~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7790 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
.Mohabbat Kya Hai
mohabbat kya hai
Kisi ne kaha mohabbat kya hai:-
Samandar ne kaha…..
Mohabbat samandar ki gehraiyo main chupi ik seepi hai
Jis main chahat jaisi anmol moti hota hai
Badal ne kaha…..
Mohabbat ek rainbow hai jis me har rang samaya hai
Shayar ne kaha…..
Mohabbat ek aisi ghazal hai jo
Har ek sunne wale ke dil main utar jati hai
Maali ne kaha…..
Mohabbat gulshan ke phoolo ki woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jisse sara gulshan mehak uttha hai
Aankhon ne kaha…..
Mohabbat aansoo ka samandar hai jo kisi ke
Intezar main khamoshi se baitha hai
Naseeb ne kaha…..
Mohabbat karne wale is duniya ke khush kismat insaan hai
Aur jis ke dil me mohabbat nahin
Wo is duniya ka badtareen insaan hai?
Dil ne kaha…..
Mohabbat Kisi KO khamoshi se chah Jane ka naam hai
Nafrat ne kaha…..
Mohabbat wo hai jo muhe bhi badal kar apne jaise rang main rang deti hai…
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7790 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Yeh Dil tum se Pyaar karna chahta hai
Apni Mohabbat ka iqraar karna chahta hai
Jab se dekha hai tum ko aey Sanam
Bas tumhara hi dedaar karna chahta hai
Logon se sunte the Mohabbat ke afsaane
Khuwaab humne bhi dekhhe the suhaane
Pyaar kya hai ? hum aksar sochte the
Is baat se hum apne Dil ko rokte the
Lekin ab tumhain is Dil main basakar
Yeh khata ek baar karna chahta hai
Yeh Dil tum se Pyaar karna chahta hai
Apni Mohabbat ka izhaar karna chahta hai
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7790 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: " I luv u sister ."
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy , I will marry again.
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
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.........sunshain
