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~CHANDNI~

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hello candy
Posted 30 Jan 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.


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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.


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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


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Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


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Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


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1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.


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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.


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Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?


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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.


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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.


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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.


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There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl...
He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ???
Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!


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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.


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Posted 30 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Miss mine said:

rapunzel said:

Miss mine said:



DHAMAKAAA GIRLZ PLZ DEFINE THIS POSITION




Class Room
Susral



Dhamakaaa girlz ki gulami




hamera AIM   mogoon ko sidha karna or sab ka piyara bhai   bana bolo morga bhai manzor hay

Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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CottonCandy said:

its for miss mine, my sweeto sis and chandni

hasna humara kisi ko gawara nahi
har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi
miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi mein
per koi dost tum say ziada pyara nahi



Dil ko tadpaate ho yeh dastoor kaisa hai
Bimaar-E-Mohabbat ka kehna aisa hai
Kaon kehta hai ki tum chaand jaise ho
Haqeeqat to yeh hai ki chand tum jaisa hai.
       I Love You Meri Jaan !.
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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rapunzel said:





yah   kon hay
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dosselpoh said:

MISS SCORPIO said:

dosselpoh said:

Arbab paa jee.. me fit.. u teloo????


mera khayal ha.. baki sab so gye



Mujai toh jaag ageye hai.



yeh chandni bajz shoor hi itna machati hein.. daikha jaga dya na:P
JAY   ham   pay

ilzam ham kab shoor machaty hy



ham   to   bass

dhkamaaaaaaaaaa

   karty hay


chalain dhamakay keran ya shoor machaye.. soonay to nai detay na baki logoon ko.. kitna disturb shurb ker rakha ha:P:P




hamy   ALLAH nay banaya hi tum logon ki neendey orany ko hay



dhmakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Miss mine said:



DHAMAKAAA GIRLZ PLZ DEFINE THIS POSITION




yah hay hamery piyary morga bhai



dham dham dham dhmkkkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

CottonCandy said:

AZAR HAMARI NAZAR TUMHARI
NAZAR NE DIL KI NAZAR UTARI
NAZAR NAY DEHKA NAZAR KO ASAY
KABHI NAZAR NA LAGAY DOSTI KO HUMAREE INSHALLAH



Welcum CC

hoti nahi dosti surat se,
dosti to dil se hoti hai.
surat unki khud hi pyari lagti hai,
kadar jinki is dil mein hoti hai...






hay   sab mahngi hay chalty   rahty hay rokty nahiiiiiiiiiiiiii


DOSTYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

tery mery asy   


dOsTYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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ONLYARBAB said:

yaar itna quote mat karo







kiya   morgoon may   dimag nahi hota   lol




dhmakA    is   going to start    hahahhahah
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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rapunzel said:

MM chandni aayo







app nay bolya ham chaly ayyyyyyyyyyyyye
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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sanumayaz said:

Hhehehe ..Awsum sista!




hay sunu how are u
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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hay    canndey kaisy hooo
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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ATIF ASLAM said:

dhamaka girls kya chalte phirte time bomb hain...

waise cathy bohat bohat scary hai






hamy yade   kiya   ham say millo ham hay dhmka   girl chandni bass chanda ki chandniiii     MM aoo app bhi   millo morgoon say
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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ATIF ASLAM said:

ty chandni




welcome   jeee
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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hahahahhahahahahahhahahah


      oh   hame ry

   pay   saya 


karny waly kahan hoooo
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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M0rga of jb said:

ahem ahem








oh yah kon hay
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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dosselpoh said:



lol....

agar app chahti hein kay hum aisay ban jain.. to aisa kabhi nai ho gaa.. hum ahri dam tak larain gy..lol






hahahhahahhahahhaa     nice 

 pic of morga bhai
Posted 30 Jan 2008

Topic: Lg

~CHANDNI~

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LG   miss u
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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shahrukh khan said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

oh   ma   sweeetoooooooooo

 awwwww i miss u



no contact miss karti ho aur contact bhi nahi karti




shollly
Posted 30 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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opppps   morga   bhaiiiiii&nbs p;  agy 


  in   action
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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MORGA BHAI    WHY ARE U   CHOPING
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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wel come ATIf
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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DILL DHONDTA PHIR WOHI FURSAT KAY RAAT   DIN BATTY RAHY TASWER JAN KIYA HOYEEEEEE
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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WAOO GRAT
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

is   dill may kiya hay dharkan dharkan may kiya hay sajan



Dil chata hai dham dham dhamakaa





HAM TYAR HAY
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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ATIF ASLAM said:

NAME: Zan
AGE: 23
CITY: Illinois
SCHOOL NAME: Harper College (on vacations now)
CLASS:2nd Year
CARS OWNED: Maxima
INTERESTS: bohat saaray hain koi ek ho to bataon na





nice to meet u stay and enjoy JB
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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good night
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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awwwwwwwwwwwww sweeettt   love u C candy






Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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Right path said:

kis ko bola




topic heading dekho samgh ajy gyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted 29 Jan 2008
~CHANDNI~

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Right path said:

koi baat nahi
koi or murghi mil jayegi





may nay   king of jb morga bhai ko samghya hay kay ghar may ja kay dhondhoooo
Posted 29 Jan 2008
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