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Why do I fail exams

Why do I fail exams?

It's not my fault that I fail,

Because the year only has 365 days.

Typical academic year for a student.

1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.

2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Balance 263 days.

3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.

4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.

5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.

6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.

7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.

8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.

9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.

10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.

**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****

Tell me, how can I ever pass??

Posted on 6/19/2005 10:34:50 PM

hah-hah-hah
what a lame excuse

Posted on 6/20/2005 3:29:29 PM


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Posted on 6/21/2005 3:31:48 AM

u failed...stop making excuses...only losers make excuses...

Posted on 6/21/2005 4:06:45 AM

hey who said i failed
yaar achi duain kiya kero.. yeh kia

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:10:12 AM

Frankenstein:
hah-hah-hah
what a lame excuse

lame?? i think it's a good one

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:11:14 AM

well, if u didn;t failed, then why making excuses

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:12:15 AM

errr... do we really have to post the things here which are related to us

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:28:29 AM

maybe..maybe not

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:34:19 AM

lolsss

Posted on 6/23/2005 5:39:29 AM


Posted on 6/23/2005 5:42:23 AM

nahin mood nahin hai boxing kerney ka

Posted on 6/23/2005 6:13:44 AM


Posted on 6/23/2005 6:16:11 AM

Exercise ya body building ka
cuz i m toooo tired

Posted on 6/23/2005 6:23:56 AM


Posted on 6/23/2005 6:25:42 AM

nahin kerni boxing yaar

Posted on 6/23/2005 6:27:21 AM


Posted on 6/23/2005 6:31:00 AM

errrrr

Posted on 6/23/2005 6:32:20 AM


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Posted on 6/24/2005 9:14:08 AM

Bazigaar:
ok phir..
lagey raho
lolzzz

Posted on 6/24/2005 9:45:06 AM


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Posted on 6/25/2005 6:26:12 AM

MAHA RAJA:

arey kahein app ko to nahin lag gayi

Posted on 6/25/2005 9:12:08 AM


Posted on 6/27/2005 5:45:12 AM

dats not fair bazzi......

Posted on 6/27/2005 5:08:55 PM


meri sis ko mara

Posted on 6/29/2005 3:10:27 AM


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Posted on 6/29/2005 3:13:49 AM