i am

~CHANDNI~ said:

~tasha~ said:

i shud join too

YARE   TASHO U R   DHMAKA GIRL

yeah i am and always will
don't worry

khayali said:

congratessssssss speeedy tashiiii*                 (edited)

oh wow!

thanx speedy isma

thanx chanda

thanx king

You give my life meaning
With the little things you do
My heart is so much a part of you.

You give me Strength
Which helps me get through,
The days I can't even talk to you.

When I am down,
You lift me up.

When I am lonely,
I need only think of you.

For each time I do,
It's like a light shining through
Waking my heart,
With lovely thoughts of you.

When I am hurt,
Your love heals me.

When I am in pain,
Your love takes it away.

Gives my heart,
a chance to heal
Gives my soul,
a reason to feel.

When you say,
I love you.

Three words,
Make such a difference,
In my life.

I feel the power
That flows from your heart
When those words escape
From your lips.

For all the love you give to me
Just know,
From my heart and soul,
That love is returned.

Sometimes I think this is the best kind of friendship
because I can come here and talk to you whenever
I feel the need or have the time!
I never have to get dressed up ...
nor do I have to drive my car ..
I do not have to run up my phone bill
nor do I have to comb my hair!!



All I have to do is come here
sit down .. turn on my computer
load up the chat program and
abracadabra ... there you are!!



Now how lucky am I ?!?!?!
to have such a great friend as you,
to share my many days with ...
to laugh and joke with when the day is good
or to cry and feel sad with when the days are blue



I can share all my troubles and cares...
tell you secrets ... that no else will hear
and I can completely trust you to always
be here .. to listen .. to share with .. and know
you will you always care! WOW ....
what a glorious feeling ... to have such a good friend!



I can only hope that you know that I am that kind
of friend to you ... I will always be here to share
your day .. to listen .. to care ... because sometime
ago ... you crept into my heart ... and there will
always be that very special place for you ...
today and always !!!   Thank you for being my friend!

Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
~~~~~~
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
~~~~~~~
Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.
~~~~~~
Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer:No, I can't.
Waiter:Then does it really matter?
~~~~~~
Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,
"Daddy!Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well, "began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."
~~~~~~
Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.
~~~~~~
Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.
~~~~~~
Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.
~~~~~~~~~
Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
~~~~~~~
Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?
Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.
~~~~~~~
1st thief :Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief:But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief :Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
~~~~~~~~
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
~~~~~~~~~
Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?
~~~~~~~
Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.
~~~~~~~
An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.
'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.'
'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.
'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
~~~~~~~
Girl : Do you love me?
Boy:Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy :No, mine is undying love.
~~~~~~~~
There was a brilliant student and his General Knowledge (*GK*) was excellent.
He won every GK Quiz he took part in ....
Then one day he fell in love with a girl...
He proposed the girl, but she flatly rejected him The poor Indian fellow was heart-broken. .
Strangely, after this episode, he became very weak at GK, he stopped taking part in GK Quizzes.....
Now, can u tell WHY ???
Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya Toh GK Kya Karenge!!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband:Sure, what are my choices?
Wife :Yes and no.

yes

r u tension?

nice guy

yeah y not

ur jam n jelly 'ness

more plz

A Friend is someone special
Sharing moments that are precious
Always true, yet like a perfect diamond
Are rare and few

Unconditional times are spent
Through laughter and tears
These memories will last
Through out the years

When you are troubled
And your burden is heavy
A friend is there
To chase away your tears and worries

A friend is always concerned for your well being
Lending advice for you to learn when needed
Never demanding or judgmental
A friend is truly sentimental

So always remember at any given day
A true friend showers you with love and sincerity
And forever in your heart they remain
Thank you for being my friend

thx king

ur jamness

tasho dearo

chor diya jae

jam

Kisi ne Jab bhi wafaoon ki baat ki ho gi

Teri nazer mujhe dhondhti rehi ho gi

Yunhi to koi kisi se khafa nahi hota

Koi baat to raqiboon ne ja kahi ho gi

Tere salook se shikwa nahi Khuda ki kasam

Mere sallok ma shaid koi kami ho gi

Ahsan jo hans rahe hain tumhare larkhrane per

Kabhi yeh soochte kyon ker sharab pi ho gi

chor diya jae

nn

Naye saal ka yoon aana acha laga
Tujhe say milnay ka naya intezaar acha laga

Ankhon mein kai khawaab jagnay lage
Teray khawaab ka ankhon mein sajna acha laga
   
Baat teri hi toh thi magar ghabra ka ekdam
Logon say nazarain churana acha laga

Tujhe say mil kar kitna kuch kahnay ke liye
Dekhtay hi tujhe un shikawon ka bhool jaana acha laga

   
Es sitamgar ko archana mein kaisay na apna kahoon
Jab bhi aaya khawaab mein who mujhe acha laga.

wah king wah