~tasha~
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There was a gentleman walking with two heavy suitcases in an airport terminal. Someone approached and asked him what time it was. The gentleman bends down to park the two heavy suitcases and stares at his watch. But this was no ordinary watch! He touches a tiny button and his administrative assistant's face appears.
He asks her, "Mary, what time is it?" Mary answers instantly and with a smile!
The questioner is thoroughly impressed!!!
He asks, "What kind of a watch is that?"
"It's like a TV with two-way real-time communication," the gentleman explains. He adds that the watch is the latest technology with Intel's brand new 128-bit chip with processor speed of 10 Gigahertz.
The onlooker is now quite impressed and wanted to know if he could buy this watch from the gentleman. They agree on a pric e and the cash was handed immediately. The gentleman takes his watch out and hands it over and then walks away.
The new owner stares at the two heavy suitcases and shouts, "Sir, you forgot your suitcases."
The gentleman stops, smiles, and replies, "No, they are yours now. They are the modems you need for your new watch
~tasha~
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A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. "Wow, this is great," he thought. It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight -- lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass.
"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?"
"Yes. Come and join us," they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.
"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them." This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"
"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat that as well." The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full.
"It's fantastic out here in the world" he told them.
"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked.
"I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't." The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."
"I do," our friend replied. "But I gotta get back to the lab. I'm dying for a smoke."
~tasha~
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From the day that I met you From the day I saw your face These same lips that kissed you Were the same lips that uttered your name
From the moment you said "I love you." And I said "I love you, too." I knew this could be forever That this could not be untrue
I never felt this way before This feeling is all too rare And I wake up from this dream to find That love is in the air
If I was drowning in the sea would you dive right in and save me? If I was falling like a star would you be right there to catch me? If I was dreaming of your kiss would you look right through me? If my heart was sadder than a song would you still listen? If my tears fell on you, one by one would you see them glisten?
Every single thing you say makes me want to run away sometimes love's a rainy day but life goes on
your eyes are holding up the sky Your eyes make me weak, I don't know why Your eyes make me scared to tell the truth I thought my heart was bullet-proof But I'm dancing on the roof And everybody knows I'm into you.
~tasha~
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I know it's been some time But there's something on my mind You see, I haven't been the same Since that cold November day... We said we needed space But all we found was an empty place And the only thing I learned Is that I need you desperately...
So here I am And can you please tell me... oh
Where do broken hearts go Can they find their way home Back to the open arms Of a love that's waiting there And if somebody loves you Won't they always love you I look in your eyes And I know that you still care, for me
I've been around enough to know That dreams don't turn to gold And that there is no easy way No you just can't run away... And what we have is so much more Than we ever had before And no matter how I try You're always on my mind
And now that I am here with you I'll never let you go I look into your eyes And now I know, now I know...
~tasha~
Age: 125
6655 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
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Friendship is like the breeze, You can't hold it, Smell it, Taste it, Or know when it's coming, But you can always feel it, And you'll always know it's there, It may come and then go, But you can know it'll always be back.
