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Topic: wot did u eat today?

~CHANDNI~

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chikan fried
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: dil ne dil se ye kaha

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YAH   TO   JHOOOT HAY
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~CHANDNI ~ka CHAND tak ka safeer

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VELLLY   KA   OPER    SAY  

LIYA   GYA   KHOBSURT    NIZARAAAAAAA




malika   parbat kay khobsurat nizary



Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~CHANDNI ~ka CHAND tak ka safeer

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Bazigaar said:

kiya khoobsurat nazaray hain dil kerta hae print kerwa ke apnay ghar mae laga loon



NAHI     IN   KO PAKISTAN MAY   RAHNY   DO 

PLZZZZZZZZZZ



Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~CHANDNI ~ka CHAND tak ka safeer

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castro said:

Very nice coverage and excellent photography...

You let me see our beautiful Pakistan without any cost.





THANNNXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX



Chand mera Dill Chandni hun maen!!!
Nothing is more precious than your modesty and integrity BEAUTIFULL ROMANTIC TRAVL WITH CHANDA




Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~CHANDNI ~ka CHAND tak ka safeer

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eshajam said:

MORE




SURE





      PIC   BOH T   HAY   KHOBSOURT   ; RASTOOON   KI


Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ((( Share your lov story with chandni)))

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Bazigaar said:

see u gals should make up u'r mind....u wanna hear love story or affair stories...cuz love to ek baar he hota hae so us ke story bhi ek he ho ge

LOL     U   R 

 RIGHT    PIYAR  

AKK BARR   HOTA HY    THEN   TO &nbs p; SONA   DO   NA 


HAM   SAY 

KIYA  

PARDEAAAAAAAAAAAA A
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ...Tear Of Sadness...

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bazI      S 4 LOVE
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: WHOS ONLINE

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   • eshajam
   • Zindagi ke AAS
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: hows ur mood now? (emoticons)

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Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: What’s on your mind?

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koi    new    bat

  batto   bazi
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: what is love

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lov is   life
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: diLL may kiya hay ajj.?

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DILL MY   KISE   YADE KA JALTA HOWA DIYA
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: diLL may kiya hay ajj.?

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KOCH   TO   HY JISE KI PARDA DARY HY
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ?

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AYE   SAMGH
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: Chandni Bhago....

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BAZZZI    BHAGOOO   PR

   BHAG   KY    JAO   GY KAHAN
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~~CONGRATZ CHANDNI~~

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Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

lolz @ uncode



loliyaan eh




AGAIN    LOL   @ 

 LOLIYANAAN


yar ye sath mae konsi alien language bolti ho?




BAZI     I    D ONT    KNOW   YAH KAHAN   SAY AJATA HAY
       
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~~ Chalay jao ~~

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CHALY   AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: Happy birth day CF

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Happy birthday to a special friend!

CF

Although I haven't known you many years,

Perhaps because you've dried so many tears,

Pleasure reigns as I these greetings send.

Your happiness should last till all things end!

Because you've been so sweet and understanding--

In toughest times you've made me laugh and smile--

Rejoice in your own specialness awhile:

This I'm not requesting but demanding!

How else to make yourself the celebration
,
Doing what does not come naturally?

Always your concern has been for me,

Yet now you must endure my adoration!

               


Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: HAPPY BDAY TO CUTEFRIEND

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happpy birth day CF BRO.


Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: Queen’s Shikaar

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OK DEAR      I   W ILL   TRY MY   BESSST
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: Suggest Me ......

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~Fragi~ said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

may i help



yeah sure




HMM   SO U   CAN TELL ME   HAV U SOME IDEA

THEN   HAM WESA HI APP KO BANA DEE GAY
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: janubaba ACHAR

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acha



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q



THIK   BAZI
Posted 28 Nov 2007

Topic: ~~Chandani’s SMS counter~~

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some   sardar SMS   only   ; 4 
 QUEEN


Sardar to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.



Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

                                

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"




Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

                                


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not Screaming like all d passengers in d car he was Driving..





                              

A Teacher lecturing on population:

"In Indi a after every 10 secs a women gives birth to a kid. "
A Sardar stands up- "We must find & stop her!. "



A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.   

                                

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"



Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing.
He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

                              

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!


Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

                              



Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir Gita pe haath!!"



                                

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"



A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange; he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"

                                

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!   

                                

Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept........

Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!.
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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bazi    dear   smssssssss ssssssssss
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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~Fragi~ said:

18 C


sardi tu kahan hai






lol yahan       to ham   pakistan   may &nbs p; sardy   dhondty 

   hi   rah 
jaty hy
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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fragi    u r   most welcome back
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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may bass chanda ki chandni
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

love doesn;t needs any reason.........but



flirting does...




lol      flirting 

also    don   hav
  any   reson   bc    yah   bhi   

kab    kahan   kitny

  bar   ho   jaty  

hay
Posted 28 Nov 2007
~CHANDNI~

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Bazigaar said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

wesy      bazi 

 
      its   

a   challlenge   ajoo &nb sp; apna     gang    bana    kay    



baat ye hae ke meri retirement kareeb hae warna sab ko seedha ker deta



abb   asa bhi kiya   bazi yah to bahan hay naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
   sidha bolo   kay app nay   haar maan li
Posted 28 Nov 2007
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