~CHANDNI~
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A policeman was testing 3 Singh brothers who were training to become detectives.
To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first Singh a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The first Singh answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well...uh.. .that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second Singh and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second Singh smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third Singh and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer." The Singh looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses." The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation? "
"That's easy," the Singh replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.".
~CHANDNI~
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.One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race. "What the guys are doing" asked the sardar. " We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner. "Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar
~CHANDNI~
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.yeh jo zindagi ki kitab ha, yeh kitab bhi kya kitab ha kahien ek haseen sa khawab ha, kahien jaan laiwa azab ha kahien ansuon ki ha dastaan, kahien muskarahatoon ka bayan ha kaey chahre iss mein chupay huwe,ek ajeeb sa yeh naqab ha kahien kho diya kahien paa liya,kahien ro liya kahien ga liya, kahien cheen laiti ha her khushi, kahien meharban be-hesaab ha, kahien barkatoon ki hain barshain, kahien tashnagi be-hesaab ha
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7790 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Shaam ke ujalo par, Apny narm hatho sy, Koe baat achi si, Koe khawab sacha sa, Koi bolti kushbu, Koi Sochta lamha, Jab bhi likhna chaho gy, Soch ker daricho sy, Yaad k hawalo sy, Mere naam chup chup kar, Tum ko yaad aay ga, Hath kaanp jain gy, Shaam teher jay gi, Meri Yaad aay gi, MERI YAAD AAY GI,
