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Why do I fail exams
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Why do I fail exams
paki_fan
Why do I fail exams?
It's not my fault that I fail,
Because the year only has 365 days.
Typical academic year for a student.
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.
Balance 263 days.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - Means 122 days. Balance 141 days.
4. 1 hour for daily playing (good for health) - Means 15 days. Balance 126
days.
5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies (chew properly & eat) - Means
30 days. Balance 96 days.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - Means 15 days . Balance 81
days.
7. Exam days per year at least 35 days. Balance 46 days.
8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays - 40 days. Balance 6 days.
9. For sickness at least 3 days. Balance 3 days.
10. Movies and functions at least 2 days. Balance 1 day.
**** That 1 day is my birthday. ****
Tell me, how can I ever pass??
Posted on 6/19/2005 10:34:50 PM
Frankenstein
hah-hah-hah
what a lame excuse
Posted on 6/20/2005 3:29:29 PM
Fairl_Girl
Posted on 6/20/2005 11:51:27 PM
guest.
Posted on 6/20/2005 11:52:44 PM
HrithikZgirl
Posted on 6/21/2005 3:31:48 AM
Bazigaar
u failed...stop making excuses...only losers make excuses...
Posted on 6/21/2005 4:06:45 AM
paki_fan
hey who said i failed
yaar achi duain kiya kero.. yeh kia
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:10:12 AM
paki_fan
Frankenstein:
hah-hah-hah
what a lame excuse
lame?? i think it's a good one
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:11:14 AM
Bazigaar
well, if u didn;t failed, then why making excuses
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:12:15 AM
paki_fan
errr... do we really have to post the things here which are related to us
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:28:29 AM
Bazigaar
maybe..maybe not
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:34:19 AM
paki_fan
lolsss
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:39:29 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 5:42:23 AM
paki_fan
nahin mood nahin hai boxing kerney ka
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:13:44 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:16:11 AM
paki_fan
Exercise ya body building ka
cuz i m toooo tired
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:23:56 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:25:42 AM
paki_fan
nahin kerni boxing yaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:27:21 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:31:00 AM
paki_fan
errrrr
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:32:20 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/23/2005 6:43:24 AM
Guest_005
Posted on 6/24/2005 9:14:08 AM
paki_fan
Bazigaar:
ok phir..
lagey raho
lolzzz
Posted on 6/24/2005 9:45:06 AM
Guest_005
Posted on 6/24/2005 1:21:39 PM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/25/2005 6:26:12 AM
paki_fan
MAHA RAJA:
arey kahein app ko to nahin lag gayi
Posted on 6/25/2005 9:12:08 AM
Bazigaar
Posted on 6/27/2005 5:45:12 AM
Queen of jb
dats not fair bazzi......
Posted on 6/27/2005 5:08:55 PM
paki_fan
meri sis ko mara
Posted on 6/29/2005 3:10:27 AM
paki_fan
Posted on 6/29/2005 3:13:24 AM
paki_fan
Posted on 6/29/2005 3:13:49 AM
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