Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!

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Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr

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Tumko dekha....tumko dekha...
tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya
paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!

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Idhar khuda hai, udar khuda hai,
jidar dekho udar khuda hai,
idhar-udhar bus khuda hi khuda hai
jidhar nahi khuda hai....udhar kal khudega!

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the night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, u ask why?
I come close to u, u feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words....

Hye La, Puncture!!!
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Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jehlla nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........

abe aage bhi to bol...............

neuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale

ko............
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tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan...
moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske
dil pe chaya hoga...pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein
rakh lun..phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga!!!

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> Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein
Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !

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Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha
Unki gali se guzre..ajeeb ittefaq tha Unho ne phool phenka..gamla bhi saath tha!!
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Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
Kyon apni kabar khood-hi khod raha hai Galib...
La, phawda mujhe de!!
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Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya
Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khyal aaya!!

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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai... ya bachpan se hi kamine ho ??
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Pass aakar sabhi door chale jate hain,
Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain
Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise
Marham lagane wale hi zakm de jate

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hay   wafa    jane wafa ..............ajo boht koch   pochna hay app say

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

oye oye oye advertisment


move keroo is ko yahan se

oye   lambay balon waly   dont tak panga

acha jeeeee jo hukam

lolz ok ja0o akk glass lasi lao

nai jeee abhi kafi time ho gaya hai abhi so jaoo shabash

u know   jo sota hay woh khota hya

nina said:

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Life A is ADVENTURE dare it.
Life B is BEAUTY worship it.
Life C is CHALLENGE meet it.
Life D is DREAM realize it.
Life E is ENDURANCE copewith it.
Life F is FRAGRANCE smell it.
Life G is GAME play it.
Life H is HEAVEN take it.
Life I is INITIATIVE take it.
Life J is JOURNEY complete it.
Life K is KEROSINE burn it.
Life L is LOVE enjoy it.
Life M is MYSTERY unfold it.
Life N is NAME find it.
Life O is OPPORTUNITY catch it.
Life P is PROMISE fulfil it.
Life Q is QUSETION answer it.
Life R is REALITY face it.
Life S is SONG sing it.
Life T is TIME utilize it.
Life U is URAGE satisfy it.
Life V is VOICE listen it.
Life Wis WEALTH acquire it.
Life X is X ? solve it.
Life Y is YEARNING go after it.
Life z is ZENITH

hi   nina
good work

rapunzel said:

Ali tum koshish kerna mere samne na ao bahoo tum mere haathoon katal ho ajo gay ab

hi   mis   misssss     bell

New year sms hope u will like it.

(1)

1 year of happiness,
12 months of prosperity,
52 weeks of success,
365 days of good luck,
8760 hours of gladness ,
5,25,600 mins of goodness,

Every second of enjoyment........
HAPPY NEW YEAR !!

(2)

( )"' ( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)


A Gift from me

Specially 4 you

On the eve of
NEW YEAR.

Keep it safely
until next year.

i would need it
nxt year.

(3)

Before the Sun sets on this year,
before the memories fade and before...the networks get jammed,
wish you a Happy and Bright New Year- 2006

(4)

( )'" ( )
( 'o' )
(,,) ):( ),)
Can i stay here in your"Inbox"
& wait until 31/12/2006
so i'll be the 1st to GREET u & wish u a "HAPPY NEW YEAR"

(5)

In 2006,

Resolve 2 be

Tender to young

Sympathetic to striving

Compassionate to aged

Tolerant to weak

Coz sometime in life U'll have been al of these

(6)

I hope that 2005 was everything you wanted it to be.
I hope you had joy and fun and friendship from everyone.

I hope you were content and had peace of mind;
and I hope you found true happiness, the kind that's hard to find.

Most of all, I hope that in 2006 you will find even more!
Happy New Year.

(7)

At this special time of the year
We reflect on what we hold dear
Family and friends whether far or near
And they r what gives us reason 4 cheer!
Happy New Year

(8)

As the New Year unfolds,
I wish you and your family all the joy and happiness in the world.
May this year be full of smiles and laughter.
And above all, may it be safe and secure.
Wishing you a cheerful Happy New Year !

