i didn't like them
eshajam said:
2 sardaron ko 2 bomb
miley,
1st Sardar:chal police ko de k atey hain.
2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gia to?
1st sardar:jhoot bol dain gay k 1 hi mila tha
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Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay
DR:Kia?
Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta
Dr:aisa kub hota hay?
Sardar:Phone kartay waqt
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Man:Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kia karte ho?
Sardar:AC k pas ja k beth jata hon
Man:Agar phir bhi garmi lagay to?
Sardar:To A/C on kar laita hon
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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
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Sardar:Yar mujhe 1 hathora
or keel chahiye computer k lye.
Sales man:Magar computer me inka kia kam?
Sardar:Oye yar mujhe computer mein windows lagani hai.
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name
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1st ever intelligent sardar.
Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything
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A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
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Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.
Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
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Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
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Sardar ko truck ne takkar mar di
Dost: Yar jo hona tha hogaya
per tu itna dara huwa Q hai?
Sardar: Yar kion k us truck k pichay likha tha
“Phir Milenge”
eshajam said:
Rapunzel said:they r cute na
eshajam said:
~tasha~ said:
thxx Tashu mashu
Rapunzel said:
eshajam said:
~tasha~ said:i wanna see pics n info on se g series
models
Whats That
can u tell me a lil more clearly tashu
Do u mean >Sony Ericsson
Rapunzel said:
~tasha~ said:wow lucky i-pod
yeah
