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An actress was filling up a form to open an account in a bank. There was a column in the form where one has to fill Marital status, 'Married / single'. And she wrote 'Occasionally Married'.
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Five reasons to believe computers are male : 1.They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 2.They are suppose to help you solve the problems, but half of the time they are the problems. 3.As son as you commit to one,you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained better model. 4.In order to get their attention, they have to be turned on. 5.Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the noght.
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Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story? Here's an example : Ohhh John please don't touch me at all... ! Ohhh John please don't touch me at... ! Ohhh John please don't touch... ! Ohhh John please don't... ! Ohhh John please... ! Ohhh John... ! Ohhh... !
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A babe was standing at a bus stop. A boy walking along remarked, chand to raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? The girl replied with a smile ulloo to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol raha hai?
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If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u. U miss me, I miss U, U like me, I like U, U msg me, I msg U, U forget me, Im sorry this wher IM different from u? I KILL U!!
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WAFA said:
wch colour would u like to wear fo r ur wedding ???
though hamara tu ban chuka hay aur aisa zabardast bana hay cant wait to wear it hehe..khair
ap typical redz and maroonz prefer keraingay yah diff colours try kerna chaingay guyz ap bhi batao ap apni dream gal ko maroon/red main ziada psand keriangay ya kissi aur colour main
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"? PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I". PAPPU : I is... TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am." PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE? " PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?" PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots ! PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home. *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ? PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook. *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog ! -*-*-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-* -*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*- TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PAPPU: A teacher
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cutefriend said:
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