~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."
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"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"
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My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.
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They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
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"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
" Please wait someone else is using it."
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When I told the doctor about my loss of memory, he made me pay in advance.
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"Where did you get those big eyes?"
"They came with the face."
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I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already seen Niagara Falls .
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But the psychiatrist really helped me a lot. I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.
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It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look !!
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"Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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"Do you think I"ll lose my looks as I get older?"
"Yes if you're lucky."
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A modern artist is one who throws paint on canvas, wipes it off with a cloth and sells the cloth.
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"Has there been any insanity in your family?"
"Yes, doctor. My husband thinks he's the boss."
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I was thinking of becoming a doctor.
I have the handwriting for it.
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"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
" You're lucky. My wife does."
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We have a quiet home life. I don't speak to her and she doesn't speak to me.
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"What do use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best. "
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"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"
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"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months.".
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Hume Yu Tanha Chod Ke Na Jaya Karo
Aane Ka Vada Karke Na Padpaya Karo
Humto Hai Tere Aashikk !
Mujhase Jee Na Bahalaya Karo
Jab Bhi Ho Pyar Ka Eraada
Meri Baho Me Aakar Bas !
Machal Jaya Karo.
Samjhiiiiiiiiii !.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Kuch...................!!!
Kuch Par Raoz Hawain Mukhlif Bhee Theen
Kuch Hamin Bikharnay Ka Shooq Bhee Tha
Kuch Tujhay Amarat Ka Zaam Bhee Tha
Or Hamin Is Halat Say Piyar Bhee Tha
Kuch Taray Alfaz Bhee Dil Dukhatay Rahay
Or Hamin Is Dar Pay Naz Bhee Tha
Kuch Taray Dil Main Jaga Na Thee
Or Hum Bhee Nigahoon Main Sama Na Sakay
Kuch Tumhin Rawyah Badlnay Ka Shooq Bhee Tha
Or Hamin Is Ki Adat Bhee Thee
Kuch Taray Dil Main Achay Jazbat Bhee Thay
Or Hamin Bhee Tum Say Piyyar Bohat Tha.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Milke bichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka
ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka
beete huye pal kabhi laut kar nahi aate
yahi sabse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.
Kyu................ ...........
Yes .....................
No................
reply me.../
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7838 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Premi : Bewafa tune mera dil jalakar rakh kar diya.
Premika : Ae mere kurban ashiq teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,
rakh ghar bhej de bartan majne ke kam aayegi
