~tasha~:

A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

eshajam:

~tasha~:

A man walks into a barber shop and asks; "how much for a hair cut?" The barber said $12.50. The man asks; "and how much for a shave?" The barber said $1.50. The man then says SHAVE IT ALL.

~tasha~:

Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the
head psychiatrist.

If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However,
if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.

The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an
empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.

The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.

Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.

The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump.

"Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asked
the doctor.

To which the third patient answered, "Well Doc, I can't swim!"

~tasha~:

Two guys in a car drive right through a red light.

"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.

They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through another
stop light.

"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!" screamed the
nervous passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver.

Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a halting stop.

"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.

The driver turned and said, "Because my brother might be coming!"

KING OF JB:

wht abt me