >second child > > > >13) Your brain will be refreshed in the next five > seconds..... > 5...... > > > > 4....... > > > 3....... > > > 2....... > > > 1........ > > > > LOADING..... > > > ERROR: no brain detected. > > > >14) WIFE : " I wish I was a newspaper, >so I'd be in ur hands all day." >HUSBAND : " I too wish that u were a newspaper, >so I could have a new >one everyday." > > >15) A SARDARJI is in the library , >he bangs down a book and says: >" too boring, too many characters and no story". >LIBRARIAN says : oh! U r the one who took >the phone directory away?? > > >16) God created ME to b ur friend. > He picked ME out from all the REST >coz he knows I am ... > well one of the BEST. > > AHEM !! > > don't argue with God now..
~CHANDNI~
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: MOTHER > > > The Mother > > >> > >> > >>1. When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. > >> you thanked her by crying all the night. > >> > >>2. When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. > >> You thanked her by running away when she called. > >> > >>3. When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. > >> You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor. > >> > >>4. When you were 4 years old, she gave you some crayons. > >> You thanked her by coloring the dinning room table. > >> > >>5. When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. > >> You thanked her by looping into the nearest pile of mud. > >> > >>6. When you were 6 years old, she walked you into school. > >> You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING". > >> > >>7. When you were 7 years old, she bought you a baseball. > >> You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor > >>window. > >> > >>8. When you were 8 years old, she handed you an ice cream. > >> You thanked her by dripping it all over you lap. > >> > >>9. When you were 9 years old, she paid for piano lessons. > >> You thanked her by never even bothering to practice it. > >> > >>10. When you were 10 years old, she drove you all day, from soccer > >>to gymnastic to one birthday party after another. > >> You thanked her by jumping out of the car and never looking > >>back. > >> > >>11. When you were 11 years old, she took you and your friends to > >>the movies. > >> You thanked her by asking to sit in the different row. > >> > >>12. When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain > >>TV shows. > >> You thanked her by waiting until she left the house. > >> > >>13. When you were 13, she suggested a haircut that was becoming. > >> You thanked her by telling her she had no taste. > >> > >>14. When you were 14, she paid for a month away at summer camp. > >> You thanked her by forgetting to write a single letter. > >> > >>15. When you were 15, she came home from work, lookingfor a hug. > >> You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. > >> > >>16. When you were 16, she taught you how to drove hercar. > >> You thanked her by taking it every chance you could. > >> > >>17. When you were 17, she was expecting an important call. > >> You thanked her by being on the phone all night. > >> > >>18. When you were 18, she cried at your school graduation. > >> You thanked her by staying out partying until dawn. > >> > >>19. When you were 19, she paid for your college tuition, drove you > >>to campus, carried your bags. > >> You thanked her by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you > >>wouldn't be embarrassed in front of you friends. > >> > >>20. When you were 20, she asked whether you were seeing anyone. > >> You thanked her by saying "It's none of you business". > >> > >>21. When you were 21, she suggested certain careers for your > >>future. > >> You thanked her by saying "I don't want to be like you". > >> > >>22. When you were 22, she hugged you at your college graduation. > >> You thanked her by asking whether she could pay for a trip > >>to Europe. > >> > >>23. When you were 23, she gave you furniture for your first > >>apartment. > >> You thanked her by telling your friend it was ugly. > >> > >>24. When you were 24, she met your fiancé and asked about your > >>plans for the future. > >> You thanked her by glaring and growling, "Muuhh-ther, > >>please!" > >> > >>25. When you were 25, she helped to pay for your wedding, and she > >>cried and told how deeply she loved you. > >> You thanked her by moving halfway across the country. > >> > >>26. When you were 30, she called with some advice on the baby. > >> You thanked by telling her, "Things are different now." > >> > >>27. When you were 40, she called to remind you of a relative's > >>birthday. > >> You thanked her by saying you were "really busy right now." > >> > >>28. When you were 50, she fell ill and needed you to take care of > >>her. > >> You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become > >>to their children. > >> > >>29. And then, one day, she quietly died. And everything you never > >>did, came crashing down like thunder on your heart. > >> > >>IF SHE' S STILL AROUND, NEVER FORGET TO LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER. > >>AND IF SHE' S NOT, REMEMBER HER UNCONDITIONAL LOVE >
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