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~CHANDNI~

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dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dosselpoh said:

Once upon a time.. Chandni, Mizz_mine, rapu n dosselpoh jahaz mai safar ker rahay they.... kay aik dam say chandni nai sheesha khoola n $100 dollarz neechay phank dya.. sab nay poocha neechay paisay q phankay.. Chandni said, "$100 dollar phankay hein.. 100 loog duwain dain gy"

Mizz Mine nay phir $150 phankay n rapu nai $200 takay unhain bhi duain milain..

Dosselpoh ki bari aii too us nay teeno "chandni, rapu n miss mine) ko neechay phank dia.. abb usay poora JB duain deta ha ( 14000 logon ki duain )




ary   jay   behnnno   ; ; ko   phank kay dowa   looo gay yare wok sikh wala latefa    yade agya is baat pay


lolzian .. abb phankna to nai tha.. per aisay mokay baar baar thori mai miltay hein
tum   phankko   deen may sikh wala jok sonaooo
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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dosselpoh said:

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dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dosselpoh said:

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~CHANDNI~ said:








LARKA Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke (MORGAY) ke khaane kaa KOCH hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge




   

Love u jani

DHAM DHAM DHAMAKAAA


Iz ka jawab mai doon yaa koi our day ga.. chaloo mai deta hon in my next post




ayee    JAY app ka intzar thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


mera intezar too dus mulkoon ki police ker rai ha



ajj   kal   konsy 

film    my

kam kar rahy hoo hero


Nikki Jee Haan 2 ...lol



may to sona tha   BODHA KOKKAR LOL I MEAN   BODHA GOJAR MAY   kam kar rahy hoo
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

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eshajam said:

yaha tu girls party hei




jemi lol JAY larka hay
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

~CHANDNI~

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KASH MAIN TERI CHANDNI OR TU MERA CHAND HOTA,
MAIN TJHSY OR TU MJHSY BEPANAH PYAR KRTA,
DOOR JO CHLI JATI MAIN TJSY KBI
TU MERY BEGAIR NA TERA GUZARA HOTA
HAAYYE YE PAL BHI KITNA HASEEN HOTA,,,,
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Miss mine said:

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LARKA Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke (MORGAY) ke khaane kaa KOCH hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge




   

Love u jani

DHAM DHAM DHAMAKAAA


Iz ka jawab mai doon yaa koi our day ga.. chaloo mai deta hon in my next post




ayee    JAY app ka intzar thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


mera intezar too dus mulkoon ki police ker rai ha



ajj kal   konsy   film    my 

kam kar rahy hoo hero
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
7786 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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dosselpoh said:

Once upon a time.. Chandni, Mizz_mine, rapu n dosselpoh jahaz mai safar ker rahay they.... kay aik dam say chandni nai sheesha khoola n $100 dollarz neechay phank dya.. sab nay poocha neechay paisay q phankay.. Chandni said, "$100 dollar phankay hein.. 100 loog duwain dain gy"

Mizz Mine nay phir $150 phankay n rapu nai $200 takay unhain bhi duain milain..

Dosselpoh ki bari aii too us nay teeno "chandni, rapu n miss mine) ko neechay phank dia.. abb usay poora JB duain deta ha ( 14000 logon ki duain )




ary   jay   behnnno   ; ko   phank kay dowa   looo gay yare wok sikh wala latefa    yade agya is baat pay
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Miss mine said:

dosselpoh said:

Miss mine said:

Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi De Bachon Wali   

Suurat De Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia soooo Kool...

AuR...

AuR ...




DIMAG GAYA BHOOL...






jiz ko nai dia... now dey r complainin..opppz solly


Can u put the toilet seat down
theres a nasty pong



jay   ka   paat 

khrab hay MM
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Miss mine said:

dosselpoh said:

Miss mine said:

Jab Tumhain Upar Wale Ne Banaya Hoga

Use Bohut Maza Aaya Hoga,

Hansi De Bachon Wali   

Suurat De Bholi Bhaali

Mijaaz Dia soooo Kool...

AuR...

AuR ...




DIMAG GAYA BHOOL...






jiz ko nai dia... now dey r complainin..opppz solly


Can u put the toilet seat down
theres a nasty pong



lol   paat kharab hay jay ka
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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dosselpoh said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:








LARKA Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke (MORGAY) ke khaane kaa KOCH hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge




   

Love u jani

DHAM DHAM DHAMAKAAA


Iz ka jawab mai doon yaa koi our day ga.. chaloo mai deta hon in my next post




ayee    JAY app ka intzar thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: What’s on your mind?

