~CHANDNI~
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A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!"
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7941 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
lo adeab akk latyfa sono ap
A man and a woman were dating. She being of a religious nature had held back the worldly pleasure that he wanted from her so bad. In fact, he had never even seen her naked.
One day, as they drove down the freeway, she remarked about his slow driving habits.
"I can't stand it anymore," she told him. "Let's play a game. For every 5 miles per hour over the speed limit you drive, I"ll remove one piece of clothing.
He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties.
Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he became very excited and lost control of the car. He veered off the road, went over an embankment and hit a tree. His girlfriend was not hurt but he was trapped. She tried to pull him free but alas he was stuck.
"Go to the road and get help," he said. "I don't have anything to cover myself with!" she replied.
The man felt around, but could only reach one of his shoes. "You'll have to put this between your legs to cover it up," he told her.
So she did as he said and went up to the road for help. Along came a truck driver. Seeing a naked, crying woman along the road, he pulled over to hear her story.
"My boyfriend! My boyfriend!" she sobs, "He's stuck and I can't pull him out!"
The truck driver looking down at the shoe between her legs replies, "Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid he'a a goner!" ny love per
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
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One autumn day at you see the most null creature you have ever seen. Their name is null , and every move null makes just turns you on more and more. You nudge your best friend waheed and say, "Wow, that has to be the most jano body I have ever seen." Suddenly, null looks in your direction and starts walking right towards you!!! null says, "I noticed you staring at me from over there. I just had to tell you, that I think you are so , and was wondering if you'd like to go to null with me and null ?" With a stupid smile on your face you say, " null " and go with them. When you finally get to null , null moves closer to you, and gives you the biggest kiss ever. The two of you are passionately kissing, when you feel a null hit you on the back of the head. You open your eyes to find out it's all a dream, but there is a note left next to your bed.
It reads: " null is the love you've been waiting your whole life for. null will ask you out in null days or less, but only if you send this e-mail to at least 10 people within the next few minutes. The more people you send it to, the sooner they will ask you out, and you both fall in love. Do not take this lightly, because if you simply ignore this, you will have bad luck in love for the next null years!"
~CHANDNI~
Age: 125
7941 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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quote:Originally posted by saieen
jahan seh tum wapies na aa sakuu :p
Ranii G!! badam start kur duu.....bohut bhool rahe hain yaay na hu kise din phir bhool jau kaan kholna or ise din Dactuur Saab! awaz maar dain bura masla hu jana hay :p
