~CHANDNI~
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
If practice makes perfect, and no one is perfect, why practice?"
A girl phoned me and said...Come on over there's nobody home. I went over... Nobody was home!
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
No one will win the battle of the sexes, there is too much flirting with the enemy.
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
"My girlfriend said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, 'Dear, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'"
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Last night I was looking at the stars and I wondered...where the hell's my ceiling!
K SS MY SS would you like to buy a vowel?
Confucius say: to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.
When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.
You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.
Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
"Before I criticize someone, I walk a mile in their shoes. That way, if they get angry, they are a mile away and barefoot."
"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, 'never try'."
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.
It's better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
Never play leap frog with a unicorn.
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research."
You know you're old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.
Confucius say: man who stand on toilet is high on pot
"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
Luck is my middle name! Unfortunately, my first name is bad.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push. Actions speak louder than words. The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back; you're missing the good stuff. Life's short. If you don't look around once in a while, you might miss it.
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.
If you think that the world means nothing, think again. You might mean the world to someone else.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there
True friendship never ends.
Friends are forever.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don't frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
NOBODY IS PERFECT UNTIL YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH THEM. (Isn't that the truth?)
Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of you life. But only friends leave footprints in your heart.
~CHANDNI~
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~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
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«.*¤`♥ Friends are like Angels ♥`¤*.»
¤♥ Our friends are like angels ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ who brighten our days ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ In all kinds of wonderful ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Magical ways ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Their thoughtfulness comes ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ As a gift from above ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ And we feel we're surrounded ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ By warm, caring love ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Like upside-down rainbows ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Their smiles bring the sun ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ And they fill ho-hum moments ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ With laughter and fun ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Friends are like angels ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Without any wings ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ Blessing our lives ♥♥♥♥
¤♥ With the most precious things ♥♥♥♥
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«.*¤`♥ Your's Friends ♥`¤*.»
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
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Tum se mill kar kia jaana
*Jab mein us sey mila to yeh ehsaas huwa k pyaar kia hoota hai.
*Jab us ne mujhey chaha to to mujhey ehsaas huwa k chahat kia hooti hai.
*Jab us ne mujhey pyaar kia to ehsaas huwa k mohabbat kia hoti hai.
*Jab us ne mujhe se izhaar-e-wafa kia to ehsaas huwa k wafa kia hoti hai.
*Jab wo mujh se door huwi to ehsaas huwa k mehboob ki yaad kia hoti hai.
*Jab usne aane ka wada kia to ehsaas huwa k intzaar ki ghadiyaan kia hoti
hain.
*Jab wo mujh se pichdi to ehsaas huwa k judaai kia hooti hai.
*Jab mein ne us ko bhoola diya to ehsaas huwa k nafrat kia hoti hai.
*Tum se milll kar mein ne kia kuch nahi jana.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Why is it so hard to tell the truth... yet so easy to tell a lie, why ...do we sleep in the mosque during jumaah service. but when the kuthbah is over we suddenly wake up? , why is it so hard .....to talk about ...Allaah... but so easy to talk about sex?, why are we so bored to look at a holy magazine and hard to read the Quran...but so easy to read a playboy magazine.....?, why is it so easy to delete a Godly offline messages ...yet we forward the nasty ones...? Why is it that mosque is getting smaller...but yet bars and clubs are growing?? ....think about it....are you going to forward.... this or delete it? ....Just remember Allaah is watching you if u love Allaah then send this to everybody
