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Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

Age: 125
6642 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
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Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

Age: 125
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There's lots of things
With which I'm blessed,
My problems have been few,

But of all, this one's the best:
To have a friend like you.

In times of trouble
Friends will say,
"Just ask, I'll help you through it."

But you don't wait for me to ask,
You just get up and do it!

And I can think
of nothing more
That I could wisely do,

Than know a friend,
And be a friend,
And have a friend like you.
Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

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Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

Age: 125
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Location:
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Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

Age: 125
6642 days old here
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Location:
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Posted 08 Aug 2008

~tasha~

Age: 125
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Location:
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Posted 08 Aug 2008

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posting
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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It ain't what a man doesn't know
That makes him a fool,
But what he does know
That ain't so.
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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It is a woman's business
To get married as soon as possible &
A man's to keep being unmarried as long as he can.
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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He who is not Handsome at 20,
Strong at 30
Rich at 40, &
Wise at 50;
Can never be Handsome,Strong, Rich & Wise !!!
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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wht's going on here girls
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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thx in advance
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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Posted 08 Aug 2008

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agree

feelin tired?
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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Rapunzel said:



Posted 08 Aug 2008

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ghost
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thx
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feel >>> emotion
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is rapu online nw?
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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tasha
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Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
A:) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .

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Santa Singh MBBS
After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.
He checked his first patient's Eyes, then the tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.
Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!
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A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

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Q:) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???
A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
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Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... "
Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!"

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Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"


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A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.
She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
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Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies.
Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend's last Words.
And finds It means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

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Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what...
To avoid side effects!!!

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Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab .
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".
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Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR
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A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.
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A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her....
Girl said- "What R U doing...?"
Sardar replied- " B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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yes

i hv jst finished dinner
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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yes

got dc?
Posted 08 Aug 2008

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my janu
Posted 08 Aug 2008