In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have a one more.

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar : Punjab .
Boss : which part ?
Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi
petrol se start hoti hai.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why
are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Sardar: Can't you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He
gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our
engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to Sardar: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any
one before you die?
Sardar: Yes. A good doctor.

How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars?
Simple; Just knock the door and they will open it....

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets
Jeeto: Why 3?
Santa: For you and your parents

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein
Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his
head. Is he crying?

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated... drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose is that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

pingu pingu

The more you give, the more you get
The more you do unselfishly,
The more you live abundantly.
The more of everything you share,

The more you laugh, the less you fret.
The more you'll always have to spare.
The more you love, the more you'll find
That life is good and friends are kind.

For only what we give away,
Enriches us from day to day.

I dare you to be your best
I dare you to be different from the rest
I dare you not to imitate anyone else
I dare you to be yourself

I dare you to separate from the crowd
I dare you to speak out loud
I dare you to explore
I dare you to be so much more


I dare you to get rid of all the friends that mean you no good
I dare you to do all the things you know you should
I dare you to stand up for what's right
I dare you to fight your best fight

I dare you to resist temptation
I dare you to use set back as motivation
I dare you to stand up for a cause
I dare you to press on without a pause

I dare you to start early and work late
I dare you to commit to your soul mate
I dare you to find out why you're here
I dare you to live without fear

I dare you to do what's right
I dare you to give it all your might
I dare you to put others first
I dare you to have a unquenchable thirst

I dare you to really help someone
Most of all- I dare you to go out and have some fun

If ever you need a helping hand,
just reach out and touch mine.
If ever you're scared or afraid,
I'll be right by your side.
If ever you need words of advice,
I'll give you the best I have.
If ever you're sad and depressed,
I'll try to brighten your day.
If ever you need a shoulder to cry on,
I have two, waiting here for you.
If ever you simply need to talk,
I promise I'll sit and listen.
Whatever the reason,
whatever you're searching for,
whatever you need.....
I promise
I'll always be there for you!!

You are wonderful to me,
I'm glad you are my friend.
Hopefully forever,
Until the end.

You make me feel special
With all that you do
It makes me feel so lucky,
Every time I'm around you.

You are there for me,
Through good and bad.
It makes me happy,
Like I could never be sad.

I just want to thank you,
For everything you do.
I promise someday,
I'll do the same for you.
FRIENDS ARE LIKE ANGELS

Our friends are like angels,
Who brighten our days,
In all kinds of wonderful,
Magical ways.

Their thoughtfulness comes,
As a gift from above,
And we feel we are surrounded,
By warm, caring love.

Like upside-down rainbows,
Their smiles bring the sun,
And they fill ho-hum moments,
With laughter and fun.

Friends are like angels,
Without any wings,
Blessing our lives,
With the most precious things.
SOMEONE THERE FOR YOU

Someone you can believe in;
Someone who is there for you,
Reminding you to have faith in yourself.
Someone who inspires you to follow your heart,
Someone who looks forward to spending time with you;
Someone who gives you support, and
Helps you achieve, so that
You can spread your wings and soar.
Someone who offers you advice,
Who gives you a piece of mind,
And a sense of pride;
Someone who will listen,
And help you through hard times,
Drying your tears;
So that all your fears disappear into the night.
Do you have such a friend?
If not, remember,
Someone is always there for you.
And that someone is me.
NEVER

Never say we are good friends,
If you really don't care.
Never talk about feelings,
If they aren't really there.
Never take my hand,
If you are going to break my heart.
Never say you are going to,
If you don't plan to start.
Never look into my eyes,
If all you do is lie.
Never say hello,
If you really mean goodbye.
The only thing that could make me do,
Is cry.
MY OATH TO YOU

When you are sad, I will dry your tears.
When you are scared, I will comfort your fears.
When you are worried, I will give you hope.
When you are confused, I will help you cope.
And when you are lost, and can't see the light,
I shall be your shining star, ever so bright.
This is my oath, I pledge till the end.
"Why?" You may ask, because you are my friend.   

