~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
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Allah K Hozour Touba Astaghfar…………………Aenda galti na kernay ka Ehad k sath Siratay Mustaqeem Ki Taraf Hidayat Mangain……….Aenda na bhatknay k Ehad k sath Allah Ki Rasi Ko Mazboti Say Pakrain………….Aenda taqseem na honay k Ehad k sath Allah Ki Kitab Ko Mazboti Say Tham Lain………Aenda na chornay k Ehad k sath Allah K Rastay Per Chalna Shuro Ker Dain……Aenda rasta na badalnay k Ehad K sath Yeh waqt ha iss pokar per LABAIK kahnay ka........!........!........! Iss waqt kayamat ki itni nisaniyan pori ho chuki hain app iss mail say andasa laga hi saktay hain toh ab bhi waqt ha k hum islam ki taraf lout ain 28paray main Allah nay bar bar apnay azab jo uss nay dosri komoun per bejay hain unn ka zikar kiya ha or bar bar yehi Farmaya ha "Kya Koi Ha Iss say Hidayat lainay wala"
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
True Telephone conversations recorded from various Help Desks around the U.K ------------------------------------------------------------ ----------- --------
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one...
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, but it's really stuck. Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ... Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry ....
Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you? Male customer: Hello... I can't print. Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ... Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find it...
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Customer: I have problems printing in red... Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer? Customer: No.
Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am? Customer: A tedd! y bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Helpdesk: And now hit F8. Customer: It's not working. Helpdesk: What did you do, exactly? Customer: I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing's happening...
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore. Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer? Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer. Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back. Customer: OK Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you? Customer: Yes Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard? Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in! Victor, the number 7. Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- A customer couldn't get on the internet. Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password? Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it. Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was? Customer: Five stars.
------------------------------------------------------------ --------- Helpdesk: What antivirus program do you use? Customer: Netscape. Helpdesk: That's not an antivirus program. Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.
Helpdesk: Microsoft Tech. Support, may I help you? Customer: Good afternoon! I have waited over ! 4 hours for you. Can you please tell me how long it will take before you can help me? Helpdesk: Uhh..? Pardon, I don't understand your problem? Customer: I was working in Word and clicked the help button more than 4 hours ago. Can you tell me when you will finally be helping me?
Helpdesk: How may I help you? Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail. Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem? Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the circle around it?
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
2. Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
3. Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wakeup today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
4. Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof,woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof.Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
5. If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
6. Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai". Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi". "Papa kyon ?" .......... "Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"
7. I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
8. To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
9. Once an angle came up to me & granted me a wish. I asked for "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked himto give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"
10. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Pakistani tradition & marry ur dad's ugly decision.
11. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !
12. 1 day you'll Be srprised to see ME beside YOU. YOU & ME laughing, YOU & ME crying, YOU & ME dreaming, YOU & ME holding on, YOU & ME... just YOU & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING YOU. I cannot hide this from you any more. I don't want to hurt you and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !
13. Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".
14. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, you are spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, you are jealous of me coz i'm cute!
15. Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.
16. I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
17. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength to make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT.
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Bohool kar kay agar hum se koi bohool huye ho, to bohool samjh ka buhla dena, Lakin buhlana sirf bohool ko, Galuti se bhi hamay na buhla dena.
Our friendship is ideal. You happy i happy. You sad i sad. You cry i cry. You laugh i laugh You jump out of window, i look down & again laugh.
LAILA KO MAJNOO KA SMS NAHI AYAA, LAILA NE 4 DIN SE KHANA NAHIN KHAYA. LAILA MARNE WALI HAI MAJNOO KE PAYAR MAIN, MAJNOO BAITHA HAI SMS FREE HONE KE INTIZAR MAIN
pholon ko khilna sikhaya nahi jata ..kanton ko chubna sikhaya nahi jata..koi ban ata hay khud hi apna..kisi ko apna banya nahi jata
When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.
If you found yourself in a dark room... Walls around u r red...! And blood comes from every where....! Do't b scared ...! U r in my heart....!
"Some say it is a sin to love. I never asked why, but if I sin in loving you, I'll sin until I die.
Us ko Chaha bhi to Izhaar na karna aya Kat gai umar hamian piyaar na karna aya Us nay maanga bhi agar kuch to Judai mangi Or hum thay k hamian Inkaar na karna aya
If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.
~I wrote your name on a paper but by an accident I threw it away I wrote your name on m hand but i washed it the next day I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.
In life, God doesn't give people u want. Instead he gives u people u need to teach u, to hurt u, to luv u & make u exactly the way he wants u to be- The Best
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah
~CHANDNI~
Age: 124
7841 days old here
Total Posts: 56416
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
Tum se mill kar kia jaana
*Jab mein us sey mila to yeh ehsaas huwa k pyaar kia hoota hai. *Jab us ne mujhey chaha to to mujhey ehsaas huwa k chahat kia hooti hai. *Jab us ne mujhey pyaar kia to ehsaas huwa k mohabbat kia hoti hai. *Jab us ne mujhe se izhaar-e-wafa kia to ehsaas huwa k wafa kia hoti hai. *Jab wo mujh se door huwi to ehsaas huwa k mehboob ki yaad kia hoti hai. *Jab usne aane ka wada kia to ehsaas huwa k intzaar ki ghadiyaan kia hoti hain. *Jab wo mujh se pichdi to ehsaas huwa k judaai kia hooti hai. *Jab mein ne us ko bhoola diya to ehsaas huwa k nafrat kia hoti hai. *Tum se milll kar mein ne kia kuch nahi jana
