~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7840 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Hamesha deir kar daita hoon mein hur kaam karney mein Zaroori baat kehni ho koi wada nibhana ho Usay awaz daini ho usay wapis bulana ho Hamesha deir kar daita hoon mein Madad karni ho us ki, Yaar ki dharas bandhana ho Boohat dareena rastoon per kisi sai milna jana ho Hamesha deir kar daita hoon mein Badaltay mosamoom ki sair mein dil ko lagana ho Kisi ko yaad rakhna ho, kisi ko bhool jana ho Hamesha deir kar daita hoon mein Kisi ko muat sai pehlay Kisi gham sai bachana ho Haqeeqat aur thi kuch Us ko ja kay batana ho Hamesha deir kar daita hoon mein
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7840 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Titanic was sinking.
An Englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards !
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Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators.
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How did Santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
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Santa: I have swallowed a Kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It's ****. Santa: U r wrong. It's 1394.
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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister ."
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Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl .
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn't came back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else? .
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An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home . The steering, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming , earlier I sat on the back seat.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7840 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Friends forever," you promised. "Together till the end." We did everything with each other. You were my best friend. When I was sad, you were by my side. When I was scared, you felt my fear. You were my best support - If I needed you, you were there.
You were the greatest friend, You always knew what to say: You made everything seem better. As long as we had each other, Everything would be okay.
But somewhere along the line, We slowly came apart. I was here, you were there, It tore a hole in my heart.
Things were changing, Our cheerful music reversed its tune. It was like having salt without pepper, A sun without its moon.
Suddenly we were miles apart, Two different people, with nothing the same. It was as if we hadn't been friends; Although we knew deep in our hearts Neither one of us was to blame
You had made many new friends And luckily, so had I But that didn't change the hurt - The loss of our friendship made me cry.
As we grow older, things must change But they don't always have to end. Even though it is different, now, You will always be my friend.