i dont wanna miss you
i wanna be with you
you were so perfect
everyhitng about you
but yet...i let that slip away
i miss your smile
i miss being able to call you "my guy"
i jsut miss YOU
and allt aht comes with it.
i miss that sarcasm fallowed by your arms embracing me and telling me you loved me
i miss feeling like i belonged in this world.
look me in the eyes and tell me you dont miss me.
tell me you let me go.
i need to hear it before i move on,
things will never be the same.
i dont forget you.
i never will.
i promise you that.
so when you tell yourself youre not loved..
think about it a little more.
think about those tears...the ones that crashed at your feet.
think about the day i said..
"i simply miss you."

shahrukh khan said:

~tasha~ said:

nothing yet

whyyyyyyyy?

mood was off

I've been dancing all night
and haven't noticed 'til now
how your eyes follow me

I want you to tell me
just what you're thinking

sometimes I wonder myself
at what music makes us do

don't be shy so far away
come, move closer to me
or if not, I'll be next to you

give into your feelings
we can't lose what hasn't happened yet

Two steps away from the water,
two steps forth,it will mold
A stranger's cry echoes my fears,
A lover's lips, grasps my mind in my hands.

Light in the darkness,burns my eyes
traps me in its burden of the amanuensis
I clutch my heart, and brace my thoughts closely together.

White sand pompously drift the footsteps
and the stranger echoes my fears,
opened by an innocent foe,
giving a piece of me slyly as a massive turmoil.

Two steps ahead the water,
two steps forth is the mold,
A stranger's cry echoes my dreams,
Illusion in my pocket,
is what I hold.

i thought you said it was a good day
is that why the scars won't go away?
i thought you said you had fun
is that why when i smile you run?
i thought you said you love your life
is that why your holding that knife?
i thought you said you were happy
is that why your so snappy?
i thought you said that it was resolved
is that why i stayed involved?
i thought you said that you were better
is that why im writing this letter
i thought you said you'd call if you needed me
is that why we can't agree?
smile and nod, play a long
i thought you said but i guess im wrong

With a tear-streaked face I smile as if nothing is wrong and everything is ok
But what my heart says can never be described
My misery is disguised behind my empty eyes
I cry until my face burns bright
I scream until my ears stop the pitch from ringing and I plead with something or someone to end all my pain
My anger is taken out on myself,My soul is crying for help and my heart is tattered to pieces
My lips will not speak my pain nor will they mention any hint of emotion
What you see about me is only what you want to see,
You'll never know the real me.

Repetitive
You have NO idea
Silent suffering
Naive
Keep going
To ruin your life
Leave me behind
NO ONE will ever support you as much as me
NO ONE will ever care about you as much as i did
And NO ONE will ever feel as badly as i do......

out of the blackness of lengthy dispair
a light came down and filled my eyes with joy
that deep void closed and an angel was there
if only she was tangeable not coy
perhaps I could show her how i can care
wings she can't sprout nor be only a toy

Angelic touch, healing salve
you have cleansed my gaping wounds
Celestial voice brings comfort
to one who knows only pain
bring me healing sweet angel
fill my life with heavens flare
Shine on sweet angel
I'll be there for you

Music much warms my icy des'late heart
opportunity comes and oh it goes
trepidation and lack of will did part
and your beauty to my caring gaze flows
Angel, you have helped me to fin'lly start
to see that new pain here eventually grows

Angelic touch, healing salve
you have cleansed my gaping wounds
Celestial voice brings comfort
to one who knows only pain
bring me healing sweet angel
fill my life with heavens flare
Shine on sweet angel
I'll be there for you

"Hold me tight" the heav'nly host sweetly chides
in my heart you presence was made clearly
but the intention of your request hides
and wafts throughout my mind intriguingly
can she care for me, as my mind abides
or will my angel fall, depressing me?

Angelic touch, healing salve
you have cleansed my gaping wounds
Celestial voice brings comfort
to one who knows only pain
bring me healing sweet angel
fill my life with heavens flare
Shine on sweet angel
I'll be there for you
Could you poss'bly care for me?

