~tasha~
Age: 125
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Jill calls her friend Linda. Linda picks up the phone.
Jill says, Do ya wanna go to the mall with me?
Linda asks, Why?
Jill replies, I need to study cosmetics
Linda again asks, Why?
Jill replies Well, my english teacher says, I have a 'make-up exam'
on monday.
~tasha~
Age: 125
6661 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
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Location:
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him
into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to
make them a few drinks. As he's standing there alone, he notices
a cute little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up and as he's looking at it, she walks back in. He
says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He turns beat red in horror and goes, "Geez, oh..I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray."
~tasha~
Age: 125
6661 days old here
Total Posts: 47628
Points: 0
Location:
United Kingdom, United Kingdom
In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their
soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of guts.
The American general called for one of his men and told him to jump
down the ship and take a round swimming around the moving ship. The
soldier did as he was commanded and the general boasted of by saying
"See the guts !".
Now the German general called out for one of his men and asked him
to take two similar rounds.the soldier did as he was told.when he
came back from the water the German said "See the guts ".
Now the Indian General called out for his most courageous man and
asked him to take five similar rounds.
The soldier promptly replied, "Am I your dad's servant?".
At this the general proudly said "See the guts".