(9)

HAPPY NEW YEAR
I know its a bit early 2 wish,
but ive got 2 wish LAKHS of smart & good lookng frndz
So i thought ill start wth uncle & aunts

(10)

May your holiday season be a joyous one and
may each day of the new year bring you success and happiness.
Best wishes for a happy and prosperous new year.

(11)

May the beautiful white snowflakes dancing in the sky
carry my best wishes to you for a happy and prosperous new year.

(12)

May life bring its best and finest to you may all your days be happy
and bright with good cheer throughout the year.

(13)

Raise a glass of celebration now the new year has begun
hope all your dreams plans and wishes will come true.

(14)

May warmest wishes happy thoughts and friendly greetings arrive on new years day and stay with you the whole year through.

(15)

May the new year brings much happines to you
and be happier than any year before be happy healthy and successful.

Please accept my sincere wishes for the new year
I hope you continue to enjoy health and happiness.

(16)

Every year, everyone says Happy New Year For once let us go one better Here is wishing this year even happier.
May the new year be filled with happiness for you.

Asian said:

hi kay ker raha hoi uk ke itnie early time se? 7:15

han jaldi bato kiya ker rahy ho chand babo

cutefriend said:

~CHANDNI~ said:

cutefriend said:

oye oye oye advertisment


move keroo is ko yahan se

oye   lambay balon waly   dont tak panga

acha jeeeee jo hukam

lolz ok ja0o akk glass lasi lao

shahrukh khan said:

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But girraffe was not eating. Why?
Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

hai   kool

A person who truly loves u n knws u, is someone who sees the pain in
your eyes while EVERYONE ELSE still believes in the smile on your
face..




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2) Great calculation:
Only twenty percent of boys have brains.
Rest of them have


GIRLFRIENDs...




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3) Leave SOMETHING for friend..

Never Leave FRIEND for something..

coz in life, SOMETHINGS will leave u but FRIENDS will always be with
u..




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4) Friends may
B old..
Friends may
B new..
Real friends
R few..
So whenever
u R lonely,
Remember its
true..
Someone.. Somewhere.. is thinking of U.         &nbs p;  




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5) A cup of hot hello,a plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles
and a slice of great success specially 4 u...ENJOY THE DAY!!!




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6) I think u r very careless!

U come & leave things behind!

See now what u have left!

U just came in my mind & left

a SMILE on MY face.




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7) WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS ON WEDDING DAY?





JUST A FORMALITY LIKE 2 BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE A FIGHT...




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8) "Old friends r gold..! New friends r diamond! If u get diamond dont
forget the gold, coz to hold a diamond u need a base of gold."




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9) I rqst GOD tö: ..màkè ù hàppy ..màkè ù smilè ..gùidè ù sàfèly thrù
èvèry milè ..grànt ù wèàlth ..givè ù hèàlth ..möst öf àll givè ù càrè &
LÖvÉ..Good Morning!




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10) Here's a frozen thought, What hurts u the most? Being hurt by
someone u trust a lot or being trusted by someone u have hurt a lot!

WHY DO COUPLES HOLD HANDS ON WEDDING DAY?





JUST A FORMALITY LIKE 2 BOXERS SHAKING HANDS BEFORE A FIGHT...

cutefriend said:

oye oye oye advertisment


move keroo is ko yahan se

oye   lambay balon waly   dont tak panga

lolz    yah   sab is kay hairz kay pichay kiyon par gay


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dancing

good work

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say chat

congratz sall

Fri3nd$h!p IS LIKE ADS!!"


Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... NOKIA!
Connecting People!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... SAMSUNG
Every One Is Invited!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... CHEN ONE
Changing Life Style!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... PHILIPS
Lets Makes Things Better!

Fri3nd$h!p Is Like... TAPAL
Jaisay Chaho Jeoooo!

ham app ko janty hay kiya??//

SALL said:

hay yah   konsi sall hay?

Mallak.. said:

mein tu teray pyar mein divana ho gaya
dilruba
yeh bata
kia keroon teray siva

marriam

hi   cf   dear

hiiiiiiiiiii    abhi nothy hoon

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Thanks 4 being my friend…

w saloammmm     jito    ;  raho beta

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