The smoke has cleared but the ashes remain
after a brief and solitary rain
and now you draw a line in blackened still yet burning sand

"How childish is this?" I wonder again
your coming of age, I'll never know when
Turbulent you reckless spirit now becoming bland

So easy the forecast of your next move
Still I ask why, what have you left to prove?
You wave me toward you while your mouth tells me to stay away

Stranglehold choking you have on my mind
pushing me, daring me to cross the line
I can't resist you, well you know, but still you make me pay

You say "Let's be friends, to wrong I admit"
the next minute you say the stark opposite
Your anger blind burns at me, it means nothing which I choose

A fool was I to give you the power
at your shaky hands my life has gone sour
You whip the reins I gave you, making certain I will lose

Ironic the iron I feel in your grip
trying so hard to crush me, yet fearing my slip
for all power is gone if I escape asphyxient control

Suffocation from your hands as you turn blinded eye
knowing if I scream in pain that you can simply lie
The cup of suffering you gave me long ago was full

But you want me to have some more I see
overflowing and running off misery
I drink the poison, for I love you, that will never change

I try my best and hardest to stay my side
To half understand me not once have you tried
You hurt me so much the only comfort I can find is in derange

Emptiness to escape emptiness
with my sanity gone there is nothing amiss
You are mine and I am yours in madman's fantasy

The end of the tunnel where now there's no sign
a final dissolving of your cursed line
For very once I witness everything as it should be

But reality burns, the sting so intense
It could not be worse and it doesn't make sense
the hell I feel within without you could not hurt worse planned

I built what little I had around you
it was great what we had, then out of the blue
I woke one day to find my shelter broken by your hand

Without your affection I don't want to live
The joy of life passes through me like a sieve
I want to die, for I have lost the only thing I love

I'll free myself, I'll kill myself
this cup of poison to my health
only now with death's black raven, we shall see the dove.

Who have I become? What have I given up today? How much has changed?
These questions, famous for being rhetorical, yet they long to be answered.
My tears even now are forced, when yours are never switched off.

Hurt and me go hand in hand;
If I can't damage me, I'll damage you.
Rip you up and not regret, not regret you,
Only me, it's always me. And I am no one.

Oblivion, I welcome you, rape me again.
Every time I think of the boys you're there.
Make me the next murderer's victim.
Please be painful and last for hours.

Where did my heart go?
I long to pinpoint the time I turned so cold.
Every time I think I'm loved, it's always my own doing.
And now no one will want to know me.

I lie. Never in my bed, always in other people's.
Make me sodomised, and I hope he lies, and says he loves me.
Make me fall in love and have my heart ripped out my arse.
Soft kisses and stales tears are cracking the skin on my face.

Out of this world, all that I feel.
Any thing that ever made me care, ever made me realise how special life is;
Has left out an unseen back door, and gone.
I know it won't return without persuasion but every word I say is dead.

Friends no longer know me. I don't really know friends.
One is there, still he cares, still we have those tell-tale signs of eternal mateship.
But the rest are hazy, and it's only around me.
I don't think we have that essential ingredient, comfortability.

It used to be so easy, love and be loved.
What's so impossible? Consumed with paranoia, with having no comfort zone.
Who do I miss the most? All of them that's who.
But even that is a lie, the one I miss the most, whose friendship will never mend is holding the pen right now.

So cold. This winter has been icy as a snow flake.
And where am I going? And what are my roots? And when will I die?
And where are my family? And why death? And how?
And religion, where are you? And why is futility the only thing that makes sense?

And why do we not care any more? And why is there gossip and lies about the ones we love?
And who else feels like this? And who else has so many questions? And why?
And am I dead now? And if so, why do I feel I still have so much more death to go?
And will I get over this? And is anyone listening? And do they care?

At the end of the day, I close my eyes
Wishing you were here
Wonder what you?re thinking
And who your holding near
And I remember when it was I
And I remember those nights in the cold
I remember the dreams we had
How we let them fade
And now they've grown old
And you wonder how I?m so lonely
And why I feel this bad
I suppose if you ever loved me like I love (d) you
This feeling you too would have had
Mascara covered pillows
Waiting to be cleaned
Everytime you?ve said, ?I love you?
Was that something you actually mean?
Because it?s hard to tell the difference when so often you would lie
Now can you be honest?
You said you hate to see me cry
So why turn away, shut me out
After you told me our love was so strong
Why don?t you love me enough to tell me the truth?
How did I do you wrong?.