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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
Sardar: Itne kam marks? Do thappar marne chahiye. Bacha: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Lady to Sikh inspector : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet! Inspector: Why don't u cook something else.
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
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Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person who does ,Hadath (passes, urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs (repeats) the ablution." A person from Hadaramout asked Abu Huraira, "What is 'Hadath'?" Abu Huraira replied, " 'Hadath' means the passing of wind from the anus."
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heart_hacker said:
WOW ZABARDAST TOPIC.
zindage ke rah main, youn hum nekal chalay, fasaylay bartay rahay, na maanzilay mileen, gam to humsafar hai, kushi hai mahman, tanhae hai senay main, lab par hai muskan
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100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....
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.Do you know a word which has end in it but can never end......................................................... ........................ yeah you are rite its FRIEND........
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What a FRIEND is - A tissue when you can’t stop crying A shoulder when you feel like dying Always listens when have something to say A week when you need just a day A crutch you have a br en heart Some glue when everything falls apart A sun when rain just won’t stop A phone call when you can’t leave the home A hand when you feel all alone A wing if you want to fly Understands without kn