~CHANDNI~

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BOHT   koch
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

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lol     yah   bc tum chaly gay thy

Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

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where   is wol
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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hi   MS
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: Dedication Corner

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4   WOL

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,

chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,

kahin koi zakhm nahin phir bhi kyun dard ka ehsas hai,

lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aaj bhi uske paas hai.
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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Miss mine said:

~CHANDNI~ said:








LARKA Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke (MORGAY) ke khaane kaa KOCH hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge




   

Love u jani

DHAM DHAM DHAMAKAAA
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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specially 4 the those who don't have GIRL FRIENDS
is Just a Few steps of Making Girl friends
Bhaiyou fiker not Hum hain na any ways
girl friend kis tarah banatay hain yeh hum ko abhi bata tay hain uss say pehlay
app koo lardkion ke nature kay baray main bata dain thoda sa batana zaroory hay,
There are many types of Girls is givin below
1.NAKHRAY WALIYA: is type ke lardkiyan buhat mushkil say phassti hain but
jab set ho jati hain to peecha nahi chorti
2.BAD DIMAGH: aisi lardkiya IZAT nahi kerti so plz stay out of these types of GIRLS
3.INNOCENT: matlab MASOOM aisi lardkiya buhat achi hoti hain but yeh direct SHADI ka boolti hain
4.NAKAAB: wali lardkiya matlab NINJA lardkiya in ka mujhay nahi pata becoz
app inhay pihchaan nahi saktay or in ko cheriye ga bhi nahi kabi nakaab main hoti hain
kabi nakaab say bahaar hoti hain yeh ek terha say RISK hay love life main RISK nahi
5.TAARRO: Lardkiya is type ke lardkiya buhat khercha kerwati hain or set bhi nahi hoti
6.CHULBULI: lardkiya yeh buhat maslay kerwati hain in ke waja say buhat barray barray
maslay hotay hain yeh pangay kertin hain or bhogutna lardkoo ko perta hay
7.CHUP GHUNI: lardkiya is type ke lardkiya kabi nahi boolti kay woh app say piyarr
kertin hain ya app ko pasand kerti hain toh is type ke lardki ko set kernay kay liye pehlay
in ke dost ko set kerain phir in ke dost say in kay baray main poochen .
8.OVER CONFIDENT: kasam say is type ke lardkiyou say to buhat he door rahain
9. NEECHAY DAIKH KAY CHALNAY WALI: inhay kam nahi sumjhen yeh neechay
daikh kay to chalti hain but pata sab hota hay kon lardka kahan khara hay kon kia ker raha
hay, kon meray chaker main khara hay kon mujhay dikha nay k liye cricket khel raha hay
kon mujhay daikh kay MOBILE pay baat ker raha hay, kon upnay lumbay
lumbay baalon ko theeq ker raha hay daikha sab pata hota hay inhay
10.RAATH MAIN WAKE KERNAY WALI: is type ke lardkiya DEITING kertin matlab
SLIM hona chahti hain but jab K F C ya MC DONALD jati hain to taoba kitna khaati
hain kay app ke Pocket khali ho jaey but un ka pait nahi bharta pata nahi pait hay ya
LALO KHAIT hay .
ABB Main APP KO SET KERNAY KA TERIKA BATATA HooN
BILKUL WAISAY HE JAISAY PTV 2 MAIN FISHES PAALANAY KA
TERIKA BATATAY HAIN
TEN TIPS OF SETTING
upper dee gaey lardkion main say koi ek select kerain or poori imaandari kay saath
sirf ek select kerain waisay mujhay pata hay kay app ek select nahi kerain gay kyun kay main nay bhi ek select nahi keri main jaanta hon lardkon ki nature ko
any ways yeh tips main say nahi hain yeh precutions hain ABB STEP
1. Agar woh Nhakray wali hay tu too app ZIDI banay
2.Bad deemagh hay to app IZATH daar na banay kyun kay yeh izath nahi kerti
app bhi bhigra huwa SHOW kerain kay ziyada paison nay app ko bigar diya.
3.Innocent hay to app bhi Masoon banay woh alag baat hay kay bachay app ke
shakal daikh kay bhaag jatay hain ussay dikhanay kay liye Raat ko walk kerain
woh bhi sunsaan jaga but yaad rahay mobile app ke jaib main na ho becoz mobile
buhat chin rahay hain meray bhi aisay he china tha
4.Nakaab wali hay tu pehlay us ka chera daikh lain kahin aisa na ho kay app uss kay
chaker main uss ke Maa koo chair den jaisay kay hum nay pelay he kaha hay kay
Nakaab wali ko set kerna risk hay
5.Tarro hay too app Sir jhuka kay chalain but yaad rahay app ke AANKH bilkul us
lardki ke terha chalay jo ser jhukha kay chalti hay
6.Chulbuli hay to app decent banay jo kay app nahi hain
7.Chup Ghuni hay to app uss kay saamnay woh gana gaye KUCH TO KAHOO
8.Over Confident hay to meri manay to in se door hee rahen kyun kay yeh
Be-IZATh kernay main time nahi lagati daikhti hee nahi hain kay bazaar hay ya road
hay bas Be-IZATH ker daiti hain so plz stay out of this girl or dil chota na kerain app
koie or see set ker lay yaha buhat saari verieties available hain
9.Neechay daikh kay chal nay wali hay to app uss kay saam nay kherray ho jaen
or Achanak say takker hogi or gana gana EK BAR PHIR TAKRAO NA MAIN HOON NA
10.Raath main walk kernay wali lardkiya yeh bhi thodi buhat TARRO lardkiyo jaisi
hoti hain in kay saam nay app bhi walk kerain or mobile pay baat kerain or yaad
rahay kay app ka mobile band rahay kahiin us kay saamnay call aagee to saray
impression ke waaat lag jaeygi or InDirectly Comments pass kerain or idher udher
daikh na na bhoolay yeh APP ke SEHAT kay liye acha hay werna kahiin us ka bhai
ya uss ABBA yani kay poorani cassete ya phir is tera bol lain kay poorani
HAWAILI baqi app khud sumaj daar hain waisay kuch naya nahi hoga wohi hoga
jo her daffa hota hay lardki ko chernay pe



Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

Age: 124
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LARKA Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke (MORGAY) ke khaane kaa KOCH hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge

Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: Chandni Bhago....

~CHANDNI~

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may hoon naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

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helllo    dhmaka   girlzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: Dedication Corner

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4 my BEAUTI FULL MM

Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare,

Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,


Yeh maana ki koi marta nahi judai mein,


lekin jee bhi to nahin lagtaa tanhayii main...


LOV U JANI

Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: Dedication Corner

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4 rapu



Mein Apna Ajj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Mein Is Jeevan Ka Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Mera Guzra Hua Kaal To Mere Mazi Ka Hisah Hai
Mein Apna Ajj Apna Kaal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Khizain, Sardian, Garmi, Baharein, Barishein, Jara
Mein Har Mosaam Ka Har Har Pal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Tumhare Dukh, Udasi, Gham, Sabhi Ranj-o-Alam Lekar
Mein Yah Khushion Bhari Chagal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Sitare Asmaan Ke Sab Tumhari Mang Mein Bhar Kar
Shaab-e-Tera Ka Sab Kajol Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Tumhare Bin Yah Har Aik Pal Mujahy Bechain Rakhta Hai
Mein Apna Dil Hai Jo Bekal, Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon
Barasta Bheegta Mosaam Hai Kamzori Meri Lakin
Mein Yah Sawan, Ghatta, Badal Tumhare Naam Karti Hoon.

Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: Teens Hala Gula (only Teens)

~CHANDNI~

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sanumayaz said:

Mujrim said:

sanumayaz said:

Awww...tht waz sweet mujrim :|...Saaray mujrim aisay hojain toh kia hee baat hay



bus aap dua kijiye



Chandni ka hukum sir aankhon per ...Tum per bharosa nahi kerna chahiyeh :P


lol   hoshiyar rahny ka ryy baba
Posted 26 Jan 2008

Topic: YE hai JB radio GUPISTAN

~CHANDNI~

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GARMI
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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asif shahzad   AND TASHA   THANNNX
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: ~~ Chalay jao ~~

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WARMTH OF LOVE said:

"har amal ka daro-maadar Niyaat par hota hay " .. Al-Quran (mafhoom)

thanks you Api .... u r soo sweet.





LOV U BHIIIIII
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: ~CHANDA ki CHANDNI~

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:

Soraj Ney Kaha Andheray aur roshni ka naam hai

Chand Ney kaha Zindagi Dobne Ubharne ka naam hai

Gulaab ney kaha Khusboo ka naam hai

Kaante ney kaha Chubhan Ka naam hai

Mere liye yeh Chandni ka Pyaar ka naam hai..



chandni ek khayal ban pighalti hai chand ki mehfil mein shama si woh jalti hai... .

LOVLY MM
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: Wedding-Ring

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NICE
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: Dedication Corner

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WARMTH OF LOVE said:

dedicate to My sweetest Miss Mine


woh jis ki ankhoun mein saray sitary chamakty hoon
woh jis ki galoun par gul gulshan mehaktay hoon
woh jis kay hontoun say meethay phool barasty hoon


woh jis ki bataoun ki khushbo, raag sunati hoo
jis ki sochoun mein narmi, sakoon laati hoo
woh jis kay hatoun say mehnaaat sharmati hoo

woh jo chaltii hay tu zameen gud-gudaati hay
is ko choo lay hawaa tu baad_e_saba kehlati hay
woh muskurati ho tu dil hi say muskurati hay

is kay hontoun par mera saan tehaar jata hay
likh kar naam mera , saans wahien mar jata hay
har lafaz wahan bas gonga ho kar reh jat hay

haaan wooohiiii

jis ki neeli ankhoun mein samundar bhi doob jayein
jis ki fiqar mein hein dhooalti howi kehak-shayein
pass iss kay raaz_e_duniya bhi bhi dooar kar ayein

She'z my missss mine........



AWWW   LOVLY
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: Teens Hala Gula (only Teens)

~CHANDNI~

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SUNU IS SAY BACH KY RAHNA YAH JALAD HY
Posted 25 Jan 2008

Topic: ~ROCK_STEADY DHAMAKA GANG~

~CHANDNI~

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Miss mine said:



Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,
Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,
Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy "MURGA" bana k rakhon



       sahil jee for u




DHAM DHAM DHAMAKAAAAAAAAA   
Posted 25 Jan 2008
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